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  • August 3, 2012
    This is a video featuring all 151 original Pokemons as the Nyan cat. These are the interwebs, people, what the f*** did you expect? Videos like this are the reason the internet was invented in the first place. Jk jk, I think it was invented to transfer human minds to virtual... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2012
    This is a Slayer branded wine named after the band's 1986 studio album 'Reign in Blood'. You know, because a lot of people growing up listening to Slayer are older now and have, how should I say it -- more refined palates. Actually I have no clue why this exists and I showed ... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2012
    Inb4 don't mind me, just dropping some tweets off at the bird-bath or whatever. Because this is the world we live in (I want out, STAT), Shitter will print four rolls of TP with the Twitter feed of your choice for $35. That's close to $9 a roll. You could almost wipe with do... / Continue →
  • March 9, 2012
    UPDATE: Second video added of someone who managed to trap Vader in a parking lot and forced him to perform. Seen here admiring a Mini Cooper (I thought you sold Volkswagens!), a pasty-legged Darth Vader cruises the streets of Portland on his unicycle performing the Star Wars... / Continue →
  • February 9, 2012
    Because you can't spell 'romancepizza' without 'pizza', Pizza Hut is running a $10,010 Valentine's engagement special that includes a ruby engagement ring, limo service, flower bouquet, fireworks display, professional photographer & videographer and, perhaps most importantly, p... / Continue →
  • February 3, 2012
    Diggin' the hair, bro. This is a statue spotted in a mall in Seoul, South Korea (of course it was) of Hulk about to pop every blood vessel in his big, green body straining on the can. I'm honestly surprised to see he wipes with something as soft as newspaper, I would have gue... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2012
    Remember last year's series of sexy Disney princess pinups by artist J. Scott Campbell? Well he's back at it, this time with a full 2012 calendar of scantily clad cartoon ladies. Granted they're not all Disney princesses, but who cares? "I don't even care if they're not all ... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2011
    Two dudes dressed as Jedis battling it out on electric cellos with lightsaber bows while Darth Vader gets his dark side loving rocks off in the background? This is the internet folks, it was practically made for shit like this. Back me up, Al Gore. "POLAR BEARS ARE DYING." ... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2011
    Napolean Dynamite deleted scenes. This is a video of a girl with a jian sword and her brother/lover from the same mother with a butterfly knife (plus sweet haircut!) "dancing" while their grandma sips a Budweiser and watches her grandchildren almost stab the butterball of a fa... / Continue →
  • July 5, 2011
    This is a video of the Ironettes' recent performance at Japan Expo 2011 in Paris, France (you know, the Japan Expo -- in France). For those of who who aren't familiar with the Ironettes (as seen in Iron Man 2), they're just like the high-kicking Rockettes, except dressed as in... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2010
    What better way to celebrate the birth of baby Jesus than with a million-dollar advent calendar designed by Porsche? Singing Christmas carols and spreading good cheer? Don't make me laugh. Standing two meters tall and rendered from brushed aluminum, the "calendar" looks more... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2010
    OMG Laser Guns Pew Pew Pew is a website featuring a space squirrel with a laser gun. When you click he shoots a laser beam and makes a noise. I can't say it's a genuine "pew", but I still give it a B for better than the sound of a car alarm. Also, you may be wondering if OMG... / Continue →