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  • May 2, 2012
    Please tell me you didn't pay for that. As a matter of fact, please tell me you didn't even know you were getting that until you woke up the next morning with a sore arm. I mean, WOW. I've seen better looking X-Men tattoos that were actually birthmarks. Thanks to Marco, who... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2011
    These are three videos showing off some crazy-ass video projection system that has the power to turn your living room into the movie you're watching. It's kind of hard to explain, so just watch and be amazed. Oooooooor entirely underwhelmed, you're a hard one to please. Oh, ... / Continue →
  • September 13, 2010
    This is quite possibly the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life. And I'm not just saying that because I've yet to see a naked lady, but one time I was standing at the just the right spot when the door to the women's locker room opened and I saw this mammoth with massive dro... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2010
    *facepalm* Well no shit they didn't grow into watermelons, you probably didn't water them. No fair rigging the experiment! Hit the jump for the entire article (yes, there's more -- and it gets better!), including a though-provoking argument about kids not having fins and scal... / Continue →
  • July 23, 2010
    Following a string of Galactic lay-offs, Darth Vader was spotted robbing a bank on Long Island yesterday. But, instead of Force-chokes and a lightsaber, the Vade was rocking a pistol. Not kosher, Darth. A customer started to battle Vader inside the bank. Det. Sgt. William... / Continue →
  • July 16, 2010
    Microsoft Game Studios Software Development Engineer Ray Arifianto's soon-to-be wife had this custom USB wedding band made for him. Why? Because flash memory is the language of looooove. Psyche, it's actually COBOL C++. The gold ring isn't actually a functional USB drive, b... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2010
    Note: Commercial is after the jump because they didn't actually pay me anything to post it. This is a commercial for Eminem's new album 'Recovery' featuring ShamWow hocker Vince "Hookerpunch" Shlomi. Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to listen to rap music anymore since it made ... / Continue →
  • June 14, 2010
    This is a Ferrari 360 Modena spotted somewhere in Jakarta, Indonesia. If you can't tell, the owner really loves Hello Kitty. Also, ruining luxury cars. Seriously, that interior looks like straight up cat diarrhea. Hit the jump for a bunch more of the you oughta be ashamed.... / Continue →
  • June 13, 2010
    Two idiots posted a Craigslist ad hoping to trade a 3rd generation iPod Touch and a 1/4 ounce of weed for a new iPad. They got arrested and will soon be trading their asses for cigarettes in the slammer. The pot was conveniently placed in a jar on a scale, so potential trader... / Continue →
  • June 13, 2010
    You read correctly: Batman and Superman is havin' a baby together. No word yet on the sex, but I bet it's gonna be a batboy! Get it? Because they did it in the butt. Batman's made up his mind, he's keeping Superman's baby [io9] Thanks to silvermidnight, who wants to have A... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2010
    A French gamer spent 7-months hunting down another Counter-Strike player so he could stab him in real life after the guy killed him during an in-game knife fight. Geez, somebody's high school guidance counselor didn't do their job! Julien Barreaux, 20, told police he wanted t... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2010
    Note: Worthwhile 4-minute news report after the jump. Proving that even confused teenagers that have convinced themselves they're part wolf can apply thick black eyeliner, "Deikitsen Wolfram Lupus" (Sad Confused Wolf) dresses as a wolf to get attention and hangs out with a gro... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2010
    Note: Don't even read what I wrote, just go watch the video after the jump. This is a video of the best wedding DJ that's ever existed. I mean, the man doesn't just play songs, HE PERFORMS. It's f***ing amazing. I just called and booked him every day for the rest of my life... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2010
    Note: You have to hit the Youtube link at the bottom to watch the video because Sir Stabalot disabled embedding. Ever heard of the 21-foot rule for bladed weapons? Me neither, I think this joker just made it up. Also, his 'in a relationship' status on Facebook. The 21 foot ... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2010
    Cupidtino is a new dating website launching next month exclusively for Apple fanboys and girls. Because who needs 29 dimensions of compatibility when you both use a mouse with one button? Cupidtino is a beautiful new dating site created for fans of Apple products by fans of A... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2010
    Wow, what an absolute COINCIDENCE the the FAREWELL columns just so happen to spell 'PENIS'. I mean, what are the chances? Reminds me of my senior quote in the high school yearbook. It spelled, "SCHOOLS FOR FOOLS EAT MY GRUNDLE" if you read down the left column. Can you beli... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2010
    NOTE: Commercial for the WTF You've Got To Be Kidding Me Blanket is after the jump. The Better Marriage Blanket is an actual damn product, officially signaling the end of mankind. Or maybe just flatulence-related divorces! It's basically a comforter with a layer of activated... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2010
    With a glorified vibrator from Newegg. Because nothing says, "thanks for everything, mom!" like a muffled buzz coming from your parents' room. Product Site Thanks to darwin police, who recently received a call from a woman's husband who claimed his wife had modified an elect... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2010
    Forget starting a fire or setting up a tent, that's what matches and motels were made for, amirite? Now video games, that's what the Boy Scouts are all about. Except you can't actually earn a merit badge in video games, only a belt loop and pin. FLAIR I NEED MORE FLAIR. BE... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2010
    Ladies rejoice, you can now own a replica of the piece of shit engagement ring Edward gives Stella in the Twilight series. Taste: Edward has none. Except for blood. See what I did there? Because he's a vampire! Last week, breathless fans of "The Twilight Saga" were treated... / Continue →