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  • February 3, 2014
    In a recent interview, JK Rowling has admitted that she wrote Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger together for selfish reasons and that Ron probably wouldn't be able to make Hermione happy in the long run. Clearly she forgot they're characters in a book and by typing 'and they li... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2014
    In heartbreaking news for anybody who's ever dreamed of covering themselves in bananas and skydiving onto the monkey island at the zoo, a recent study conducted by the Paignton Zoo in southwest England has discovered bananas farmed for human consumption are actually bad for the... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2013
    NOTE: I was summoned for jury selection today so I have to go in and do that. I'll write what I can, but I'm pretty sure my day is gonna consist of eight hours of sitting around with no phone or any other way to entertain myself besides practicing crying in different keys. Th... / Continue →
  • February 14, 2013
    Wow, you folks are on THE WRONG DAMN SIDE OF THE FENCE. Remember when Filipino villagers captured that massive saltwater crocodile back in 2011? Then they named it Lolong and it went on display at an animal park in Bunawan, where the animal was captured? Well now the 21-foot... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2012
    Goodnight sweet prince. In heartbreaking news for anyone who deep fries sweets whenever they're drunk, Hostess brand, maker of Twinkies, Ding Dongs and Wonder Bread, is calling it quits after filing for bankruptcy earlier this year. A recent labor strike drove the company ove... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2012
    According to a recent study by Kew Gardens, climate change could wipe out the majority of the world's wild arabica coffee plants by 2080. Then we're left with growing coffee in greenhouses, or, worse, doing a bunch of coke just to be able to get out of bed in the morning. a w... / Continue →
  • September 18, 2012
    Note: Mug doesn't actually shrink when coffee is added. This is the $13 Disappearing Dinosaur Magic Mug from Baron Bob. At room temperature, it features a picture of a couple sexy-ass dinos, but when hot liquid is added *sniffle* oh God -- THEY TURN INTO FOSSILS. *uncontrolla... / Continue →
  • August 16, 2012
    Because eBay is run by a bunch of Muggles, the online auction giant has decided to ban the sale of magic potions, curses, spells, and anything else cool that might be worth buying. Fingers crossed cat jewelry is still a go (for my sister's sake). Effective August 30, eBay's 2... / Continue →