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  • April 22, 2014
    One cyanide or two? This is a short video of Honda demoing the latest version of their ASIMO (Advanced Step in Innovative MObility) humanoid robot. Asimo was first introduced in 2000, and has since undergone a series of upgrades that make him less likely to fall up and down s... / Continue →
  • November 1, 2012
    Ahahahahha, I'm posting about shirt buttons -- SOMEBODY COME END ME. This is the $3 (that's too much) Button 2.0. It's a shirt button that can clamp the cord to your headphones. That's pretty much it. Unfortunately you need to know how to sew to replace your regular buttons... / Continue →
  • November 8, 2011
    Seen here preventing an invisible giant's balls from touching the floor, Honda's ASIMO robot has undergone a series of upgrades, making him lighter, faster, and more autonomous (not to mention less likely to fall up and down stairs). Wonderful news in the middle of a site upgr... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2011
    Um, all soda cans are spray cans if you shake them first. Because tilting a can back/not poking your eyes out with a straw takes skill and dexterity that today's youth are lacking, soda is now available in spray-cans. Think spray-cheese, but then think soda. Then think both ... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2011
    Well folks, to the surprise of not a single f***ing person, Apple announced the iPad 2 today. Are you going to get one? Kidding, I don't really care, I was just making conversation. BAD CONVERSATION. That's how little I care. The highlights, per Engadget: "Twice as fas... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2010
    So apparently starting with issue #600 (out today), Wonder Woman is hanging up her patriotic panties for yoga pants. In other news, Wonder Woman comic book sales to perverts have dropped 85%. Per Wonder Woman writer J. Michael Straczynski: It's a look designed to be taken se... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2010
    Looking for a new game to play to determine who gets to ride shotgun/pay the bar tab/go for the ugly girl? Well move over, paper-rock-scissors, there's a new hand gesture based game in town! Enter Monkey-Pirate-Robot-Ninja-Zombie. What, no Vampire?! Monkey * Monkey... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2010
    The iPhone 4. It's coming June 24. You can pre-order starting the 15th. Or not care starting anytime you want. The new features: Two cameras, one back facing 5MP with LED flash, one forward facing VGA, plus "FaceTime" video chatting (but only from iPhone 4 to iPhone 4 ov... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2009
    Apple just released an updated iPod Nano which features a bigger screen, 640 x 480 video recording, voice recording, and FM radio capabilities. As usual, they come in all sorts of fun colors so you can match your media player to your eyes (Chinese girls do not come with green ... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2009
    I typically use a gum wrapper or dog-ear the pages to mark my place in a book, but hey, a glorified rubber band, that's cool. The Bookmark II is a simple rubber band with an arrow on one side and a "Bookmark" tab on the other. The arrow allows you to point to the line you were... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2009
    Sorry folks the internette at the hotel was bitchtitting me this morning so I just gave up and came to LaGuardia to post from here. Don't think I forgot about you. I could never. Anyway, I'll post as much as I can before my flight, and Geekologie will return to its regularly... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2009
    Science, best known for inventing robots and dooming the earth, is now responsible for a new carbon wonder material called graphene. Nice, science, way to do good for once. Imagine a carbon sheet that's only one atom thick but is stronger than diamond and conducts electricity... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2009
    For those of you naysayers that claimed last week's picture of the Mac Mini was Photoshopped, here's the video. So either somebody's good with Premiere as well, or it's the real deal. And speaking of the real deal: your boobs. They almost look too perfect. I'm gonna ne... / Continue →