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  • October 29, 2015
    This is an eight minute behind-the-scenes look at that unicorn pooping ice cream Squatty Potty commercial from a few weeks ago. I learned a lot from watching it. Mostly that I can't believe how many people's jobs revolved around a puppet unicorn pooping ice cream into a mini ... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2014
    Allegedly this is a guide for how to crap like a real samurai. I have no clue if it's accurate, if they even used stand-up toilets, or anything else. I just like pretending I'm a warrior and figured some of you do too, so I'd post it. Although I always thought crapping like ... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2014
    Watch your step, Florida. In case you were wondering, my Spirit Quest was a huge success and I am returning to reality refreshed AND with the knowledge of my spirit animal. I think it was a coyote, but it was pretty flat and there were a lot of tire tracks. In news that requ... / Continue →
  • March 9, 2010
    "Color me up!" toilet paper serves as some sort of advertisement for some sort of company. I can't really read it, but their logo looks like a meditating Rasta. But that's not what's important, what's important IS YOU STAY BETWEEN THE LINES. Also, I think they could have inc... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2009
    Ah, the nation's capital: where even a mustard sweater and your pants around your ankles about to shit on the sidewalk doesn't warrant a second look by anybody but a pervert in a green hat. Hit the jump for a zoomier picture if you're really sick.... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2009
    The Toilet Scale was designed by Haikun Deng so you can weigh yourself while using the john. Personally, I like to sit down while I pee. I'm not sure why I just shared that. Anway, the only problem is you have to make sure your feet aren't touching the ground while it's weig... / Continue →