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  • October 14, 2014
    This is a butt-ass quality video of some jerk constantly scaring a coworker by yelling Street Fighter quotes at him, mostly "Hadouken!", and ccasionally while the guy is carrying something heavy or doing something dangerous. I don't know about you, but if I were that coworker ... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2014
    This is a short video of what a group of Japanese robot-loving scientists are calling the first android newscasters. Me? I'm calling them public enemies numbers 1 and 2. *pins their pictures to the wall with big red circles around their faces* Can somebody bring me some yar... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2014
    A home intruder in Denver, Colorado allegedly broke into a home and took a selfie on a woman's camera before leaving without any property. For the record, that's f***ing weird. The victim told police she had no idea the man had been inside her home while she was there- until ... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2013
    This is the Willcon Phone Strap 2, a confusingly named cell phone that's allegedly the world's smallest. The $380 (WTF?) Tic-Tac box features a 1-inch color screen, flip-up antennae, 2-hours of talk time, and doesn't even have a camera. I'm sorry, but I just don't see the pur... / Continue →
  • February 7, 2013
    Because this is the sad, sad world we live in, here's a $45 iPad Pedestal Stand from CTA Digital. It combines the ass-wiping practicality of a toilet paper holder with the entertainment-while-you-strain-on-the-john accessibility of an iPad. Now I know 100% of the population u... / Continue →
  • December 14, 2012
    Nice shoes brobro, you see those at the store and fall in love with them? See -- LOL. This is Kenshiro. Kenshiro is a robot with a human skeleton and muscles. I'm not sure WHOSE skeleton and muscles, but you better believe I'm unchecking the organ donor box on my driver's l... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2012
    Ugh. Apparently PSY stopped by the set of The Wolverine for some reason and did his little pony dance with Hugh Jackman. It ranks high on my list of things I never want to see. Not as high as "my penis breaking off in my hand," but it's up there. Hit the jump for a crappy... / Continue →
  • July 19, 2012
    Because what better way to answer a call than with 650,000-volts to the side of the head, a young inventor is desperately trying to bring the Yellow Jacket iPhone case to market. In case you couldn't tell because you suck at context clues, it's an iPhone case with an integrate... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2012
    Those aren't f***ing tacos -- that's a clown nose, dummy! Allegedly (and I stress allegedly HARD and in a real husky voice that makes you weak in the knees and pee a little), a startup in San Francisco wants to sell Mexican food and make deliveries with the use of an autonomou... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2012
    Black Astrum is a London based company that'll make you $1,500 apiece business cards inlaid with diamonds and gold. Except not really because you have to be INVITED to have the cards made. OH WHAT, MY MONEY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?! Sufian Khawaja, Black Astrum's concept d... / Continue →
  • December 27, 2011
    This is ORLY? OriHime, a little robotic avatar designed to be controlled by your partner during a video chat. Because if there's one thing a person wants to see, it's a little robot touching its breast when they hear a man pretending to be a woman moaning "I'm touching my brea... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2011
    This is a short video of a girl on a surfboard watching whales feed off the coast of Santa Cruz, California when she almost becomes a snack herself. Wonderful news, really *adds whales to 'list to things to be afraid of in the ocean' between Spongebob's friend Patrick and fish... / Continue →
  • October 26, 2011
    Seen here blowing a dapper old man's mind, a pair of metal Terminator legs go for a stroll on a treadmill without any motors or added power. Magic? No -- physics. Okay, magic. "This robot is walking down a slope, and its only source of power is potential energy. It doesn'... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2011
    Makers-of-everything-sucky Brando, realizing that a computer mouse without a 1.5" digital picture of your cubicle mate's penis (thanks for that, Tony, really) is practically useless, have started manufacturing and selling 'USB Optical Mice with Digital Photo Frames' for $32. I... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2011
    Excuse me if I'm writing this while I puke in my shoes but I mean, c'mon, a guy can only take so much. Chick looks like she's wearing my shower drain around her neck. The human hair necklace...is made by artist Kerry Howley who wants to "make discarded hair attractive again.... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2011
    Because vampires are so hot right now, two guys decided to create a line of perfume based on the four major human blood types (A, B, AB and O) to sell to 'Twilight' fans. Me? I BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES. Ooooooor with bath salts and aromatic candles. What?! I like t... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2011
    This is a commercial for the Washington Lottery that asks, "What have you and your friends always wanted to do?" SPOILER: Apparently joust on Segways. F*** I really need to make some new friends. Or any friends for that matter. I had an imaginary one for awhile but he liked... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2011
    EXTREME SITTING! Sporthocking (not to be confused with spittin' game) involves a participant performing some feat of ridiculous-lookingness by juggling, kicking, throwing, spinning, sliding, etc.-ing a 'Sporthock' (which looks like the lovechild of a bongo drum and Sit 'n Spin... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2010
    Due to a crappy Photoshop job of the DeLorean's time circuits (above), there's an internet rumor going around that in Back to the Future II Marty travels into the future to July 5th, 2010 (yesterday). WELL IT ISN'T TRUE. In reality, Marty travels to October 21, 2015. Which i... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because you can and will evacuate your bowls. Seriously, now there's cereal everywhere. I know I promised I'd be the hero of the robotic apocalypse and save humanity and father thousands millions of children, but I'm getting tired of this shit. ... / Continue →