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Nokia's Wack-Ass Flexible Cell Phone Concept

This is the Nokia HumanForm, a nonexistent phone that, despite the name, doesn't look anything like a person. It's just a concept by Nokia, presumably because they...
November 10, 2011

Turn Brown Eyes Blue With Laser Surgery

I have brown eyes. And they're romantic as f***. Men and women have actually gotten lost in these peepers for days. Kidding, they're like gazing into two...
November 3, 2011

Boy You So Retro!: Etch-A-Sketch iPad Case

Etch-A-Sketch, realizing they're in bad shape since kids would rather play video games than sketch sad looking wieners in metallic dust, has lent its name to an...
September 21, 2010

Well Don't You Look Dapper!: Carstaches

Carstaches are the male counterpart to Carlashes: both are ridiculous and will be torn off your car in a matter of days. Hours if you live in...
September 2, 2010