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  • December 3, 2013
    This is the rescue video of Harrison Okene, a Nigerian cook working on the Jascon 4 tug boat when it sank during a tanker-towing operation. Harrison survived three days sitting alone in the pitch black at a depth of 30-meters in cold water and a small air pocket created when t... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2013
    Remember Cheetah, DARPA's 28-MPH robot that was confined to running tethered on a treadmill? Well now they've ditched the tether and created WildCat, a 16MPH (read: faster than you) running robot that can run free and as long as its on-board motor will allow. Scared yet? You... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2013
    Because terrorizing your children is one of the few benefits you get to reap for having them in the first place, these are the computer wallpapers that Redditor calve12 made after his daughter had a nightmare about him getting trapped in the computer. That's some solid parenti... / Continue →
  • January 25, 2013
    What do you get for the kid who already has everything? NIGHTMARES. UndeadTeds are regular teddy bears that have been torn apart and zombified by artist Phillip Blackman. Prices start at around $50 and go up from there depending on the size of the bear and the amount of gore... / Continue →
  • February 13, 2012
    Similar to this lightsaber nightlight except dual-bladed and only available in red comes this Darth Maul version. It can be mounted vertically or horizontally and, as you can see, looks great next to a single bed. Emphasis on single. Give into the dark side of the Force, and... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2011
    I'm assuming you all saw the first video of a Hunchback Frankencat. But if not don't worry, I posted that one after the jump too. What I did NOT post after the jump was 'NO BILLS'. You think I give a shit if you tack a New Kids on the Block poster up in the comments? I do n... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2011
    Just kidding, it's not really a chestburster. It's a deep-sea hydrothermal worm. And it's not really that big. Actually, it's tiny. Probably about the size of your wiener. Taken using an FEI Quanta SEM, this image is amazingly zoomed in 525 times. The real width of the fie... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2011
    Note: Uncensored pictures after the jump cannot be unseen. I wasn't going to post this because 1. I eat a lot of sushi and 2. it's f***ing disgusting and is gonna give me nightmares FO SHO, but I'm getting the tip so much I figured I might as well. Standards: mine are incredi... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2011
    Bert, one-half of everyone's favorite homosexual Muppet couple (sorry, crotchety old bickering guys!) is seen here in a little too life-like silicon sculpture by artist and Effects Studio member Nacho (you're useless without cheese!). As you can see, he has a face that would s... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2011
    This is a must-watch movie short (~13-minutes) about a boy who gets a pet robot named Blinky. Shit goes straight south from there. It was written and directed by Ruairi Robinson and stars Max from Where the Wild Things Are (which took some serious liberties with the original ... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2011
    This is a College Humor original about a guy who hacked his XBox Kinect to be self aware. It's every bit as frightening as you might expect and I believe offers a real glimpse of the future. Ooooooor that movie 'Eagle Eye' with Shay LeBouff (not changing it), which I've seen ... / Continue →
  • February 3, 2011
    Child's Play came out in 1988. I was seven. I saw it around then too, which not only scarred me for life, but inspired me to pack all my Cabbage Patch Kids in the bottom drawer of a dresser and set the whole thing on fire. I could hear them scream. *shivers, tweaks nips so ... / Continue →
  • October 27, 2010
    Seen here showing her obvious disdain for the entire human species, this is some creepy-ass humanoid robot that's allegedly supposed to help people out in hospitals or something. Sure -- help kill them! Per Engadget, who's apparently known about this thing for awhile AND DONE... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2010
    GIANT SQUIDS ARE GIANT. How giant? Try 8-feet long and 100 pounds of pure, unadulterated (okay, slightly adulterated) killing machine. I'm never going to another (nude) beach again! Millions of killer giant squid are not only devouring vast amounts of fish they have even st... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2010
    Fly leg eyelashes. Gross. I'd rather have a horse's penis for a nose. Granted, flylashes was just a sculptural video, but putting fly legs on your eyes is still gross. As Harrison puts it, "Flylashes was intended as a play on the format of the Chimera, highlighting the use o... / Continue →
  • August 2, 2010
    Geez, could you have made it any creepier looking? Maybe if it had a bunch of bloody hooks tearing at its flesh or something. God that would be so hot aside, this is Telenoid R1, a humanoid robot that "recreates the physical presence of a remote user." The Telenoid R1 robot ... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2010
    This is an amazingly well-shot music video of a flamethrower vs. fire extinguisher battle for the Dancing Pigeon's 'Ritalin'. God, I can't even count how many of those things I put up my nose in college. ZERO -- MY BODY IS A TEMPLE! Of doom. Back me up, Indiana. Anyway, th... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2010
    Note: This version is so small you can't even find Waldo. Click HERE to see the thing in full-resolution. This is a family portrait of all the Pokemon monsters. I know they're all there because I took the time to count every single one. If you don't believe me you can take ... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump due to its extremely disturbing nature. Seriously, it was even hard picking a screencap that wouldn't make you mess your khakis. This is a short 40-second video of a creepy robotic child (even worse than these) that's obsessed with burying its f... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2010
    This is a picture of two people with the images of their profiles reversed. It's a terrible misuse of Photoshop and I don't like it. Not one bit. I don't care if the chick has tits on her back, she's giving me nightmares. And, if I play my cards right, a hug. Reversed Prof... / Continue →