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This Is Why You're Fat: 24-Hour Cupcake ATM

Sprinkles, an upscale Cupcake bakery, is opening a 24-hour ATM at their Beverly Hills location (WHICH I WILL VISIT AND REVIEW) that will serve cupcakes, cupcake mixes,...
March 1, 2012

Bogus Burgers: Fast Food False Advertising

This is a series of photos comparing fast food company's advertising shots to meals actually received in real life. SURPRISE!: they look nothing alike. Of course if...
January 26, 2012

Finally, A Decent Unicorn Sh*t Cookie Recipe

Wanna make your own unicorn poop cookies? WELL YOU ARE IN LUCK MY DISGUSTING FRIEND, because Instructable user Kristylynn84 has just the recipe for you! You're gonna...
January 12, 2012

HAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

THIS: I am thankful for this. Haaaaaaaaaaappy Thanksgiving! Hopefully you all have a nice long weekend of video games and eating ahead of you. Me? I don't...
November 23, 2011

Yoda Advertising Ramen Noodles In Japan

Because 900-year old Jedi masters can't survive on Dagobah swamp stew and dragonlizard dicks alone, here's Yoda in a Japanese advertisement for Nissin Cup Noodles. I'm not...
November 21, 2011

First Lab-Grown Burger Coming Soon, $345,000

What you're looking at are incredibly thin pieces of lab-grown beef. Pretty appetizing, right? "They look like scabs with little pieces of Band-Aid stuck in them." Mmmmmmm,...
November 15, 2011

Tomato Turbine: Recirculating Ketchup Fountain

This is a recirculating ketchup fountain, not unlike the recirculating nacho cheese fountain we featured that somebody was classy enough to construct for their wedding. Now I...
November 8, 2011

Hey Look, This Snake In Florida Ate A Deer

This is a 16-foot Burmese python found in the Florida everglades that had recently eaten an 80-pound deer before being discovered and killed by the good ol'...
November 2, 2011