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  • June 3, 2016
    This is a video of a man in Texas who really believes his Chevy Avalanche can get him across a heavily flooded road. So, at least in his mind, Avalanches > Floods. Unfortunately for his pride and dry underwear, he is wrong and has to jump out and swim to safety. This is dan... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2016
    A man who claims God has been unkind to him tried to file a restraining order against him in an Israeli court and was denied that restraining order for being a crazy person. Also, if you did successfully get a restraining order against God, how are you ever supposed to go to h... / Continue →
  • June 19, 2015
    These are a couple shots of 20-year old Ayan Zhademov dressed like his girlfriend in an attempt to take her university entrance exam in Zhetisai, Kazakhstan. It did not work, and his girlfriend will have to wait until next year to take the test for herself. You blew it, Ayan,... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2014
    In news that shouldn't surprise anyone who's stumbled across a sexual well-being website while on the hunt for p0rn, the filters that the UK's major internet service providers have installed to curtail internet p0rn in the country are also blocking sexual education sites. A sh... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2012
    This is a fake-ass video of two quantum levitating hover cars racing around a little track inspired by the Playstation classic Wipe'Out. People are passing it around like it's real, but it's not -- it's fake. I assume they'll announce a new Wipe'Out game in the next couple we... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2011
    Guys: they're always trying to hookup with the ladies. Me? I don't have to try, I get enough. "Heeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeee." UGH. Really, hand -- in front of all my friends?! One more outburst like that and I'm gonna touch the oven. Enter a sad and lonely 19-year old Arizo... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2011
    Sexy finger-biting: you give it a bad name. In between getting boned or whatever scenes, p0rn stars Alana Evans and Misti Dawn are apparently hard core gamers. So what are they doing? Opening a website that combines video game reviews, playthroughs and a bunch of other garbo... / Continue →
  • June 27, 2011
    Seen here reminding us why it's always a good idea to wear like six condoms, a violent child rages out and threatens to stab his own knee after playing violent video games. You know, or maybe he's posing because somebody told him to. Whatever the case, his face is pissing me ... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2011
    You're not fooling anybody! Note: Larger version HERE in case you want to make it your desktop background. In other 'animals that look like things' news, this is a crab casting a shadow that looks uncannily like the caped crusader (Batman, not the kid that runs around your ne... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2011
    J&D's, the same company that brought us bacon mayonnaise, bacon lip balm, bacon envelopes and bacon popcorn, is back at it, this time with huffable bacon-flavored oxygen. But, before I go any further, TOMORROW IS APRIL FOOLS' DAY -- don't let anybody fool you. So on that note... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2010
    In other "you've got to be f***ing kidding me" news, this is a video of a guy getting a watermelon exploded off his head with a .50 caliber sniper rifle. Now if you're familiar with Freddie's other Youtube videos, you'll know almost all (read: all) of them involve special effe... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2010
    Some moron went and tried to Yahoo Answer his way to a B- on a homework assignment but failed(!) miserably when his professor found his question posted. You can tell the kid's a a moron because 1. he has a robotic typewriter for an avatar and 2. Yahoo Answers is the worst plac... / Continue →
  • October 5, 2010
    See the unicorn in the picture? Of course not, because there isn't one. What there IS is a horse with a broken golf club taped to its head. Still, the Ontario Science Centre wants you to believe (oooor score itself some free viral advertising). Hickey-Jones brought the foot... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2010
    Aryan Hopkins attempted two world records over the weekend: the most piercings in one sitting, and the most needle piercings ever. Well he got the most in one sitting (1,093) but fell short of the most ever (1,200). Plus was using smaller needles. CHEATERS NEVER WIN, ARYAN. ... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2010
    A half-naked woman? Wait, where?! Is it like one of those Magic Eye things? Picture Thanks to FAH-Q, who obviously has something against you.... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2010
    Roger Ritter is a man. A man who saw two other men diddling each in a bathroom stall stealing iPhones from a Gresham, Oregon AT&T store. So what did he do? He went vigilante justice on their asses. And failed. "I'm not a cowboy, I'm not a hero. I was just doing what I alwa... / Continue →