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  • May 12, 2016
    China recently banned the erotic consumption of bananas on the country's live-streaming video sites in an attempt to eradicate "inappropriate and erotic" content that "harms social morality." Wow. If banana-licking is really your concern, I hope you've already gotten rid of l... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2016
    Because the world stopped making sense after 8th grade, KFC in Hong Kong is selling chicken flavored edible nail polish. Chicken fingers! The polish comes in two flavors/colors: Original Recipe and Hot & Spicy. This is going to take your dog's finger licking game to a whole ... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2016
    This is a stop-motion animation of a handful of video games recreated entirely using printed or projected stock images. That goes on for about a minute and forty-five seconds, then it turns into a two minute ad for Pond5, who sell royalty-free images and videos. So it's best ... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2016
    This is a video of 20 light-up drones performing an aerial ballet in front of Mount Fuji in Japan. It was pretty trippy to watch and I don't recommend letting your eyes blur and just kind of staring at it because I'm pretty sure I just did irreparable damage to myself and now ... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2016
    Because the world is going to end soon anyways, this is a video created by Balázs Bánk of the Flappy Bird game he ported to play on an eVic-VTC Mini vaporizer mod. How about that! "But why?" I dunno, presumably just because he could, because I see absolutely no other reason ... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2016
    This is a video of tomatoes being sliced, played in reverse. Or maybe it's a video of somebody putting tomatoes back together with a knife, I don't know. What I do know is it was surprisingly relaxing to watch. And dare I say...erotic? That cool with you? "Not really." I ... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2016
    Because this is the internet and the internet makes people do crazy dumb shit, this is a short video edited by Youtuber Theseheavenlybodies to make trains sound like they're screaming like people in distress. If that sounds like something you might be interested in watching, g... / Continue →
  • March 3, 2016
    This is an interview with Nano, a Norwegian woman who believes she is actually a cat mistakenly born in a human body. I know the feeling, Nano. Sometimes I wish I could just shed this human skin and be the dinosaur I know God intended me to be. Plus, you know, was born 200-m... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2016
    Because Japan will never stop being Japan (and that's a good thing, at least in some regards), this is the Pnitty Mouse. It's a wired mouse (some people still used wired mice) that has a soft pad on the bottom that's supposed to feel like a puppy or kitten's paw. That way whe... / Continue →
  • February 5, 2016
    This is a map created by the folks at mental_floss showing autocomplete search results for typing 'Why does [state name]' into Google while in Chrome's Incognito (aka p0rn hunting) mode. The majority of sports related results were dismissed with a few exceptions for states tha... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2016
    A group of mathematicians at the University of Central Missouri have discovered the new largest prime number known to man, a number so large it has 22,338,618 digits. That is a big-ass number. It can be expressed as 2^74,207,281 − 1, and is some five million digits longer tha... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2015
    This is a video of Youtuber and molten copper lover Tito4re pouring his favorite liquid metal into a hole in the top of a coconut. What happens? SPOILER: Not a piña colada. The coconut is so well insulated that the copper boils all the coconut water in there and starts cooki... / Continue →
  • December 3, 2015
    Because what good would the internet be without stuff like this (basically just Amazon and p0rn as far as I can tell), this is a video of a bunch of movie clips edited together to perform part of Adele's song 'Hello'. Do you like that song? I feel like so many of Adele's song... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2015
    Did you know 15-minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance? Did you know not owning a car could save you 100% or more on car insurance? I JUST DID THE MATH. I'm kidding, I am awful at math. I never got any higher than a C in math, including geometry, which sucks be... / Continue →
  • August 18, 2015
    Maybe underboob sweat absorbers have existed for forever. Maybe your aunt swears by them. Beats me, I don't really know much about boobs besides they're fun to look at, I can't wait to touch some, and apparently they play an important role when you have a baby (I think babies... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2015
    This is the Splorch ovipositor sex toy from Primal Hardwere. It was designed to resemble an alien or insect's egg-laying organ and used to squeeze homemade gelatin eggs into your own holes (eggs are inserted into the rear of the toy and massaged forward). It is probably not t... / Continue →
  • July 23, 2015
    Note: This article was originally published in 2009 but since the internet is like a roller coaster it's going back around again with its hands in the air, screaming. Elisabeth Beucher's Green Warrior Shower Curtain was designed to help control your water consumption by slow... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2015
    Dare you to make that picture your desktop background. Because the world is rapidly coming to an end, this is Twinkle Tush, a bejeweled butthole cover for cats (previously: this dog version). Twinkle Tushes cost $6 and any remaining dignity you and your cat may have. Listen... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2015
    Because this is the internet, here's a video of Shia LaBouf's weird motivational speech edited with some footage of Goku from Dragon Ball Z to make it appear Shia is convincing Goku to go Super Saiyan in a battle against Frieza. I don't really have much else to say except I wi... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2014
    This is a shot of an unknown goosebumpy woman who got a tattoo from an unknown artist of LEGO Superman holding up the side of one of her breasts. Is LEGO Hulk lifting the other one? No clue. Also, not to sound too nitpicky or anything, but that boob doesn't really look big e... / Continue →