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  • August 7, 2014
    What the -- are you blowing a seagull?! This is the $135 Facial Fitness Pao from Japan. It allegedly firms and tightens your face. I've got the feeling it doesn't work that well. Plus for some reason famed Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo is the spokesperson. Pfft, ... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2014
    This is a huge series (there's almost 30 more after the jump) of superhero, television, movie and video game inspired workouts designed by fitness blogger Neila Rey. There's something for everyone, she's got Game of Thrones, Avengers, Minecraft, Assassin's Creed, Aquaman, Wolv... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2014
    This is a side-by-side comparison of a 31-year old Hugh Jackman in X-Men (2000) vs a 44-year old Hugh Jackman in The Wolverine (2013). Clearly somebody has been hitting the gym app in the Danger Room. Or steroids. I'm kidding, when I close my eyes and imagine Hugh's penis an... / Continue →
  • November 8, 2013
    This is a video of Ahmed "Iron Monkey" Kerigo performing a 4.5-foot flying push up. For a while there I didn't think he was going to make it. I know I wouldn't have. I would have gone face down, probably cracked some ribs, maybe lost a couple teeth. Definitely wouldn't have... / Continue →
  • October 24, 2013
    Because eating right and exercise are for people with self-discipline and a lot of guys aren't into that shit, Funkybod is selling these fake muscle tops to wear under another shirt and make you appear more muscular than you actually are. Unfortunately, they only work when you... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2013
    Like having a super shitty gym right in your living room! Because who has the time to work out and watch their favorite soap operas separately, this is the $1,400 ChairMaster, a recliner that has enough exercise equipment tucked inside to do 50 different exercises. Granted yo... / Continue →
  • December 14, 2012
    Nice shoes brobro, you see those at the store and fall in love with them? See -- LOL. This is Kenshiro. Kenshiro is a robot with a human skeleton and muscles. I'm not sure WHOSE skeleton and muscles, but you better believe I'm unchecking the organ donor box on my driver's l... / Continue →
  • October 16, 2012
    This is a video of a dude solving a Rubik's cube in 25-seconds while doing one-armed pushups. Impressive, but I just got finished solving a Rubik's cube in 15-seconds doing NO-ARMED pushups. "Are no-armed pushups when you just lay there?" YEP. "And did you actually solve th... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2012
    Seen here sporting the hair braids he got during spring break, He-Man prepares to battle Skeletor's forces with nothing but a sword and brute sexuality. The 1:4 scale sculpture was built from scratch by DeviantARTist EdgePang (aka EJ Pang) and is fairly accurate representation... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2012
    Girl, I never thought I'd say this but I think you're showing TOO MUCH chest. Because their muscle leggings were such a cash cow, Black Milk Clothing has decided to release a $90 swimsuit version just in time for fall (Black Milk is an Australian company so it's actually only ... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2012
    Inb4 break a leg, getting a leg up, vagina muscles look terrifying, my girl dog lifts her leg to pee on trees like a guy dog, etc, etc. Black Milk, best known for being entirely unsafe to drink, is back at the crazy leggings/bathing suit game, this time with a pair of leggings... / Continue →
  • January 10, 2012
    Because the internet is full of perverts, here's a picture of the Vade by DeviantARTist Ornia posing in his little egg thingy meditation chamber sans armor. He...is surprisingly good looking. Those burns actually healed pretty nicely. Still, he's not the whole package. Reme... / Continue →
  • May 12, 2011
    The Mt EverClimb (I see what you did there and I'm not impressed) Continuous Climbing Rope is exactly what it sounds like: an exercise climbing rope with no end. How do you know when you're done? When your hand gets sucked up into the machine and mangled. The piece of shit g... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2011
    The Ab-hancer is an (fl)ab-enhancing product from the same a-holes who brought us the Ass-istant and Tricep-tional fat-shapers (I'm grasping at straws here folks. Literally -- I'm drunk and there's like five of them in this giant green cocktail). I'm not even sure this is a r... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2010
    Eat a cheeseburger! More like Google Booty, amirite?! Get it? Because everybody always goes straight for the butt! No? Just me? Liars. The Body Browser is a 3D model of the human anatomy that includes various layers, such as the circulatory and nervous systems and the sk... / Continue →
  • December 6, 2010
    You know what sucks about spending 9-5 at a desk? You can't work out. Well that, and absolutely everything else that prevents you from sleeping in and playing video games all day. But hey -- at least now we've got the exercise thing covered. Enter the $600 GymGym Exercise Ch... / Continue →
  • October 5, 2010
    DAMN RAMBO PUT AWAY THE GUNS AMIRITE?! No, even you could take that guy. Anyway, a $10 shotglass bandolier. Wait -- only $10? HOW CAN THEY SELL THEM SO LOW?! You gotta fight, for your right, TO PARTY!!!! So strap on this 36-shot-glass bandolier for a guaranteed good time. ... / Continue →
  • April 17, 2010
    NOTE: Immensely homoerotic commercial is after the jump. I've been watching it on repeat. Remember the Shake Weight, the only piece of exercise equipment than can guarantee you'll be able to milk a bull 4x faster with only six minutes of use a day? Well originally it was only ... / Continue →
  • April 5, 2010
    So I don't know if you knew this or not but I threw an Easter bash yesterday that would have made the Apostles proud. Provided the Apostles would be cool with me passing out in my closet at 7:30 with an apartment full of people. Long story short: I'm blogging from the bathroo... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2010
    You are SOOO into this. And so am I. IMPALE ME! Youtube (with a whole bunch more!) Thanks to Uncle_FUJ, who's burning his grandmother's wardrobe even as we speak. Smart thinking.... / Continue →