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  • March 20, 2014
    Because Florida will never stop being Florida, a woman set fire to her boyfriend's car after he refused to buy her a McFlurry from McDonalds. No McFlurry?! I would have stapled his balls to the seat and burned his house to the ground too. "Next thing you know, she says 'I'm ... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2012
    I've never even heard 'Call Me Maybe' before because I'm too cool for-- "YOU LIVE IN A CAVE!" Hey, cool people can live in caves too you know. It's not all just bears and terrorists. This is 'Call Me Maybe' by iCarly Ray Cyrus or whoever performed entirely in lines from the ... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2012
    The world's largest McDonald's restaurant is being for the London Olympics this summer, with a seating capacity of over 1,500. No word if McDonald's thought 'build the largest restaurant' was going to be a medal event this year. With 1,500 seats and spanning about half the le... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2012
    Fantasy Maid Service of Lubbock, Texas (a nude/topless maid service) is drawing criticism because people are running out of things to complain about. Next up: Raisin Bran -- NO F***ING WAY THAT WAS TWO SCOOPS, MAN! For $100/hour ($150/hour for two ladies), homely looking maid... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2012
    Quick, there's a creeper by the window! Shoot EVERYTHING. This is the BedBunker, an under-the-mattress gun safe capable of holding 35 rifles and 70 handguns. That...is enough for a small militia. Unfortunately that's not a big enough bed for a small militia, so you're gonna... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2012
    Remember CERN's claim that they found neutrinos traveling faster than the speed of light? Weeeeeell now they want to renege, blaming a faulty fiber-optic cable and timing gear for the erroneous results. Jesus -- and we're supposed to trust these people to NOT tear open a blac... / Continue →
  • January 24, 2012
    On last week's Legend of Zelda license plate post I jokingly suggested tipster Macky had an Infiniti and 'N BEYOND' custom plate and, not that surprisingly, somebody in Manitoba has one. No word if they have an entire Toy Story playset arranged on their dash, but you and I bot... / Continue →
  • November 28, 2011
    Seen here looking like my worst nightmare, a rowdy crowd gathers outside a Wal-Mart on Black Friday, ready and willing to trample a fellow bargain hunter to death over $5 Blu-Rays. Enter an undisclosed lady who pepper-sprayed a group of shoppers to get a leg-up on an XBox deal... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2011
    Facedrink is an unfortunately real $3 energy drink that claims to provide "social" energy. WTF is social energy? SPOILER: Regular energy, dumbf*** with the Facedrink in your hand! Plus it gives you cancer.* Regardless, I just ordered a case with the hopes of meeting some ne... / Continue →
  • October 18, 2011
    Because, the internet, that's why, Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses is a real website that exists where you can submit a picture of someone with a Ninja Turtle face for a nose. Now I've been looking at mine in the mirror for like ten minutes but I can't decide which turtle to make i... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2011
    Because Japan is literally millennia ahead in the realm of WTF'ery, dentists in the country are now offering 'Yaeba' cosmetic treatments, a dental procedure that makes a girl's teeth appear wonky and (obviously) more desirable. But how do they feel about lazy eyes? Yaeba mean... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2011
    This is the "didn't give the name much thought" AshPoopie, a pet waste picker-upper that burns dog turds and turns them into ash. My God that must smell good. The AshPoopie is the brainchild of scientist Oded Shoseyov from the Hebrew University of Jerusalem. He is aiming to r... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2011
    Damn what I wouldn't give for chest hair like that. According a recent study, oral sex may be causing more cases of throat cancer that smoking, all thanks to HPV (human papillomavirus). Ha -- and people wonder why I'm afraid to engage in any sexual behavior! Kidding, it's be... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2011
    Inb4 'Jar Jar anal or GTFO' Hottest three-way ever? I'd have a hard time arguing otherwise. Granted I didn't know there was a new Star Wars p0rn parody coming out, and, now that I do, I can't actually say I'm that excited about it. It's more of a titillation. Directed by s... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2011
    Microsoft and LucasArts just unveiled a limited edition Star Wars themed XBox/Kinect bundle (available December 31st, 2011, $450) at Comic-con because, hey, people will buy that. What they won't buy is that you're a human sent back from the future just because you had a hat e... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2011
    Japanese cooling foam: it may look like dried shaving cream, but it's not. It's cooling foam. It makes you feel cold. Also: telling someone you don't love them. *shivers* Mmmm -- plus it's cheaper. *admiring new dime-sized nips* Products such as these are not new, but we... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2011
    Because how good can a hotdog really taste if it doesn't look like a little penis-person, Happy Hotdog Man DOES JUST THAT. Prefer your dogs to look like octopi? No problem, for some ungodly reason that exists too! Happy Hotdog Man, which (as pointed out by tipster Alan -- a ... / Continue →
  • May 31, 2011
    Because everything causes cancer if you're exposed to enough of it (except my wiener! *flashing*), the World Health Organization (WHO -- but not the Doctor) has released a statement classifying cell phone radiation as "possibly carcinogenic to humans". Also on that list: fun,... / Continue →
  • May 12, 2011
    SHAVE THAT NECK HAIR I CAN'T STOP STARING AT IT. Japanese beauty product manufacturers, thoroughly convinced people actually believe something that jiggles can tone and tighten muscles, are back at it, this time with the 'Facial Lift At Once'. WTF is a Facial Lift At Once? I... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2011
    Because vampires are so hot right now, two guys decided to create a line of perfume based on the four major human blood types (A, B, AB and O) to sell to 'Twilight' fans. Me? I BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES. Ooooooor with bath salts and aromatic candles. What?! I like t... / Continue →