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  • August 9, 2010
    Somewhere, a new universe was just born. Okay maybe not, but only because DK here chose to play Pokémon instead of his self-titled release. Way to go. On August 6, amateur photographer Chris Spicuzza was spending her day at the San Francisco Zoo, taking photos of the gori... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2010
    Then they'd look like this ya little dum dum! Hit the jump for PS3 and NES buildings, all of which are from artist/photographer Joseph Ford's collection, If I Were President . And while the nation is definitely in need of some console-shaped buildings, I can't help but feel ... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2010
    Ever wonder what an exploded Nintendo DSi XL would look like? Me neither. But here it is anyway, so you might as well take a look so you have something to talk about during your lunch break. Me? I'm gonna stand by the soda machine and brag about my penis. The usual. Video... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2010
    Note: Skip to around 0:50 for the start of the good stuff. This is a little video mockup of what 3-D gameplay will look like on the Nintendo 3DS. It seems pretty awesome. And by awesome I mean I just want to crawl into the screen and escape from this cruel, cruel world. Kin... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2010
    A Nintendo DS with a 3D screen that requires no cheesewhizzy glasses to play. I swear, what will they think of next? Please say dino humping game, please say dino humping game. Nintendo's next portable game machine will be called "Nintendo 3DS" and feature 3-D graphics, the ... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2010
    Professory Layton, best known for his series of Nintendo DS games in which he travels around solving mysteries with his young "apprentice" Luke, will soon be available in action figure form for around $25. I want him! But mostly just for that sweet top hat. OMG you think the... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2009
    This man, who could be any of us (BUT TOTALLY ISN'T ME, I SWEAR) was caught playing a demo Nintendo DS at Wal-Mart on his knees. DS'er, on his knees *snicker* ENOUGH -- this is not the time for your pervy laughter! This IS the time to take up a collection and get this poor b... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2009
    Want an 8x zoom lens for your DSi because you're secretly a spy? Me neither. Want an 8x zoom lens for your DSi because you're in love with the receptionist at the free clinic and you want to candidly take pictures of her? You've got problems. But if you've also got $25 you ... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2009
    Flickr user Reintji went and took a bunch of x-rays of video game consoles and controllers, from both today and yesteryear. And also, the future. Just kidding, no future. If time machines existed you'd know it because I'd be writing steamy romance novels about the time I ban... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2009
    As a guy who's no stranger to receiving a sockful of coal on Christmas morning, I wouldn't be surprised to open a birthday present and see the same thing. Thankfully, nobody bothers remembering my birthday anymore. But a Florida mother got pissed when she bought her son a $13... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2009
    This is by far the best Nintendo DS case ever crafted. If you can't tell by the censor block I put over the picture, they're boobs. But not just any boobs. Really soft looking ones. I swear, we get a picture of Jessica Chobot licking this and BOOM!: the cover of TIME Magazi... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2009
    LEGO artist Sean Kenney was commissioned by Nintendo of America to build a giant DSi for display at the Nintendo World Store in NYC. So that's what he did. And here it is, in all it's 54,324 piece glory. Sadly, it doesn't work, which means that it's forever frozen with that ... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2009
    Snap -- you just got double entendre'd, son! Moving on. The Health Control Game Timer shuts down your Nintendo DS if you've been playing for too long. How long is too long? Apparently 30, 60, 90 or 120 minutes. The device also features a distance sensor that will flash a... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2009
    Remember the story about the children's doll that allegedly says "Islam is the light"? Well now there's a Nintendo DS game that says the same thing, thankfully discovered by BY THE SAME IDIOT THAT COMPLAINED ABOUT THE DOLL. Months ago, Rachel Jones was shocked to discover he... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2008
    This is a video explaining how to play Guitar Hero: On Tour with the Nintendo DS. It ranks right up there with the Star Wars Dance Competition in things that are unbearable to watch. Seriously, I almost killed myself while watching it. I was just slipping my head through the... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2008
    These are wicked Nintendo wall graphics made by a company called Blik. They're licensed and everything, so rest assured that Nintendo will get their piece of that ass should you decide to buy some. As seen in the photos, they come in Super Mario Bros., Donkey Kong, and New Su... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2008
    A drug trial in Australia that's been going on for over three months and already cost taxpayers near $1 million has been halted as a result of jurors playing sudoku puzzles instead of paying attention. Sydney District Court Judge Peter Zahra cancelled the trial of two men on... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2008
    So this is how Guitar Hero: On Tour will be played on the Nintendo DS. By strumming your stylus on the touchscreen and mashing buttons on a fretboard attachment. You know, I really think that this version of the game is getting dangerously close to playing real guitar. The gam... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2007
    If a regular stylus just isn't gimmicky enough for your Nintendo DS, you can get one of these pencil-shaped ones. They're only available in Japan and are like a regular DS stylus except thicker. Although personally I just use a regular pencil on my DS. It doesn't work at all an... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2007
    For $600 you can get yourself one of these Swarovsky crystal Nintendo DS Lite covers. There are five designer covers to choose from, though you'd have to be borderline insane to actually purchase one. Either that or just really really rich. Like me. I spend my free time lightin... / Continue →