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  • October 22, 2015
    Note: Full-res legible version HERE. Today's (October 22, 2015) USA Today newspaper will feature the cover of the paper as seen in Back To The Future II. Go get one. It can be the first and last time you ever buy a USA Today. I didn't even know they still printed it. In my... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2014
    Because the majority of major news outlets do a worse job than I do (and I literally do zero job and try to talk about privates as much as possible), here's a headline from The Los Angeles Times' coverage of the E3 convention. As you can see, somebody clearly knew what they we... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2013
    This is the new, currently-under-construction headquarters for the People's Daily, China's state-run propaganda newspaper. It looks like a giant pecker. Which, from a strictly architectural standpoint, is one of my top three favorite building shapes. Actually, it's all of my... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2012
    This is an article written to an Australian newspaper's 'Points of View' section where Chris Hill of Albury (who I suspect is a high-ranking public official) explains the cause of Australia's droughts is the extra hour of "hot afternoon sun" caused by daylights saving time. Yo... / Continue →
  • November 22, 2010
    Yeah, you tell 'em, Ottowa Sun! Way to put those under-the-bridge goblins in their...does that say great deals on 2010 and 2011 Subarus?! To the dealership -- test drive, TEST DRIVE! Which, fun fact: I've actually gotten in two accidents test driving cars in the past. Three... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2010
    The world's dumbest woman, or the world's best insurance scammer? I'd go with the world's dumbest woman, but the sad part is, I know there's worse. Same goes for men. I just wonder if the 911 operator that fielded her call was allowed to hang up before listening to the rest ... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2010
    *facepalm* Well no shit they didn't grow into watermelons, you probably didn't water them. No fair rigging the experiment! Hit the jump for the entire article (yes, there's more -- and it gets better!), including a though-provoking argument about kids not having fins and scal... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2010
    Wow, your editor is almost as good as mine (I don't have one is the thing). But seriously, I think we can all agree the future of newspapers is there aren't gonna be any. world's most futuristic newspaper [technabob] Thanks to Sally, who only uses newsprint for arson.... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2010
    Wow, what an absolute COINCIDENCE the the FAREWELL columns just so happen to spell 'PENIS'. I mean, what are the chances? Reminds me of my senior quote in the high school yearbook. It spelled, "SCHOOLS FOR FOOLS EAT MY GRUNDLE" if you read down the left column. Can you beli... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2010
    This is a MacBook sleeve that looks like a newspaper. That way you won't get robbed unless somebody is stealing old newspapers, WHICH HAPPENS. Alternatively, wrap your laptop in newsprint. The protective carrier comes in four different foreign language models and will set yo... / Continue →
  • February 9, 2010
    A Polish newspaper wrote an article about the Winter Olympics and included this graphic, which depicts Pedobear as one of the games' mascots. Which, wow, who knew Poles could run a printing press? ...apparently what happened here is that someone Photoshopped Pedobear into a p... / Continue →