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  • February 8, 2016
    This is one of the Magic 8-Ball buttplugs made to order by Etsy seller GlowFYourself. It was designed to display the business end of a Magic 8-Ball out of your business end. I'm not sure how much they cost because this one already sold but it's at least nice to know that some... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2016
    This is Kazoo Kid Trap Remix, a heavily edited version of a much longer children's video called You On Kazoo! I included the whole half hour original video after the jump in case you want to watch that and wonder why it exists. The Trap Remix is a vast improvement, and only a... / Continue →
  • February 3, 2016
    This is a short video of two dudes on a dock in South Sydney, Australia when they almost getting struck by lightning. They are just feet away. That must have been scary, although personally I've always wanted to get struck by lightning because that would be a solid story to t... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2016
    This is a video of a garbage truck exploding in (where else?) New Jersey. Apparently the truck finally exploded after the fire reached one of the vehicle's natural gas tanks, which shot off "like a missile" according to local police captain James Stevens. Thankfully, nobody w... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2015
    Holy shit, I should have just taken my chances at Supercuts. -- that lady This is a video of Madrid salon owner Alberto Olmedo demonstrating some of his unorthodox styling practices, including burning hair with a blowtorch (I love that smell so much I don't have any hair on my... / Continue →
  • November 30, 2015
    This is the custom made Golden Girl underwear set available from Etsy Seller Bulletsandbees. $160 gets all four old ladies, or you can buy them individually for $40 - $52 apiece. The Blanche ones are the most expensive though because they're fancy yellow lace and CROTCHLESS. ... / Continue →
  • November 6, 2015
    This is a video from Youtuber PowerModz of Tickle Me Elmo getting blasted with a jet engine. You know, because some people have jet engines mounted to the back of their trucks and like to experiment with them. Poor Elmo never stood a chance. Now I totally get why they named ... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2015
    This is a small photographic series of makeup artist Shonagh Scott after making herself up to look like dead Disney princesses. Obviously, this is Princess Buttercup Cinderella here, but there's Snow White, Elsa, Belle and Ariel after the jump. So -- how do you think Cinderel... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2015
    This is 'R2-D2 In Love', a video edit by WhoIsPablo of R2 plugging his universal computer interface arm into a bunch of love sockets all sexy-like, set to Yello's 'Oh Yeah' (the song from Ferris Bueller's Day Off). Man, it's weird to think there's a droid out there having more... / Continue →
  • October 14, 2015
    Former London Zoo meerkat expert Caroline Westlake was just ordered to pay ‎£800 (~$1,240) in compensation to monkey handler Kate Sanders after attacking her with a wine glass over a dispute about her ex-lover and llama-keeper Adam Davies, who had previously dated Kate. Those ... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2015
    This is the Halloween yard display created by Vicki Barrett and her husband of Parma, Ohio. Apparently some parents are complaining because there's an elementary school less than a block away and it's frightening the kids. I can see why. Hell, I'm a grown-ass man (only phys... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2015
    Redditor _ItsAllRelative and his wife were considering getting a 4-D ultrasound but decided against it after seeing this example at the doctor's office. Apparently somebody is about to, or has already had, a beer-chugging demon baby. I wonder what I looked like in the womb. ... / Continue →
  • August 14, 2015
    Because this is the internet, here's a video edited to look like the Telletubbies are performing Die Antwoord's 'I Fink U Freeky'. And, for the record, I do fink u freeky. I fink u very freeky. I can see it in your eyes. Plus there's a dildo hanging out of your bag. Keep g... / Continue →
  • July 13, 2015
    This is the $1,000 TwerkingButt sex toy available from P0rnhub this August (go to twerkingbutt.com for more info and videos). There is also a non-twerking version available for $700 in case twerking scares you and you're afraid of your penis getting butt-danced off. The sex t... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2015
    'P0rnogami: A Guide To The Ancient Art Of Paper-Folding For Adults' by Master Sugoi is a 128-page step-by-step instruction book teaching you how to fold paper penises and titties and who knows what else. Did you know you can fold a vagina out of a dollar bill? I did not know ... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2015
    Note: Trailer contains no nudity but is still NSFW on account of dirty sex words. Link to Youtube video HERE (they disabled embedding). This is the trailer for a Wood Rocket p0rn parody of Pokemon, called Strokemon. That screencap of Pikachu alone is enough to ensure I won't... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2015
    This is the 'Mars Attacks!' alien facepaint job created by makeup pro Marla Malone. It took me a second to figure out where the human face even was. And it only took one additional second to completely forget again. I don't have a very good memory. Speaking of: anybody seen... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2015
    This is a video edited together by Benjamin Roberts using Bid Bird's performance of 'That's Cooperation' to make it appear he's actually singing Big Punisher's 1998 classic 'Still Not A Player'. The safe for work version though (crush instead of f***), this is a Sesame Street ... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2015
    21 grams (a reference to the notion that the human soul weighs 21 grams) is a project created by artist Mark Sturkenboom that immortalizes your deceased husband's ashes in a "memory box", so you can still have an intimate night with him even after he's long gone. The box conta... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2015
    Because those 'It's A Boy' bubblegum cigars aren't for everyone, this is a shot of the tattoo 20-year old Christien Sechrist got to celebrate the birth of his son, Perseus. Christien insists he has no regrets about the tattoo and would do it again given the opportunity. Hey -... / Continue →