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  • May 3, 2012
    RUN -- the Hulk got into the Mountain Dew cupcakes again! These are Mountain Dew cupcakes with Mountain Dew icing (links to recipe) made by blogger The Geeky Hostess to help stay awake during AMC's Ultimate Marvel Marathon, a 15-hour Marvel movie marathon culminating with the ... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2012
    Sprinkles, an upscale Cupcake bakery, is opening a 24-hour ATM at their Beverly Hills location (WHICH I WILL VISIT AND REVIEW) that will serve cupcakes, cupcake mixes, dog cupcakes (cupcakes for dogs not made WITH dogs), ice cream and apparel 24-hours a day. Need a red velvet ... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2012
    Have one of those annoying little shits who won't eat their pancakes unless they're in the shape of Star Wars spaceships? Send them to school with no breakfast. Oooooor break down and buy this $10 set of Star Wars molds from Williams-Sonoma and prepare to be WALKED ALL OVER. ... / Continue →
  • January 26, 2012
    This is a series of photos comparing fast food company's advertising shots to meals actually received in real life. SURPRISE!: they look nothing alike. Of course if you actually went to Burger King expecting to get something resembling the burger in the picture you obviously ... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2012
    Wanna make your own unicorn poop cookies? WELL YOU ARE IN LUCK MY DISGUSTING FRIEND, because Instructable user Kristylynn84 has just the recipe for you! You're gonna be shitting magic! Jk jk, diarrhea, but who cares -- you tasted the rainbow. Me? I tasted a cow patty beca... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2012
    Ever wanted to pretend you were a black hole and gobble up all the planets in our solar system? Who hasn't? Playing space is FUN. And now you're in luck, because Japanese chocolatier L'éclat is selling these sets of solar system chocolates. Every $50 set comes in an outersp... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2011
    This is a replica of the helmet worn by Dovahkiin in Skyrim except made out of popcorn bacon. Because that's what people do: make things out of bacon, then post pictures of them online. You know what the problem with a bacon helmet is though? Dragons LOOOOOOVE bacon. It's g... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2011
    THIS: I am thankful for this. Haaaaaaaaaaappy Thanksgiving! Hopefully you all have a nice long weekend of video games and eating ahead of you. Me? I don't have anything but 200 people ahead of me. Get it? I'm already in line for a Black Friday sale! Just kidding, I'm not... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2011
    Because 900-year old Jedi masters can't survive on Dagobah swamp stew and dragonlizard dicks alone, here's Yoda in a Japanese advertisement for Nissin Cup Noodles. I'm not really sure what the relationship between Yoda and ramen is supposed to be, but my guess is a sexual one.... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2011
    This is a Game of Thrones cake made by Kensei Yonzon and Nicole Villar Balaoing. It's a throne made out of swords made out fondant. You ever tried swallowing a sword before? It's harder than it looks. Plus you have to be real careful not to drop it because one time at the c... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2011
    What you're looking at are incredibly thin pieces of lab-grown beef. Pretty appetizing, right? "They look like scabs with little pieces of Band-Aid stuck in them." Mmmmmmm, scabs. I just had one on my knee that was almost ready for harvest but it came off in the bed and I h... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2011
    This is a chunk of pork that's been pressed into the shape of Babe and sold as a 'Mini Piglet'. Presumably to remind you you're eating more than just ground-up assholes. Pork Molded into a Piglet Is Disgusting and/or Awesome [gizmodo] Thanks to Barry, who has a hard time eat... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2011
    'FINISH IT', get it? Like how it says 'FINISH HIM!' in the game! Speaking of finishing things -- you think a parent has ever had to tell a child to finish their pizza the way they do with vegetables? I doubt it, kids will finish some damn pizza. Also: picking their nose aft... / Continue →
  • November 8, 2011
    This is a recirculating ketchup fountain, not unlike the recirculating nacho cheese fountain we featured that somebody was classy enough to construct for their wedding. Now I know what you're thinking, "but why couldn't it be ranch?!" And that's because you're fat. Move Ove... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2011
    This is a 16-foot Burmese python found in the Florida everglades that had recently eaten an 80-pound deer before being discovered and killed by the good ol' boys in the picture. The Burmese python is a non-native (it's name was a hint!) invasive species in Florida originally e... / Continue →
  • October 31, 2011
    This is a $720 rotisserie in a briefcase. You can carry it around handcuffed to your wrist like a spy, then break it out and cook some meat. Just sayin', I'd slap my meat on your grill. Gentlemen? The Carson Rotisseries, Inc., rotisserie grill is the perfect, easy to use g... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2011
    Because Japan is literally millennia ahead in the realm of WTF'ery, dentists in the country are now offering 'Yaeba' cosmetic treatments, a dental procedure that makes a girl's teeth appear wonky and (obviously) more desirable. But how do they feel about lazy eyes? Yaeba mean... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2011
    This is a gallery of geeky logos made out of food. They're called '"foogos", because they're a combination of "food" and "LEGOS". Weird, I know. But I'm not here to ask questions, I'm just here to type the first thing that pops in my head and get drunk. Also, please don't e... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2011
    It's not like anybody who's ever blind taste-tested them alongside Crayolas would need any more evidence, but here's a photo that helps explain why off-brand crayons suck so bad. Apparently they're made with...I dunno, people? Yeah, plus they make me color outside the lines! ... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2011
    Please, no 'the cake is a lie' comments. This is a very impressive looking 'Space Core' personality core cake from Portal 2 commissioned by Flickr users sharkhats, who were celebrating their 3-year wedding anniversary. It was created by Mike's Amazing Cakes in Redmond, Washing... / Continue →