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  • October 13, 2014
    This is a closeup photo taken by photographer Amanda Brewer of a great white shark trying to attack a piece of bait in Mossel Bay, South Africa. Apparently the photo has caught some flak due to the fact it looks like somebody is pulling the bait towards the cage to make the sh... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2014
    Remember last week's point-of-view video of the world's tallest water slide? Well it just had its first human riders, and this is the video of them shitting their pants on the way down. Looks intense. Still, a water slide you ride in a raft is no real water slide in my opini... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2014
    There was an Autoblow 1?! Meet Autoblow 2, the brainchild of masturbation expert Brian Sloan and allegedly the latest and greatest in automatic male pleasuring devices. It's supposed to simulate the feeling of oral sex. You just put your penis in the thing, press a button, a... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2014
    This is an emergency brake test of a German Leopard tank behind a group of 23 humans (possibly slaves/prisoners). I assume the people standing in the middle drew the shortest straws. I would have run into the woods. Also, what's the purpose of a tank with an emergency brakin... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2014
    3D Babies will print a replica of your unborn baby using the 3-D ultrasound from a doctor's visit (previously: these ones from Japan based on MRI scans). 3D Babies come in three sizes: a $200 mini, a $400 half-size, and a $600 full size (8-inch) version. They also come in thr... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2014
    This is a video demo of NASA's Robosimian, a monkey inspired robot that looks more like a four-legged spider than a primate. I think we can all agree it does look like it would be fun to hit with a shovel though. Designed to mimic the posture and movements of a primate, the b... / Continue →
  • October 30, 2013
    Buyers of new Dell Lattitude 6430u laptops have been complaining they smell like cat urine, a smell that, if you've never had your bed peed on because you didn't use your cat's favorite brand litter, is equal parts nostril-burning ammonia and wanting to puke. Apparently the sm... / Continue →
  • June 13, 2012
    Because the bacon craze won't end until pigs are extinct, Burger King has announced it's releasing a bacon sundae (complete with a thick-cut bacon strip) tomorrow to compliment its new summer menu. The new summer menu also includes sweet potato fries, pulled pork BBQ sandwiche... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2012
    This is an actual whiskey flavored lube from the gluttons over at Epic Meal Time. Apparently they're convinced whiskey is a desirable smell to have smeared all over your privates. SPOILER: It's not. Unless you're in a relationship with another manly dude (I'm thinking a gay ... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2012
    This is a video of some terrifying amusement park ride built in the woods of Russia, shot on some shitty Cold War era camera phone. Now I know you may have seen rides LIKE this one before, but this is the first time I saw one that got this crazy. Just watch the video and skip... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2012
    This is a penthouse bathroom from a condo in Guadalajara, Mexico that was built over an old 15-story elevator shaft. That...is terrifying. Could you imagine even using that toilet? I'd have to tie a towel around myself and then anchor it to the towel bar. And what happens i... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2011
    I'm not a backhoe you're a backhoe. The Hand Trux is an $18 piece of molded plastic designed to scoop up dog shit. Plus they make it look like you're wearing Bumblebee's dick on your arm WHICH IS SO IN RIGHT NOW. Also, not wearing bras. Run with it, ladies. Literally -- ru... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2011
    EXTREME SITTING! Sporthocking (not to be confused with spittin' game) involves a participant performing some feat of ridiculous-lookingness by juggling, kicking, throwing, spinning, sliding, etc.-ing a 'Sporthock' (which looks like the lovechild of a bongo drum and Sit 'n Spin... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2010
    The Top Charming titty jiggler is supposed to grow breasts by vibrating them to stimulate the blood flow or something. I honestly don't know. What I do know is there's a 5:00 video after the jump that's half titty-twitchin' and half somebody pretending to be a scientist makin... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2010
    This is a zombie-proof armored "home" made from recycled ship steel by Atelier Van Lieshout. It's striking resemblance to my neighbor's pedovan aside, I don't know if I could actually live in one. Sure it's got a toilet, wood stove and bench, but you know what else it has? A... / Continue →
  • December 14, 2010
    'Honey It's Me' is a $2 smartphone app created by developer Nabix to help combat loneliness in single South Korean men by providing them with a virtual girlfriend that calls and leaves rambling video messages. I SAID STOP CALLING -- YOU'RE WASTING MY MINUTES! Also, make sure ... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2010
    I hate myself for even using a term like bling bling, ding-a-ling, but I assure you I'll take it out on my liver here in just a little bit. But before the ritualistic alcohol abuse begins, here's a $60K iPhone case made out of t-rex teeth and meteors. Ironic, don't you think?... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2010
    What better way to celebrate the birth of baby Jesus than with a million-dollar advent calendar designed by Porsche? Singing Christmas carols and spreading good cheer? Don't make me laugh. Standing two meters tall and rendered from brushed aluminum, the "calendar" looks more... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2010
    The $200 Ion Twin Video Camera is a POS video camera that records both the action in front of AND behind the camera at the same time. But I can't stand your face! For every action there is a reaction. But capturing said reaction when you're videoing stuff is impossible becaus... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2010
    As you may or may not be aware of (extra points for those of you who didn't), Tom Cruise recently filmed a scene for Mission Impossible 4: Like, 4 Real, There's No Way Anybody Could Possibly Complete This One that involved him jumping off the world's tallest building, the Burj ... / Continue →