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  • April 26, 2016
    This is a video of Cosmopolitan beauty editor Carly Cardellino demonstrating how to make scrambled eggs with a curling iron (previously: popping popcorn with a hair straightener). What's up with all the beauty supply survival tips, did the apocalypse happen and I don't know ab... / Continue →
  • April 7, 2016
    This is a video of Rupert Homes performing his iconic 1979 hit 'Escape (The Piña Colada Song) dubbed over with a death metal version of the song. It was pretty intense. That song is kinda messed up though if you think about it. You ever payed attention to the lyrics? It's a... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2016
    This is a video of a watch with a tiny bento meal inside. Why? Because Japan, that's why. You see those two prongs that were just ejected from the side of the watch? TELESCOPING CHOPSTICKS. I shit you not. I shit myself, yes, and more frequently than I'm willing to admit ... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2016
    This is the Smart Rope, a jump rope with 23 LEDs embedded in the middle of the rope that light up in front of you to display your current jump count while you're roping. Alternatively, do things the old fashioned way and count in your head. Or out loud -- I won't make fun of ... / Continue →
  • March 3, 2016
    This is a video from a recent exposition by the Verbeke Foundation in Kemzeke, Belgium. As part of the installation, they've hooked up a decaying human finger and a dead parakeet to voltmeters that translate the readings into freaky deaky background music. You get to listen ... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2015
    This is a US map showing an 'embarrassing' search term that each state has made significantly more than all the others in the last 11 years. As you can see, South Carolinians want to hear a $6/minute made up story about their future, Georgians want to cook meth, Alabamians wan... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2015
    Because this is the internet and the internet was designed to bewilder and confuse your penis, here's a lady cosplaying as sexy Tyrion Lannister. Now I what you're thinking, and yes, it wouldn't hurt to try buying your girlfriend a Tyrion Lannister mask and see if she'll wear... / Continue →
  • March 18, 2015
    Because there will come a time when every product is available with a Star Trek theme, this is the Star Trek USS Enterprise Sushi Set available from ThinkGeek ($35). The top comes off the Enterprise's circular hull to hold soy sauce, and the blue warp trails are actually chops... / Continue →
  • August 6, 2014
    PROTIP: Start your volume low. This is a video of a guitarist recreating the cries of disgraced Japanese politician Ryutaro Nonomura. Nonomura tried to claim around $30,000 in travel expenses without providing any proof of his spending. Whatever, I would have done the exac... / Continue →
  • January 16, 2014
    Seen here flanked by a Stormtrooper, Starcraft medic and Bumblebee (it just makes sense), Zhao Ming proposes to his girlfriend dressed as Predator. Why? No clue, the article I read said he just wanted a novel way to propose to his girlfriend. Oh, I know -- a hodgepodge of no... / Continue →