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  • July 17, 2014
    These are the Blades of The Rainbow Ninja sold by ThinkGeek. You can get two short swords for $30, three knives for $30, or all of them for $50. I just ordered zero of each. My blade is the color of the darkest night. For reference, that is a very dark black. But if you ev... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2014
    This is a video of acrobat Kai Hou pulling off a bunch of stunts I didn't know were humanly possible. And to think I can't even pull off a back-flip off the diving board. I'm a f***ing beast at pencils though. Keep going for the worthwhile video and wish you'd run away to jo... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2013
    Raise your hand if you've ever wanted a house with secret passageways. Everybody, cool. I've always wanted a secret passage from the kitchen to the bathroom so my family will stop judging me for eating in there. You ever eaten a PB&J in a bubble bath before? Makes you feel ... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2013
    This is the ninja-shaped leaf that Redditor freeaccount found out in the wild, along with an artist's rendition of what the ninja would look like in real life. Now before you go running off to the comments to leave a 'Wow, must be a slow news day', I want you to think about th... / Continue →
  • February 5, 2013
    Seen here looking suspiciously like an electric wheelchair somebody tore the seat off of and replaced with some sort of space-age vibrator, a new stealth robot prepares to infiltrate my dreams and turn them into nightmares. The robot, developed by a bunch of jerks at the CSIRO... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2012
    This is a stop motion LEGO video about a ninja that has to fight off a whole band of bad guys all by himself because that's how true heroes do it -- ALONE. "You're just saying that because you don't have any friends." Friends? I don't even have an acquaintance. Hit the ju... / Continue →
  • December 15, 2011
    Because themed engagement photos are all the rage these days (you crazy kids!), Geekologie Reader Sean K. and his bride-to-be decided to spice up their photoshoot in the park with a ninja attack. Aaaaaaaand these are those pictures. Because if there's one thing that brings a ... / Continue →
  • August 30, 2011
    Yeaaaaaaah, can you turn the creep-factor down a couple notches, bro? This is Shadow on patrol. He's a ninja. Or at least he says he is. He's been patrolling the small town of Yeovil in Somerset, England at night with a foam sword for the past six years. But during the day... / Continue →
  • August 23, 2011
    A grappling hook: you're a shitty ninja without one. You have like, GOT to have one if you ever want to be taken seriously. Also, throwing stars and a cool name. Me? I'm Shadow Strike, the Silent but Violent Assassin. "Nobody calls you that." Of course not -- I've killed ... / Continue →
  • June 3, 2011
    THERE -- IN THE BACK BY THE iPADS! Some spaz, dressed as a ninja and driving a stolen Honda Accord, crashed the vehicle into the plate-glass front of an Apple store in Greensboro, North Carolina with the intent of burglary. Buuuuuuuut then got scared and ran away without steal... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2011
    Pennsylvania, which is apparently some kind of mecca for f***ing ninjas, is back in the news, this time after a rogue ninja went on a crime spree, breaking into a bunch of cars and stabbing a dude. Pfft, a real ninja would've killed him. Worthwhile quotes: In the latest even... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2011
    Picture moderately related. Ross Hurst, 28, of Scottsdale, Pennsylvania was charged with endangering the welfare of a child after leaving his 4-year old son at home alone sleeping while he went out to play ninja by himself at 1:30 in the morning. Dammit Ross, you know you sho... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2011
    This is a video of Snake Eyes practicing his ninja-ing in G.I. Joe's highly sophisticated training arena his backyard while being critiqued by a sun sculpture, a buddha statue, a skull coffee mug, some free weights, and two sets of horseshoes. One thing's for certain: if you'r... / Continue →
  • December 3, 2010
    Personally, I hot-glue my ladyfriend hot-glues magnets to the back of beer bottle caps to stick things (grocery lists, dino doodles, photobooth pictures, etc.) to the fridge. I dunno, something about being ultra-classy. Plus it goes with my alcohol motif. But maybe your kitc... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2010
    Cake Rhapsody (aka Barbarann Garrard) made this Kill Bill inspired cake for her daughter's birthday. That's pretty much all the info I have, minus they should have warned me beforehand that the katana isn't edible. You ever pissed a katana before? Me neither, but if it's any... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2010
    This is a sessy video of a pole dancing ninja that, for at least part of her routine, performs with her sword out. An actual sword FYI, that wasn't a euphemism for a man-hammer. Or was it? It wasn't so just go watch the video. Pole dancing ninjas: they're not as uncommon as... / Continue →
  • September 14, 2010
    Seen here about to get all ninja turtle on your ass, Steve Jobs was allegedly stopped from boarding his private plane from Japan recently on account he was smuggling ninja stars. And you know what? I believe it. He may look like a toothpick but I bet that dude gets down with... / Continue →
  • August 24, 2010
    Ninjabread Men are ninja-shaped cookie cutters from Fred & Friends so you can stage little cookie fights in your highchair while mommy fixes dinner. Just don't knock over your sippy cup! These stealthy warriors are set to sneak into your kitchen and stage a cookie coup! Cut, ... / Continue →
  • July 12, 2010
    Need to brush up on your ninja-ing? Well fear not, because now you can take private ninja lessons (provided you live in New York or are willing to travel to New York or pay someone to kidnap the instructor). Are you writing this down, Ninja Boy? Learn the secrets of ancient ... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2010
    Looking for a new game to play to determine who gets to ride shotgun/pay the bar tab/go for the ugly girl? Well move over, paper-rock-scissors, there's a new hand gesture based game in town! Enter Monkey-Pirate-Robot-Ninja-Zombie. What, no Vampire?! Monkey * Monkey... / Continue →