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Goin' Beefy Crunchy: The New Going Postal

Picture unrelated, but you've still got to admire that aim. A man (possibly this one), upset his favorite Taco Bell staple, the Beefy Crunch burrito, skyrocketed in...
March 21, 2011

Guy Selling Himself As Slave On eBay

I'm pretty sure by definition you can't sell yourself as a slave for a month, because that kind of negates the whole slavery thing. This guy is...
January 29, 2009

Vroom Vroom For Six, Please: A Racecar Limo

This street-legal racecar limo is actually available for hire and can allegedly reach up to 300MPH. Of course your sissy of a driver will probably never top...
January 25, 2009

Questionable: Fridge Door Can Caddies

What the hell is a Fridge Door Can Caddy? It's a piece of molded plastic that holds four cans vertically in the refrigerator door so you can...
January 3, 2009

Spoiled Brats: The Cloud 9 Radio Flyer

The Cloud 9 by Radio Flyer is thankfully just conceptual at this time because no child, I don't care if they pick platinum boogers, deserves to ride...
December 30, 2008

Do You Piss Liquid Gold?: A $400,000 Watch

The Cabestan Winch Tourbillion Vertical Watch is utterly ridiculous and has 1,352 parts (in comparison, my sundial has two). It's "driven by a 450 link chain and...
December 23, 2008

Track That Ass With Some GPS Lingerie

The "Find Me If You Can" lingerie line from Brazilian designer Lucia Lorio comes with a GPS-uplink unit inside so you can catch your woman jumping some...
October 31, 2008