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  • August 26, 2015
    Did you know 15-minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance? Did you know not owning a car could save you 100% or more on car insurance? I JUST DID THE MATH. I'm kidding, I am awful at math. I never got any higher than a C in math, including geometry, which sucks be... / Continue →
  • August 18, 2015
    Maybe underboob sweat absorbers have existed for forever. Maybe your aunt swears by them. Beats me, I don't really know much about boobs besides they're fun to look at, I can't wait to touch some, and apparently they play an important role when you have a baby (I think babies... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2015
    This is the Splorch ovipositor sex toy from Primal Hardwere. It was designed to resemble an alien or insect's egg-laying organ and used to squeeze homemade gelatin eggs into your own holes (eggs are inserted into the rear of the toy and massaged forward). It is probably not t... / Continue →
  • July 23, 2015
    Note: This article was originally published in 2009 but since the internet is like a roller coaster it's going back around again with its hands in the air, screaming. Elisabeth Beucher's Green Warrior Shower Curtain was designed to help control your water consumption by slow... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2015
    Dare you to make that picture your desktop background. Because the world is rapidly coming to an end, this is Twinkle Tush, a bejeweled butthole cover for cats (previously: this dog version). Twinkle Tushes cost $6 and any remaining dignity you and your cat may have. Listen... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2015
    Because this is the internet, here's a video of Shia LaBouf's weird motivational speech edited with some footage of Goku from Dragon Ball Z to make it appear Shia is convincing Goku to go Super Saiyan in a battle against Frieza. I don't really have much else to say except I wi... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2014
    This is a shot of an unknown goosebumpy woman who got a tattoo from an unknown artist of LEGO Superman holding up the side of one of her breasts. Is LEGO Hulk lifting the other one? No clue. Also, not to sound too nitpicky or anything, but that boob doesn't really look big e... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2014
    This is that Star Wars teaser trailer VERY loosely recreated using only scenes from the original trilogy. Just like the title said. So if you came here expecting to see the trailer for one of the ORIGINAL movies made with footage from FUTURE Star Wars movies, you came to the ... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2014
    Note: Higher-res version HERE. This is a shot posted by director Zack Snyder of the new Batmobile from the upcoming Batman Vs. Superman movie. As you can see, it looks like one of Michael Bay's Transformers. That sucks too because I bet a friend they were going to bring back... / Continue →
  • May 22, 2014
    This is a very short video of a tractor trailer driving up a river in Russia. WHY is he driving in the river? Presumably vodka. He can barely even see out of the windshield. Oh shit, this isn't a boat! Not to brag or anything, but I drove a car into a creek once. I'm kind... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2014
    Not in front of the nuns! Steven Cohen (not to be confused with Sander Cohen, who is an infinitely saner artist) was recently convicted of sexual exhibitionism for a piece of performance art he conducted last September that involved dancing around the Eiffel Tower with a roost... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2014
    PROTIP: Check your volume, sometimes it sounds like a robot yelling as it gets stabbed. This is a video of a dot matrix printer playing 'Eye of The Tiger'. In my opinion, 'Eye of the Tiger' is one of the best pump-up songs of all time. Also, 'You're the Best' from the Karate... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2014
    Note: Alaska not drawn to scale for some reason. Alaska is almost 2.5x the size of Texas (although California's population is only 1.5x the size of Texas leading me to believe this entire map is a CROCK OF LIES. This is a map of the United States showing the approximate size ... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2014
    Note: Larger, actually legible version HERE. This is the map of the internet cartographered by DeviantARTist JaySimons. I'm sure there's something to learn by looking at it, I just didn't pick up on any of it. Probably because I started daydreaming about how cool it would be... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2014
    In news that made me question my belief that all water parks are either pirate or tropical island themed, South Korea has announced it's building a $625-million robot themed water park in Incheon. Wow, sounds like a great place to accidentally get electrocuted. Among [Robot L... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2014
    Jello shots are basically nature's way of sneaking alcohol into your system without it noticing right away. And now Jeroen Domburg of SpritesMods has built a 3-D printer that can print basic shapes inside of them. They're sure to be a hit at your next sausage party. PI KAPPA... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2013
    This is a video of MMORPG Adventure Quest Worlds designer Adam Bohn getting married. But not before he has to battle a knight and a group of ninjas. Plus Iron Man, Batman and WWE legend Jimmy Hart made appearances. What a star-studded wedding. You know who showed up for my ... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2013
    This is a Pokemon themed rap (despite not being a rap song at all) created by the folks over at CollegeHumor featuring the names of all 718 pocket monsters. They don't actually incorporate the names of the Pokemon into the lyrics though, they just sing a couple lines then ratt... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2013
    Meet the Clicktorix, a $85 smartphone controlled vibrator. The intensity is controlled via a free app, which also provides an estimated time till orgasm and calories burned. Cool, but why not just make a smartphone ATTACHMENT that's a vibrator. I'll tell you why -- because s... / Continue →
  • September 6, 2013
    Meet Blair McMillan. Blair McMillan is a man. A man with a sick mustache and mullet and the dream to become a real life Kenny Powers torture his family for the next year by only living with technology from 1986 or earlier. Shhhhhhh -- you hear that? That's the sound of a pr... / Continue →