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  • June 24, 2011
    This is an 8-bit version of that girl's annoying 'Friday' song. I say "that girl's" because I can't bring myself to say her name without projectile vomiting. Rebecca BLU-BLU-BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! See? Granola bars hurt on the way back up. Admittedly, this 8-bit version is k... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2010
    Note: Jump is NSFW on account of disturbing imagery (read: pastied children's show characters). Who knew Sesame Street was in the red light district? I did not. I'm kind of wishing I still didn't. But on account of my unbiased journalistic integrity, this is a series of pho... / Continue →
  • August 30, 2010
    Note: Jump is very NSFW and very NOT UNSEEABLE. Textbook definition of cannot be unseen. You have been warned. "Honey, look -- it's Homer!" "Oh my God that's amazing! The only thing that could possibly make it any better is if it wasn't my wife doing it. I think we should... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2010
    This is Maslow's Heirarchy of Robot Needs as imagined by artist/Flickr user lunchbreath. Jesus that smells onion-y aside, he was right on the money with the hierarchy. It's true: robots strive to destroy humans, it's in their DNA. Or, you know, whatever the hell robots have.... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2010
    No, not bowls like cereal bowls, I'm talking bowels -- his butt-parts, yo! Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported. The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed m... / Continue →
  • November 24, 2009
    This is a little cheat-sheet designed to remind you how to defeat your enemies. It might come in handy for some of you, but I don't need it because I can kill just about anything with my good looks. And by good looks I obviously mean laser blaster. Although I did defeat a mi... / Continue →