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  • March 26, 2015
    This is the Silencing Slider, a $69 ball-gag that looks like a little cheeseburger. $69 -- I see what you did there. Although I feel 69 with a ball-gag is gonna leave one party pretty disappointed. The cheeseburgag is being sold by Etsy shop burgergag, who ONLY sell burger b... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2015
    Heck yeah two pleasure yourself posts in row! Seen here fulfilling someone's nose fetish, a woman demonstrates (you're doing it wrong!) the Svakom Gaga Intimate Selfie Camera , a vibrator with a high-definition video camera and light integrated into the end so you can record y... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2015
    Because this is the internet, here's a video of Mary Poppins and Bert appearing to sing a death metal version of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, as created by Andy Rehfeldt (who played, arranged, and recorded all the instruments). I'm not gonna lie -- I banged my head so h... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2015
    Twitter user Namechiru made these giant prosthetic anime-style boobs for use with cosplay costumes. I just bought a pair along with a French maid costume, and I have every intention of opening my own kinky maid cleaning service. *bending over feather dusting lampshade* Like ... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2014
    These are the light-up LED pasties available from Sasswear (link probably NSFW on account of barely covered areolas). They cost $32 a pair, are rechargeable, come in a variety of different shapes, colors and flashing patterns, and are the perfect pasties to give a strip club p... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2014
    This is truth behind Thomas the Tank Engine as imagined by illustrator Yui Abe. Apparently Thomas is really a naked dude with his face poking out the front and his ass in the air. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "I wish I hadn't seen that?" Choo choo! Thanks to lilco, ... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2014
    D.A.R.E. Bear, what have you become?! Meet Teddy Love. Teddy is a teddy bear with a 10-speed vibrator in his muzzle. You adjust the speed by pinching his ears. Plus he's entirely soap and water washable for when his fur inevitably forms dreadlocks. Teddy Love is a unique... / Continue →
  • May 9, 2014
    This is a video of three of the members of the Dutch all-girl band ADAM trying to perform their single 'Go To Go' while using vibrators to reach orgasm. It was really something to watch. Especially with my boss standing over my shoulder. You know what I told him? It's my lu... / Continue →
  • September 20, 2009
    I don't even know what to say except WTF, HORF and I would totally tape that to my head like a do-rag. Available for $8 on Etsy, this reusable menstrual pad (I can't believe I'm typing this) is perfect for the Pokémon-loving, environmentally friendly chick with unshaven pits ... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2009
    That's right folks, now there's a Twilight/vampire themed sex toy. It's a sparkly dildo and marks the coming of the apocalypse. Updated by popular request... Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience (OR A FIRE!).... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2009
    This is a video of some guy named Damien Walters pulling off all sorts of real-life ninja/superhero moves. It is the perfect blend of amazing gynmastics and homoeroticism. Dude kind of reminds me of Wolverine, but without the adamaluminum (was that sacrilegious?) claws. He d... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2009
    Sadly, they're not the sort of dinosaur bone pillows I was hoping for. But they'll have to do. Or, I'll have to do, rather. Sayaka Yamamoto has designed replica of real dinosaur bones made from soft rubber-coated foam. Imagine yourself curling up on a T-Rex tail with a good ... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2008
    If there's one thing I love in life it's another person's misfortune. A close second is dessert. One time I was scarfing grimace proportions of peach pie a la mode in a restaurant and some guy tripped and busted his face open on the sidewalk. I whip creamed my pants. So thi... / Continue →
  • November 30, 2008
    As the angel of holiday cheer, I felt obligated to post these pictures of some chick cosplaying it up as Caitlin Fairchild from the Gen¹³ comic book series. Honestly, I had no idea who Caitlin was, but now I can safely say that her image is burnt into my retinas. Literally,... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2008
    If you haven't voted yet, go do it. Like right now. I'll still be here when you get back, no worries. And, if you live in New York or Seattle, go collect your free sex toy afterwards. Ah, democracy. To encourage your involvement in the democratic process, Babeland is off... / Continue →