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  • June 7, 2013
    Is the car even full? This is a video from Saudi Arabia of some guy on the hood of a car casually texting while cruising down the highway at speeds around 60MPH. That seems dangerous. It reminds me of that video of the guy laying down on his motorcycle and texting. I just d... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2012
    This is a short video of a group of friends who were out wakeboarding in the ocean when one dude pushes another guy overboard WITH A BIG-ASS SHARK NEARBY. Now I have no concept of what kind of that shark that was, or if it's even dangerous to humans, but it was definitely LARG... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2012
    Note: I cut the thread to prevent the homepage from being a mile long, click the jump to see the whole, worthwhile thing. This is a /b/ thread from 4chan documenting a user's discovery of a grenade in the forest. It's amazing. I love how nobody gives a shit what happens to th... / Continue →
  • May 9, 2012
    I...can't even believe that's real. Created by level 110 alchemist/cake creator Baking Obsession (AKA Vera) for her son's birthday, this is an absolutely unbelievable Alduin cake from Skyrim. *brain explodes shooting cobwebs everywhere* The cake itself and the dragon was my ... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2011
    I don't actually know if that's a woman in the wheelchair or not, but I'm praying it's somebody in costume being candidly filmed for some Jackass-y stunt show. Because otherwise I don't know what to think. Yes, yes I do. RUN OVER YOUR TOES AND BLEED! I swear, some people. ... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2011
    This is a video of a guy showing off the unorthodox wiring job for a garage door opener at a house for sale in Everett, Washington. I don't want to ruin it for you, but it doesn't look up to code. Like, anybody's definition of code. This wouldn't even fly in my neighborhood ... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2009
    This is a graphic depicting what the internet goes through on a typical day. It's pretty freakin' impressive. But it also made me feel pretty insignificant. Then I realized I'm practically the ringleader of this circus (metaphor magic!) and that's when I removed the hose fro... / Continue →
  • October 5, 2009
    I don't even know what to say, except this makes me sad about the women in the world who are stoned and fed to dragons if they're not virgins when they're married. And you thought I was a heartless asshole. No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2009
    The world's most expensive booze is (and I did absolutely no fact checking about this) is a bottle of Chambord valued at $3.24 million. That's too much. Donald Edge has created with French company Chambord a £2 million bottle of their liqueur to celebrate the new stage versi... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2009
    Nobody should own a $135,000 Goldmund Eidos Reference Blue Blu-ray player. That's the bottom line. I mean, there are children in Africa who don't even have Laserdisc players. So how someone could knowingly spend six figures on a Blu-ray player makes me sick. BLAAAAAAH! The... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2009
    Robotic hookers folks, robotic hookers. Marinate on that one for a second while I down this zucchini bread. Then, I'll be back to discuss the moral ramifications of banging a robot. It sounds like science fiction, but robot bar staff, hotel rooms that change colour, cruise... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2009
    Okay, this one is actually legit, but everything after the jump isn't. They're the kind of questions that make you want to bathe with a toaster (or SPOILER ALERT: poisonous jellyfish). I assume some of them are fake, but I sadly guarantee a good portion are serious. And, wel... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2009
    You see that chair? Yeah, well imagine it with no glass seat and being lowered upon its spike with ropes. Did that just make your ass cry big brown tears of sadness? Because it should have. Known as the Judas Chair, the stool was used as a torture device back in the day (po... / Continue →
  • April 7, 2009
    General Motors and Segway have teamed up to produce what might very well be a slightly modified Hoveround. It's self-balancing like a Segway, but with the style and quality you've come to expect from GM. And as you can see, they do come with the Gob Bluth seal of excitement. ... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2009
    Klingons: they can't be trusted. Proof positive: some mountain-head has been running around Colorado Springs robbing 7-11's with a BetleH, the traditional Klingon sword. The first robbery was reported at 1:50 a.m., at 145 N Spruce St. The clerk told police a white male in his... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2009
    Allegedly this robo-urinal holds your junk while you pee. For once in my life I'm really praying it's a Photoshop job or some really sick art project. You know the rule about having at least a urinal of separation between you and another dude in the bathroom? Well there are ... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2008
    Mark my words: I'm never, ever, driving again. The Dumbest Woman On The Highway [break] Thanks to Calypso, who's seen a tow-truck before.... / Continue →
  • July 11, 2008
    This is a video of a guy lying down on a motorcycle and text messaging, all while cruising down the highway in New Delhi, India. No way? Yes way! And also, holy shit! Have a great weekend everybody. Youtube Thanks to Lockjaw and Julian for showing me the most ridiculou... / Continue →