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China Builds New Peen-Shaped Propaganda Headquarters

This is the new, currently-under-construction headquarters for the People's Daily, China's state-run propaganda newspaper. It looks like a giant pecker. Which, from a strictly architectural standpoint, is...
May 3, 2013

Trolls: The Ottowa Sun Thinks You're JERKS

Yeah, you tell 'em, Ottowa Sun! Way to put those under-the-bridge goblins in their...does that say great deals on 2010 and 2011 Subarus?! To the dealership --...
November 22, 2010

You Did It So, So Wrong: Anti-Evolution Fail

*facepalm* Well no shit they didn't grow into watermelons, you probably didn't water them. No fair rigging the experiment! Hit the jump for the entire article (yes,...
August 17, 2010

Future Technology, Today: Newspapers

Wow, your editor is almost as good as mine (I don't have one is the thing). But seriously, I think we can all agree the future of...
June 25, 2010

Some News I Can Really Sink My Teeth Into

Wow, what an absolute COINCIDENCE the the FAREWELL columns just so happen to spell 'PENIS'. I mean, what are the chances? Reminds me of my senior quote...
May 5, 2010

Old News: Tricky Newspaper Laptop Sleeve

This is a MacBook sleeve that looks like a newspaper. That way you won't get robbed unless somebody is stealing old newspapers, WHICH HAPPENS. Alternatively, wrap your...
February 17, 2010