olympics

Mars Can't Play Sports To Save Its Rotation

Now listen, Mars: I'm not saying you should fake a disability so you can compete against Pluto in the Special Olympics, but you should. You definitely should....
March 2, 2010

Wait, Come Back: The Olympics Are Over

Well folks, the Olympics are over. And you know what that means: no more getting drunk at the bar and watching rhythmic gymnastics. Oh, and 100,000 used...
August 25, 2008