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  • January 6, 2014
    An Australian man had to be lubed out of a top-loading washing machine with olive oil after getting stuck while hiding in it during a game of naked hide-and-seek with his girlfriend. Oh man, I f***ing LOVE naked hide-and-seek. ''He was very well wedged in there and we were co... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2013
    Because there's nothing more terrifying than getting scared with your loose pecker flopping around, Pennsylvania's "premier haunted scream park" Shocktoberfest will be offering nude tours of its haunted house this fall. Obviously, I will be attending every showing with a sock ... / Continue →
  • May 25, 2012
    Girl: OH -- I didn't see you there! This is my surprised yet smexy look. Guy: ...Did I remember to scrub between my buttcheeks for dingleberries? This is the Censorship Towel from Carmichael Collective (consider it my Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Towel Day post). It make... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2012
    Fantasy Maid Service of Lubbock, Texas (a nude/topless maid service) is drawing criticism because people are running out of things to complain about. Next up: Raisin Bran -- NO F***ING WAY THAT WAS TWO SCOOPS, MAN! For $100/hour ($150/hour for two ladies), homely looking maid... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2011
    Note: Picture unrelated but relevant to interests. So the registration of .xxx website domain names has begun with the initial rollout allowing celebrities and other existing websites to lay claim to the .xxx version of their name/site so smut peddlers can't later claim them a... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2011
    A suicidal naked man, obviously pissed he had no clean boxers, shot a SWAT robot with an AK-47 after it entered his home to check on him. Well you really can't blame him for that. Authorities said a man with several guns was suicidal and threatening authorities. Instead of ... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2011
    PUMPKIIIIIIIIINS! I've never actually been a big fan of Penthouse because I saw one of their magazines growing up and it was waaaaaaay too raunchy for me. Personally, I think some things (read: what a vagina looks like up close) are better left to the imagination. In my mind... / Continue →
  • November 24, 2010
    Looks perfectly normal to me. It was funny because Geekologie Reader Chris sent me a link to the actual Street View (HERE, currently unavailable) last week, but the image was already blurred so I had no clue what I was looking at. Then I stumble across this picture today and... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2010
    In 'those are definitely not the people I want to see naked riding a roller coaster' news, there was a new nude coastering record set over the weekend in Essex, England, during a fundraiser for breast cancer. Wow, just imagine all those penises and boobies (link NSFW) floppin'... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2010
    Note: I censor-barred the image (in case you couldn't tell) but you can hit the jump for a NSFW version of what the pasties actually look like if you want. Just don't come crying to me if your mom catches you and you end up grounded from the internet. Flying Pasties are 2-3mm... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because I'm a firm believer in never-nudity. This is a video of a fit looking mom playing the Rock Band drums butt-ass naked in front of her children. Now I'm not saying I'm gonna befriend these kids so I can come over and join the band, but th... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2010
    Because Avatar has effectively rendered 2-D obsolete, this month's Playboy will feature a 3-D centerfold. Just don't forget to take the glasses off before leaving your bedroom or we'll all know what you were doing in there! "What would people most like to see in 3-D?" asked P... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2010
    Sure it doesn't cover the front, but when God invented bikinis they didn't have fronts. Or tops. Just sayin' ladies -- be good Christians. Nerdgasm: The PSP... you're playing it wrong. [albotas]... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2010
    This is a little info-graphic explaining some of the numbers behind the pron industry. I say pron instead of p0rn0 in case your company is big-brothering you (God, how can you even function in such an oppressive environment?). No need to thank me, I know you'd do the same for... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2010
    Now I know what you're thinking, "What in the hell about this picture warrants a post on Geekologie?" And the answer to that, my friend, is everything. DON'T QUESTION ME! Look -- a cell phone! BOOM, relevance. Oh, and I think we can all agree: that's one lucky girl. Pictu... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2009
    I know what you're thinking, because I thought the same thing, "holy shit, Han Solo in Carbonite!", but no. These are images of people using a 3D scanner that will soon be utilized in airports across the country to ensure you don't have any explosive material in the back of yo... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2009
    That's right you little geeks, Adrianne Curry plays some butt-naked (and STONED) World of Warcraft. Did you hear that? That was 11.5 million WoW players crashing the Nazgrel server in an attempt to scout out her Level 33 Night Elf and steal it away from a Level 4 Brady. Adri... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2009
    Scary as hell, that's what. Like an adult-sized baby with a serious case of the wonk-eye. I don't think I'll never be able to look Mario straight in the face again. Like a friend who catches you staring at his package in the locker room after some racquetball. That said, h... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2009
    Whee, Marge Simpson is gonna be in the upcoming November issue of Playboy. Great, like I haven't already seen her naked a million times in those racy cartoon pop-ups that I got from that sketchy hentai porn site came pre-installed on my computer. Playboy said the cover and a ... / Continue →
  • August 21, 2009
    This is a teaser trailer for a video demonstrating whether or not the dissolving bikini I posted earlier actually works. SPOILER ALERT: It does. Except it's way freaking lame and the whole bikini doesn't actually dissolve, just a couple small bands holding it on. Go HERE to ... / Continue →