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  • August 14, 2014
    This is a shot of a bro (I wish I had his tan) so drunk he's making out with the Guy Fawkes mask on the back of a girl's head. Presumably she told him to close his eyes and kiss her. Or maybe he just thought she was really, really white. With a mustache. Either way you hav... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2013
    This is Redditor chrismusaf's friend's Bat-symbol mustache. It's not the first Bat-symbol mustache we've seen, but it IS the cleanest cut. Clearly this Batman wannabe knows his way around a razor. Around his apartment in the dark? Not so much (his toes look like little bloo... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2013
    This are both sides of some dude's beard featuring a raptor and apatosaurus facing off in battle. Or maybe just standing there making eyes at each other. Apparently the beard won some school's 'teacher beard growing competition', which, as far as prestige goes, is only one st... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2012
    Damn bro, you trying to kill me with a stare or what? Just kidding, I'm not scared because 1. Batman doesn't kill and 2. it's more than a little hard to take you seriously with that thing on you face. No word what Robin thinks of it, but Alfred had this to say: "Thank God his... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2012
    This is a Salvador Dali inspired Star Wars ribcage tattoo conceptualized and inked by DeviantARTist graynd. As you can see, it's got a drippy Jabba and Death Star in the style of the clocks from Dali's 'The Persistence of Memory', and stick-legged AT-AT and AT-ST from 'Les Elep... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2010
    Carstaches are the male counterpart to Carlashes: both are ridiculous and will be torn off your car in a matter of days. Hours if you live in a bad part of town. Minutes if you live where I do. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be surprised if somebody stabbed the mailman and ... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2010
    Proving it's not just the size of your fishstick (or hush-puppies) that attracts the opposite sex, scientists have discovered that male Mexican Mollies grow luscious mustaches (seen here practically making me beg for a ride) to attract the fish womens. Scientists were unsure w... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2010
    NOTE: This is only a small portion of the chart so click HERE for the whole thing. This is a chart used to determine how trustworthy a particular beard/mustache is. This is only a small portion of the tamer styles though, so you need to click the link above to see the whole t... / Continue →
  • November 20, 2009
    The Humunga Stache is a $12 piece of molded rubber. One side's a ball, and the other is giant freaking mustache. So when your dog bites the ball, guess what happens! (Hint: you take pictures and post them Facebook with clever captions). Add some low-cost laughs to your fre... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2009
    The $60 Mr. Moustache pillow is a pillow that comes with interchangeable mustaches for the dapper bastard on the front. They're made by Etsy seller salliyenglanddesign and are fun to kiss, even if your roommate is watching. Don't be jealous just cause I gotta man! The deligh... / Continue →
  • December 24, 2008
    No need to thank me folks, just spreading some holiday, um, nipple-stache. And remember, it's not too late to add "new eyes" to your last minute Christmas list. The nipple mustache [iosoup] Thanks to Kevin, who allegedly grew a crotch-stache for his senior prom.... / Continue →
  • October 27, 2008
    Lamborghini, for some unknown reason, gave the Italian State Police a ridiculously policed-out 560hp 5.2-liter V10 Gallardo. I suspect it has something to do with not uncovering their illegal business practices, but that's purely my own speculation (and 100% fact). I'm not su... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2008
    So Jenny, The Bloggess, got a box in the mail from LEGO to celebrate their anniversary or a new line or something. But when she opened the box and pieced together the parts they formed....an army of trannies! Despite a plethora of the pink dress tops and female haircuts, not ... / Continue →