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  • October 30, 2015
    These are the My Neighbor Totoro tights available from Hot Topic ($14). I am into them. I love Totoro. And I'm not just saying that because he's the neighbor I've always dreamed of, but he is. The neighbors I have now suck. Literally the only thing good about them is their... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2013
    This is the Carl themed toilet that lives in the bathroom of Redditor green_derp (along with a plunger, toilet bowl brush, and a...wait, what the hell is that other thing?). Carl is a great neighbor because he loves beer and has an above-ground pool. Those are pretty much my ... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2013
    I meant to post this video when it came out late last week but I have a little something my doctor likes to call "a really serious issue" and I forget things sometimes. So I'm sorry if you've already seen this, but not too much because you're usually a jerk to me anyways. Thi... / Continue →
  • February 13, 2013
    Totoro: everybody wishes they had a neighbor like him. My neighbors? Nobody would wish that upon themselves. A new couple moved in next door and they always like to have headboard-to-wall-banging sex right when I'm trying to go to bed. It's funny and sad though because it o... / Continue →
  • June 21, 2011
    Seen here sporting the handsome visage of Mark Twain Sir Robert Borden, the Bank of Canada's governor Mark Carney (who's made out with the bearded lady before but won't admit it) shows off the country's new plastic $100 bill. The $100 will be the first of the bills (Canada's ... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2010
    The Zaragoza suburb of Arcosur is a government-sponsored neighborhood in Northeast Spain designed for younger, first-time home buyers. And, after a round of voting by future homeowners, has decided to name a number of its streets after video game characters (NOT dinosaurs), st... / Continue →
  • September 7, 2010
    Simple, just change the name of your network! Oooor post fliers. Or -- OR -- hire a couple male strippers dressed as policemen to show up and run some of that yellow 'CRIME SCENE' tape around the premises because they heard there was going to be "an epic-ass party Saturday ni... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2010
    If there's one thing Zack loves, it's not paying for internet. If there's two, it's not paying for internet, and using said pirated webs to download videos of pr0n actress Amy Reid and leave them where they can be discovered by the ladies he's stealing his tubes from in the fi... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2010
    This is being billed as the most accurate flyby of Mars. Which, Jesus, you know things are shitty when the most accurate flyby of Mars is entirely CG. The flyby uses 3D data gathered from HiRISE, the 0.5-meter reflecting telescope on board NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter. ... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2009
    Two quality parenting posts in a row, whee (literally this time)! Apparently some kids stole a Wii and then had their mom pawn the console so they could split the money. You'll have to excuse me, I'm getting a little choked up just thinking about the quality bonding time they... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2009
    A couple of Danish gamers (Danishers), got the SWAT team called because they were playing a first person shooter too loud one night. Thankfully, they weren't rocking any Wiimote-gun mods. As far as we can make out from this report, two young men from Valby near Copenhagen wer... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2008
    And what an R/C tank it is too! The 6ft, 550lb beast is a 1/4 scale replica of a German King Tiger and operates via two 500-watt, 24 volt motors, capable of pulling a car. Complete with a 2ft gun and functional turret, the tank is clearly ready to destroy at its operator's co... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2008
    The Revenge CD from Fred is a CD packed with 20 of the most annoying sounds ever, from unhappy dog, to violin practice, to house party. The $7 CD even comes with a pair of earplugs, so you don't have to listen to the racket. Clever, but I can't help but think there are better... / Continue →
  • July 30, 2008
    The Votex Fountain doesn't shoot water out of a lion's mouth or pour from a bare-breasted woman's water jug, but it is expensive and comes with a lifetime tackiness guarantee. Basically, it's a giant acrylic cylinder with a pump that created a vortex in the center. Because I'... / Continue →
  • July 18, 2008
    This is a time-lapse video taken by NASA's EPOXI spacecraft from 31 million miles. It's pretty awe-inspiring. Halfway through the moon makes an appearance. You know, just to say what's up. In other lunar news: tonight's a full moon, so go check that shit out. But remembe... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2008
    This is the Shirtless Bandit. He likes chips and watching Netflix rentals -- but not his own. He just steals them from his neighbors. After having to file multiple Netflix movies as "lost in the mail" I began to get suspicious that there was more than just a careless mail... / Continue →
  • October 5, 2007
    The swoop is a new take on an old problem -- picking up dog shit. You attach one of the special elastic bags, and it's spring loaded mechanism grabs the crap and turns the bag inside out in one action. It costs $25 and the replacement bags are stupidly expensive. Almost ever... / Continue →
  • August 15, 2007
    Tired of shark fighting with no tunes? The iS2 brings the dream to life, allowing users to dive to unheard of depths (almost to the bottom of the deep end, 10 ft.) while your iPod shuffle remains safe and dry. The thing doesn't come with waterproof earphones though, so you're... / Continue →