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  • November 19, 2014
    I'm pretty sure every video on Youtube with GoPro in the title is, in fact, viral advertising by the brand (except for any that read, "GoPros suck balls" or "GoPros break easy, here's proof"). That aside, this is a video of a squirrel grabbing one and running it up into a tree... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2014
    Because some people need a cause so bad they'll literally make one up, this is a video of a lady explaining why Monster Energy is the work of the devil. Proof includes the M on the can resembling 666 in Hebrew, Monster's 'Unleash the beast' marketing slogan, and the O in Monst... / Continue →
  • September 4, 2014
    Now that's what I call *putting on cool guy sunglasses* using your head. Because who doesn't love smashing things with their head (it's how I open tuna cans), this is a video of Muhammed Rashid of Pakistan cracking 150 walnuts open with his dome in one minute. That is the wor... / Continue →
  • May 8, 2013
    Meet Mr. Balls, the anti-testicular cancer mascot dreamed up by the Brazilian nonprofit Associação de Assistência às Pessoas com Câncer. In case you're blind and can't see the picture, he looks exactly like the kind of angry giant nuts that chase you around in nightmares. Bas... / Continue →
  • February 12, 2013
    IMAGES REMOVED BY REQUEST OF OWNER Because why work for your own nut when you can steal somebody else's, these are six pictures captured by photographer Andre Morozov documenting the battle between two squirrels over the same peanut in Ontario's Royal Botanical Garden. Who wins... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2013
    Listen: you just have to watch his thing to believe it. It starts off kind of slow though, so skip to around 1:08 for it to really get going. They do all sorts of crazy tricks like flips, rail-slides, swinging the pogo stick around over their heads mid-jump -- all kinds of cr... / Continue →
  • May 22, 2012
    This is an art exhibit (appropriately titled 'Nutcrackers') by Jennifer Rubell featuring 18 life-sized female mannequins modded to crack nuts between their thighs and a one-ton vat of pecans. It's supposed to carry a message. "Like a carrier pigeon?" EXACTLY like a carrier p... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2012
    According to a recent study by scientists at MIT, mice fed yogurt grew more luxuriant fur and larger testicles compared to those who ate normal mouse food or the equivalent of mouse fast-food. Haha, and you all laughed at me for eating Activia to keep me regular! First, the s... / Continue →
  • November 1, 2011
    Inb4 cash for gonads. India, in an attempt to halt the country's exploding population, is offering cars, motorcycles, cash, televisions and blenders to men willing to have vasectomies. No word if the men receiving blenders will have to perform the operation themselves. The... / Continue →
  • October 26, 2011
    This is a series of photographs depicting the "irrefutable" Yeti evidence found in Siberia during the recent hunt for the elusive (read: make-believe) creature. This photo here depicts what Yeti experts (read: crazy dipshits) are calling a Yeti "nest", because apparently they ... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2011
    Note: Much larger version HERE in case you're looking for an out-of-this-world (but not solar system) wallpaper. This is allegedly a real picture (although I have my doubts -- NASA) of a massive storm on Saturn that has wrapped around the entire planet and caught up with its t... / Continue →
  • November 8, 2010
    The last thing I need is any more children running around. Shoot, I don't even want any more children laying around. Enter a recent study published in the Fertility and Sterility journal about laptops cooking dudes' nuts. *high-five* I WAS MADE TO BE A BLOGGER DAMMIT, NOT A... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2010
    A handbag made to look like a little wiener with giant danglies. And if you think there isn't a butthole sewn on the back you have another thing coming! (Namely, a picture of a butthole sewn on the back). I was tickled all shades of pink when I saw this intentionally perve... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2010
    "America uses mini-robots and poison to murder humans". That's 100% true is the thing, making this guy the most honest protester in the history of protesters. *ahem* Tea-baggers. But did you know they also use mind-controlled animals? Because they do that too. They've even... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2009
    I thought this was just the cutest thing. You know, many times I've bought bags of shelled peanuts only to find a bunch of the poor bastards cracked open and missing their brains. Who knew it was the secretly the work of zombie nuts? Besides me, I know everything. Go on, as... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2009
    Belle Starenchak, better known as Pikachu Girl, or "PikaBelleChu", is now engaged DESPITE MY MUCH EARLIER PROPOSAL. I asked first, jerkbag. I was gonna catch all that! When Chris Herbert decided to pop the question to his girlfriend of three years, Belle Starenchak, he pick... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2009
    Listen, I love standing in the shower watching full-length movies as much as the next water waster (which is why I just had a swimming pool sized hot water heater installed), but what's the matter with a traditional projection setup? I swear, people are always trying to one-up... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2009
    Want an XBox 360 signed by Sarah Palin? Me neither. But if you still want to go and blow a cool $1.1 million on one, congratulation, you're an idiot. Also, what's your home address? The infamous Sarah Palin XBOX 360 was autographed at the governors picnic on July 24, 2009, ... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2009
    The world's most expensive booze is (and I did absolutely no fact checking about this) is a bottle of Chambord valued at $3.24 million. That's too much. Donald Edge has created with French company Chambord a £2 million bottle of their liqueur to celebrate the new stage versi... / Continue →
  • September 4, 2009
    This is a video of an F-18 Hornet buzzing some guy's head so close you can taste the jet fuel. Now I'm not saying this thing would kill you if it hit you, but it would certainly mess your hair up. Also, not to brag or nothin', but one time I let a jet land ON MY FACE. Now wh... / Continue →