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  • July 14, 2010
    Drink coasters: I usually don't use them. Occasionally I'll set a beer on a DVD or magazine, but for the most part I just use the floor. That way I can knock over a bottle every time I get up. Haha -- like I drink out of bottles! What do I look like, a f***ing money tree?!... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2010
    Listen printer: if you even think about initiating a robot uprising I'll pull your plug and beat you with the cord so badly you'll wish you never learned to collate. Stop laughing, fax machine -- I'll paper jam your ass till you're drunk-dialing sex lines begging for mercy. P... / Continue →