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  • April 9, 2014
    NOTE: No actual nakedness, but still NSFW on account of simulated sex acts. CRANK UP THE VOLUME AND INVITE EVERYBODY IN YOUR WORKGROUP OVER. If you are in class, ask the professor to stop and play the video on the projector. This is a video of what appears to be couples enga... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2014
    Note: Remaining photos are probably NSFW on account of cartoon nipples. This is a small series titled 'Dirtyland' by artist Dillon Boy. It features Disney princesses in the style of naked street art pinups. Honestly, they're all relatively tasteful nudes though. And tastefu... / Continue →
  • October 31, 2013
    Because the world is chock-full of nerdy perverts, the folks over at Wood Rocket (of Spongebob Squarepants p0rn parody fame) have created a series of Game of Thrones p0rnos called Game of Bones (what else?). You can actually watch the scenes (there's five so far) for free at t... / Continue →
  • July 19, 2011
    Give it to me straight -- does it act like a spring when you jump? Never met a nipple you didn't like? THINK AGAIN. Just a brief fifteen minutes ago I would have said the same thing, and I've licked some that looked like hairy freeze dried strawberries. My own, I'm talking ... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2011
    Bad-Dragon.com sells fake dragon wieners. Dildos, son -- I'm talking dildos. They have models that range from seadragons to faierie dragons to non-dragons like gryphons, werewolves (for you lonely Twilight fans!) and waterhorses. Obviously, they're all incredibly disturbing ... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2011
    Note: Video after the jump has some NSFW humping sounds, watch it with your ear to the speaker. Ever wonder what kind of conversation might be had if Mario walked in on two koopas making sweet, reptilian love in the secret warp area of World 1-2? This kind. Maybe. Just sayi... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2011
    Note: Video audio is VERY NSFW on account of "motherf'er'" over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. This is a video of a new father after learning how to get his child's toy telephone to say 'motherf'er'. Based on the fact that he took the time to vid... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2011
    This is a dirty Princess Peach figure from Entertainment Earth (pre-order, $120). Think 'Precious Moments', then forget everything you know about Precious Moments and think Princess Peach sitting on a giant phallic mushroom with a face that's kissing her privates. What in the... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2011
    Note: Commercial after the jump probably NSFW on account of asses and moaning. According to tipster Donald, this ad for Top Spin 4 is the 'Best Commercial Ever'. That makes Donald a pervert (keep those tips coming!). It features Serena Williams and some other chick playing t... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2011
    Note: Jump probably NSFW on account of cartoon fantasies coming to life. Anime characters: they're smokin' hot, amirite? WRONG!! THEY'RE ALL LIKE 12 YOU F***ING SICKOS. "Hello, police? Yeah I've got a whole website of perverts here that need your attention. Oh -- and bring... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2010
    Note: Jump is NSFW on account of disturbing imagery (read: pastied children's show characters). Who knew Sesame Street was in the red light district? I did not. I'm kind of wishing I still didn't. But on account of my unbiased journalistic integrity, this is a series of pho... / Continue →
  • August 30, 2010
    Note: Jump is very NSFW and very NOT UNSEEABLE. Textbook definition of cannot be unseen. You have been warned. "Honey, look -- it's Homer!" "Oh my God that's amazing! The only thing that could possibly make it any better is if it wasn't my wife doing it. I think we should... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2010
    Note: Video after the jump is VERY NSFW due to language and subtitles. Also, it may spoil the end of LOST if you haven't seen it (the smoke monster kills everybody). This is a rap song by duo Sidecar entitled 'You F***ed It Up', which basically consists of two whinny twinks c... / Continue →
  • July 13, 2010
    Note: There's no way you can read that version because it's so small which is good because it's filled wiht nothing but seriously NSFW language so make sure your boss isn't looking and then click HERE to see the thing in all its high-res glory. This is the Periodic Table of Sw... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2010
    Great, now I want a Code Red. F***ing love that stuff. I'll even finish a bottle that's been rolling around in the backseat of my burning-hot car for fours days. You think I'm above that? I'm not above anything. This is the NSFW Workplace Safety Advisory System, it works j... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump and is NSFW or home because how the f*** are you gonna explain this to your girlfriend when she finds it? Remember yesterday's Street Fighter II sex move maniac (who looks suspiciously like the Iranian president)? Well to prove he's not just a on... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump and NSFW NSFW NSFW due to 360-degrees of penis plus naked chick with bubble butt. This is a video of some guy about to have the sexual intercourses with a ladyfriend but decides to throw a couple Street Fighter shoryukens in the air before stumb... / Continue →
  • March 18, 2010
    This is a girl bodypainted (link NSFW) in a Mass Effect getup (link NSFW). That's all I know, but, honestly, I don't even need to know that to have a good time. Just a bartender and a sword swallower. Hit the jump for the uncensored, arguably NSFW version.... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2010
    Wow, did the GW really just post a picture of a girl sitting on a car with a 'ZELDA64' license plate? DAMN YEAH HE DID, HIGH-FIVE! But wait, there's more. You see Alyssa there is on an adult website that just launched called Pixel-Vixens. What is Pixel-Vixens? Every model ... / Continue →
  • November 20, 2009
    WARNING: NSFW VIDEO IS NSFW This is the highly, highly, HIGHLY NSFW music video for the Flair's 'Truckers Delight'. I can't even begin to describe to you how dirty I felt after watching it. Unless you've ever swam in pig shit and then showered in vomit afterward. In which c... / Continue →