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  • August 17, 2015
    Remember the Lamborghini driving Batman that went to visit sick kids in the hospital around Maryland? Well sadly, the man behind the mask -- 51-year old Lenny B. Robinson, was struck and killed by another motorist after his Lamborghini broke down on the highway. Robinson was ... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2015
    Seen here during happier times, Kermit and Miss Piggy have officially announced their breakup. Maybe Miss Piggy finally saw through Kermit's promise that just one more kiss and he'll turn into a prince. Or maybe Kermit just got tired of Miss Piggy's diva attitude. Or maybe i... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2014
    This is Unhappily Ever After, a series of photos imagining Disney characters in real life by animator Jeff Hong. They are all depressing. Why? Because life is depressing. I'm kidding, life is beautiful. Haha, kidding again -- it really is depressing! That's why I take the... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2014
    So everybody's favorite comic book ginger (excluding Mary Jane, Siryn, Poison Ivy, Red Sonja, Jean Grey, Black Widow and Fairchild) Archie is going to buy the farm in upcoming issue 36 of Life With Archie. Not to worry though, Life With Archie is actually a spin-off comic that... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2014
    This is a series of 90's cartoon characters imagined as sad-ass drug addicts by artist Paul Ribera. They're all incredibly disturbing. Like walking in on your roommate with his penis in his hand. Because that happened to me. I mean masturbating is normal and all, but not wh... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2013
    This is a homemade money shredding alarm clock (previously: a conceptual one). After the alarm goes off you have ten seconds to disable it before the thing starts eating your money. I mean, provided you were actually foolish enough to put money in it in the first place. I'd ... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2012
    Nooooooo, not my Ariel! This is a small series of zombified Disney princesses from Thai artist Witit Karpkraikaew, whose name may have been chosen by someone slamming their head into a keyboard. Wait -- so there are zombie merpeople now too? Because that's just wonderful. ... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2011
    Ever wanted to see what it looks like when a shelving unit collapses in a liquor store sending almost 7,000 bottles of adult grape juice crashing to the floor? This. This is what that looks like. Although, if it'd happened anywhere near here, you also would have also seen a ... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2011
    Damn what I wouldn't give for chest hair like that. According a recent study, oral sex may be causing more cases of throat cancer that smoking, all thanks to HPV (human papillomavirus). Ha -- and people wonder why I'm afraid to engage in any sexual behavior! Kidding, it's be... / Continue →
  • September 7, 2011
    WARNING: Video will make you think less of Doc Brown. This is the followup to the previously posted Back to the Future themed teaser ad (because commercials can have teasers now) for electronics store Garbarino in Angentina. Except this one is longer. And, despite a relative... / Continue →
  • August 22, 2011
    This is a tasteless series of photographs entitled 'Astronaut Suicides', that captures the many day-dreamed deaths of an astronaut who just can't bear life following the cancellation of the shuttle program. It brought tears to my eyes. Granted none of them actually fell becau... / Continue →
  • July 26, 2011
    According to a recent study (OR POSSIBLE GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY), time travel is effectively impossible as a result of photons being unable to travel faster than light. But what about photons shot out of a cannon? "You're an idiot." Am I? *staring into laser beam* By prov... / Continue →
  • May 16, 2011
    Sorry, silver body paint sold separately. I'm sure bra holsters have existed forever. It just seems like something somebody would have invented a long time ago. Probably a dude. I can see it now: "Mmmm, titties and guns -- I need to make that happen." Anyway, the Flashbang... / Continue →