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  • August 7, 2012
    This is the currently available selection of geeky handpainted bras from Etsy seller Sceneshoes (of Ninja Turtle and Pokemon bra fame). Hit the jump to seem the all, including some Portal, Star Trek, Wonder Woman and Mario action. There's even an 'I *wink wink nudge nudge* H... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2011
    This are the cartoon depictions of the 15 people you'll see at every geek convention. Are they accurate? I have no idea -- the only convention I've ever been to involved heavy drinking and passing out in a hot car before the doors even opened. And did my friends leave me the... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2011
    Can I have a gumball? This is a video of Allie Goertz singing a song about playing Dungeons & Dragons. If you're into geeky girls and Dungeons & Dragons, you should probably watch it. But if you're into geeky dudes and Dungeons & Dragons, you should probably come over to my ... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2011
    Hey Juggernaut -- smell my finger. That's Jabba's @$$hole! Because geeky-ass songs are all the rage these days, here's 'Tonight I'm Frakkin' You', a parody of Enrique Englesias' 'Tonight (I'm F***ing You)', which I've never heard and have no intentions of starting now. Also:... / Continue →
  • February 1, 2011
    This is Amy Lee-Radigan performing her chart comic-topping hit 'Nerdy Girls Need Love Too'. I wasn't originally going to post it, but I decided to give Amy props for obviously being a real-ass nerd (I prefer geek) and not just trying to Olivia Munn her way to fame and fortune.... / Continue →
  • December 15, 2010
    Get it? Because it's the guy from Firefly with a Star Trek quote mis-attributed to a Star Wars character! Some fanboy just blew out the back of his Buck Rodgers boxers in a fit of nerd-rage and now has to call his mom to bring him freshies. You should know by now to always b... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2010
    The Geek Wreath is a cheap plastic wreath (possibly stolen from somebody's grave) with a bunch of broken computer parts glued to it. It's the perfect holiday door hanging to let burglars know, "not only am I into expensive electronics, but I'll put up little to no fight when y... / Continue →
  • July 26, 2010
    This is a gallery of the cosplaying girls from this past weekend's San Diego Comic-Con. As you may or may not know, I was denied access to the convention this year for "being too drunk to stand" and telling security "my superpenis is my costume". Guilty as charged aside, Norm... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2010
    This is the music video for a song called 'Tron Girl' by Barely Political. It looks like something you'd see on Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! except it actually makes sense and you didn't have to stay up past your bedtime on a Sunday night to watch it. Plus it's avail... / Continue →
  • May 25, 2010
    Today, May 25th, is Geek Pride Day. Be geeky, be proud. Ask out that geeky girl you've always wanted AND DON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. Kidding -- no means no, Don Juan. Geek Pride Day is an initiative which claims the right of every person to be a nerd or a geek. It has been... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2010
    Note: Trailer is after the jump. This is a screenshot from a porno parody of 'The Big Bang Theory'. I dunno, maybe it's for you. Me? I don't watch adult movies, I live them. Did somebody call a plumber? No? Electrician? Did you order a pizza? I'M HERE TO BONE DAMMIT. ... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2010
    It's exactly what the title says. Although I would have liked to see the Rubik's cube a little more mixed up. Jesus -- what is this, amateur hour? Youtube Thanks to b00geyman, who can balance 16 books on his head, solve two Rubik's cubes and recite pi to 1,000 digits. Now ... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2010
    This is a song called 'The Dork Anthem' by two cats named Dave and Brian. Personally, I find the term dork offensive, but that's just me and I'm official the judge of these things. Geek, sure, but dork? That's derogatory. Like not calling me by my proper title: Geekologie W... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2010
    Looking for a shirt Sheldon wore on 'The Big Bang Theory'? Well you're in luck, because SheldonShirts.com is a visual database of the tees and includes links to the product pages. So, yeah, now you can brag to your friends you're wearing the same shirt as Sheldon. Which, I d... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2010
    You like how I worked both pants AND shirt into the title? I know, it's like I stuffed a whole outfit into that bitch. And let me tell you: they don't teach you that kind of word wizardry at Hogwarts. OR blogging school. Which, ZOMG, I'm totally gonna open. Anyway, this is... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2009
    When I get married again If I ever get married again If any of my friends are ever talking about getting married I'm gonna suggest they make similar wedding invitations. Reenie [the future bride] sez, "The wording [on the back] is my favorite part. It reads: '[We] request th... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2009
    Because I love you all and am so proud of your accomplishments, here's Geekologie Reader Brian's recent Cisco Systems "bars" tattoo. For those of you not in the know, it's a stylized version of the Golden Gate Bridge. AND YES TATTOOS COUNT AS ACCOMPLISHMENTS. But, no matter ... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2009
    First of all, acronyms aren't allowed in Scrabble. Or proper names. Making this 'the least played by the rules' game of Scrabble ever. That aside, is it the geekiest? Maybe -- you be the judge. I will be the jury. Except, instead of paying attention and taking notes, I'l... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2009
    We've all heard about LEGO themed proposals in the past (most of them choking hazards), but Ryan Wood went about it a little differently. Namely, by presenting his bride-to-be with a giant LEGO ring containing an actual engagement ring inside its clear diamond. Wow, how roman... / Continue →
  • December 15, 2008
    This is a preview for 'Fanboys', a movie about a group of nerds that want to break into George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch. But, as a guy whose been there, I've got to tell you: not all that exciting. Oh, and porn dungeon. Wait, make that alien porn dungeon. The dude's a freak. ... / Continue →