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  • December 5, 2013
    This is Batman's Tumbler inspired golfcart for sale on eBay. I actually posted about it back in 2010 too (I have a memory like an elephant -- penis too), but now it's for sale. Will you and I be going halvsies? NOPE. It's $17,500, which is a little bit out of my price range... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2013
    This is a video of pro golfer Rory McIlroy doing battle against the Golf Laboratory Computer Controlled Hitting Machine in an accuracy challenge. The robot is a surprisingly good golfer. Plus insulter, which made it pretty obvious the thing was actually getting its lines from... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2013
    This is Bubba's Hover, a collaboration between pro golfer Bubba Watson and Oakley, and allegedly the world's first hovercraft golf cart. I find it hard to believe some other rich golfer hasn't zipped down the fairway in a hovercraft already which is why I looked it up on Youtu... / Continue →
  • October 26, 2012
    A two-foot leopard shark fell from the sky onto the 12th hole at the San Juan Hills Golf Club in California, and was promptly put in a bucket of plain water by a bunch of idiots, who then added kitchen salt to make the water more sea-like, until somebody came up with the idea t... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2011
    This is a series of zombie/severed head bowling balls created as part of a marketing campaign for 13th Street, a German sci-fi/horror cable channel. As you can see, they were painted to look like decapitated heads, and you put your fingers in the eyes/nose/butthole/mouth. Pre... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2011
    Certainly brings new meaning to 'shooting the green', amirite?! No? God I hate myself. Own an assault rifle and tired of shooting bullets? Enter the $20 golf-ball launching nozzle. Your neighbors'll never suspect you shot their f***ing windows out while hiding under a recy... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2011
    Knokkers (slogan: Knokkers are big fun!) is a giant game of pool with no sticks and bowling balls instead of billiard ones. [Insert 10lb balls joke here] It's the brainchild of Steve Wienecke, who undoubtedly stayed up countless nights trying to think up a better name than Bi... / Continue →
  • June 23, 2010
    Some uber-Batman fan went and pimped out his golf cart Tumbler style. Good lookin'. Now I've never been good at golf because I have absolutely zero hand-eye coordination (one time I masturbated my leg for a half-hour), but I have gotten drunk and driven my cart into a water h... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2010
    Let's face it, golf courses aren't as safe as they used to be. So I'll be damned if I'm cruising around the links in an unprotected buggy. Thankfully, now there's the $45K Anti-Terrorist Assault Cart (Atac). *thwack* Fore! GO GO GO!! It weighs just under half a tonne, has ... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2009
    Ever wanted to see some tramp destroy her boyfriend's XBox 360? Then you're in luck. And after if you want to see a video of the halfwit boyfriend golfing her laptop to pieces as revenge, there's one of those after the jump. Although, truthfully, I'm pretty sure the items we... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2009
    South Africa's Legends Golf & Safari Resort has a very special hole 19 -- a par 3 with a teebox that sits 1,400 feet above the green. The 630-yard hole requires a helicopter to reach the tee and a ball takes nearly 30 seconds to drop to the green below (provided you don't whif... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2009
    We posted on the awesomeness that is the UroClub last year. And now, there's a commercial that explains just how easy and convenient it is to use (read: screw cap off, piss in it, screw cap on). Best quote: "The UroClub comes with a towel and appears that you're just checking... / Continue →