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  • September 19, 2012
    This is a video of a guy with balls so big they rival the Death Star standing a scant 30-meters (~100-feet) from the VERY active lava lake inside a volcano. No word if he ever saw Anakin's arm or legs float by. Geoff Mackley, Bradley Ambrose, Nathan Berg, after an epic strugg... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2012
    Picture related: what almost happened. A Jetstar pilot was forced to abort a landing in Singapore after he forgot to put down the landing gear on time because he was using his cell phone. I...am never flying again. Well, not on a plane anyways. Only with my jetpack. The ca... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2012
    This is a video of Han Solo performing his intergalactic suckfest 'I'm Han Solo' on the XBox's Star Wars Kinect. It sucks so hard I almost choked on my yogurt, which is near impossible. You just have to see it to believe it, then I encourage you all to write George Lucas a na... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2012
    RETROACTIVE WARNING: Scary wasp picture above. This is a new species of giant wasp discovered in Indonesia, effectively canceling my plans to ever visit the country. It grows over 2.5" long and has jaws longer than its legs. That...ain't right. Same goes for longer-than-leg... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2012
    Seen here preparing to leap on top of a building, Boston Dynamics' latest robotic killer, the Sand Flea (the evolutionary decedent of their Precision Urban Hopper), looks to gain entrance to a building from above. Note to self: keep a fire going in the fireplace at all times. ... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2012
    In case you've been living in a cave for the past several months (tell me -- on a scale from 1 to 10 how robot-proof is it?), Congress is trying to push some legislation through the system THAT WILL CHANGE THE FACE OF INTERNET AS WE KNOW IT. And not in a good way like to a Bra... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2012
    Because Monster Cables was monopolizing the ridiculously overpriced and under-performing cable market, here's AudioQuest's entry: a 3.3-foot, $1,096 HDMI connector. That's $332/foot! What makes it so special? It's made entirely out of urethras No f***ing clue. Oh, wait: Th... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2012
    Seen here looking suspiciously like the unmarked van driver I've seen circling the middle school, a Swedish dude with an undeniably addictive accent demonstrates a set of Cubelets, a new modular robotic toy set. *stomps through a whole swarm of them * RAWR, GODZILLA SHMEXY. ... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2011
    Seen here about to choke some poor f*** out, Jusui-Kun is a robotic bear pillow that paws at a person's face if they're snoring, encouraging them to roll over and stop cutting the z's or whatever. TOO BAD I DON'T SNORE. God, make something for busting ass in your sleep. Okay... / Continue →
  • October 14, 2011
    Remember Panasonic's announcement of a hair-washing robot? Well here's a terrifying video of the shampoo strangler in action. *shivers* You couldn't pay me enough to stick my head in there with a f***ing crash helmet on. Hit the jump for the future of scalping technology. ... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2011
    This is a tubful of creepy-ass sea lampreys at Michigan State acting as test subjects for a new lamprey repellent the university is developing made of the rotting carcasses of other sea lampreys. Because smelling your own dead -- that shit'll get to you. Also: Cupid's arrow. ... / Continue →
  • August 18, 2011
    OMG -- the eighth plague. Because God has wisely (the dude's smart) decided humanity's reign of terror on earth has just about run its course, here's a video featuring a bunch of recent bugnadoes (bugs + tornadoes, despite the absence of any actual tornadoes) in Missouri. All... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2011
    The University of Pennsylvania's Grasp Lab quadrocopters, of which we've already seen way more than enough to prove that they'll kill us all, are back at it, this time with the ability to follow a leader in some sort of synchronized flying ballet. Swan Lake it is not. Coming ... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2010
    This is a video of a bunch of Russian dipshits on a precarious looking roof sledding off with a homemade bungee cord (which may or may not be a bunch of soiled bedsheets tied together) attached. I was convinced the stunt would prove to be certain death, but somehow the girl (n... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2010
    I hate myself for even using a term like bling bling, ding-a-ling, but I assure you I'll take it out on my liver here in just a little bit. But before the ritualistic alcohol abuse begins, here's a $60K iPhone case made out of t-rex teeth and meteors. Ironic, don't you think?... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2010
    As you may or may not be aware of (extra points for those of you who didn't), Tom Cruise recently filmed a scene for Mission Impossible 4: Like, 4 Real, There's No Way Anybody Could Possibly Complete This One that involved him jumping off the world's tallest building, the Burj ... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2010
    A $20K iPhone case? Pfft, what are we, peasants? A $2.5 million one? Please, I've wiped with nicer cell phone cases just because I didn't feel like waddling out to the hall closet for more TP. The world's most expensive phone with a total construction cost of £5 million ... / Continue →
  • October 14, 2010
    Man, scientists be all kinds of pissin' me off lately. I may have to start siding with the Juggalos on this one. Thing is, I really don't know how magnets work. I always thought there were tiny wizards in there. Anyway, a group of Slovenian "scientists" are ignorning Asimov... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2010
    This is a video of a robot that's been programmed to match socks. And by match socks I obviously mean play with a man's dingus. If you don't believe me, just watch the video. Then try to tell me you didn't just witness the ol' two-handed tug OF PENILE DESTRUCTION. *wiener s... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2010
    The Snazzy Napper is a real-ass product that, despite the name, isn't really very snazzy (Bedazzle that shit, God!). What it is is a piece of cheap fabric you velcro around your head so you can rest in peace (I'll kill you!) while you travel. Did I mention it has a hole for y... / Continue →