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From B's To D's: The Chinese Breast Shaker

The Top Charming titty jiggler is supposed to grow breasts by vibrating them to stimulate the blood flow or something. I honestly don't know. What I do...
December 31, 2010

Armored Safehouses For Zombie Apocalypse

This is a zombie-proof armored "home" made from recycled ship steel by Atelier Van Lieshout. It's striking resemblance to my neighbor's pedovan aside, I don't know if...
December 17, 2010

$1 Million Porsche-Designed Advent Calendar

What better way to celebrate the birth of baby Jesus than with a million-dollar advent calendar designed by Porsche? Singing Christmas carols and spreading good cheer? Don't...
November 16, 2010