Results for "mouth"
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These are the mouth and ear candles made and sold by Etsy shop uncannyartshop. They cost $18 apiece and come in 15 different scents. Sadly, burning flesh isn't one of them. The ear one kind of reminds me of Sloth from the Goonies. HEY YOU GUYS! Who else was jealous of Slot... / Continue →
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This is the Moyee Monster Chair created by designer Jason Goh. It's based on a lie his grandmother use to tell him to get him to stop playing with his food. Ha -- being lied to by your family: it's inspirational. ...when designer Jason Goh would play with his food as a child... / Continue →
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Two teeth-related posts in a row -- what are the chances?! Plus if you count the burn-healing oral strips article, that makes THREE mouth posts in 24 hours. The American Dental Association should give me an honorary membership! "Settle for a sticker and toothbrush?" DONE. ... / Continue →
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Seen here trying to swallow a dildo, the t-rex allegedly had the strongest bite of any species in the history of earth. Me? I had the strongest underbite until I got braces. "HAHA -- brace face!" That was a long time ago, I don't have them anymore. "Then what's that?" IT'... / Continue →
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This is the (epic?) lightsaber battle between Obi Okeydokey, Qui Jong Ill and Darth Maurader or whatever from 'Star Wars: Episode One' with all the sound effects replaced with a dude (the same one who did 'The Matrix' one) making them with his mouth, aka "an acapella multitrac... / Continue →
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SHAVE THAT NECK HAIR I CAN'T STOP STARING AT IT. Japanese beauty product manufacturers, thoroughly convinced people actually believe something that jiggles can tone and tighten muscles, are back at it, this time with the 'Facial Lift At Once'. WTF is a Facial Lift At Once? I... / Continue →
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All the rage in the GW is enough to destroy half a continent. LED teeth attachments: they glow when you smile and can change colors. Plus they make an electric "buzz" whenever they light up. Alternatively, chew on a glowstick. Which I've actually done before when I was roll... / Continue →
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First panda lips, now Pikachu. What's next? SPOILER: GW working overtime to blast off this planet. Now I know what you're thinking, but no, she won't shock your balls off. And not just because no girl in her right mind (which none are, amirite?!!!!!!11) would ever even CONS... / Continue →
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Knives that never dull: I could stab you forever. I would too is the thing. They say stabbing is typically a crime of passion, and if I'm anything, it's an alcoholic passionate. My lovemakin's off the charts, just sayin'. After literally decades of research, scientists have... / Continue →
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I hate myself for even using a term like bling bling, ding-a-ling, but I assure you I'll take it out on my liver here in just a little bit. But before the ritualistic alcohol abuse begins, here's a $60K iPhone case made out of t-rex teeth and meteors. Ironic, don't you think?... / Continue →
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Nintendogs is a Nintendo DS game intended for children whose parents won't get them a real dog. Unfortunately, the game is NOT intended for children who have friends who have real dogs that will bite your lip off if they hear your DS barking. And you wonder why I'm afraid to ... / Continue →
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Chris Haines (not to be confused with pedo-buster Chris Hansen) designed this 'Turn Me On' power switch. It turns lights on and off not by the flick of a finger, but by the blow of an ear. How erotic! Now I know what you're thinking, "but GW -- wouldn't it be easier to find ... / Continue →
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Because it is my birthday and I'm itching to get my ass to the tiki bar so I can get this party started promptly at 4 when they open, this is an animated gif of a lady drinking magic tea and turning into Laser Blaster Face, hands down the sexiest of all superheroines. God, jus... / Continue →
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IMAGE REMOVED Note: This is only a small portion of the graphic, click HERE to see the whole thing in all its toothy glory. Well, with Discovery Channel's Shark Week over it's another 51 weeks of depression until I'm back to fantasizing about dying in the jaws of a giant shark ... / Continue →
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This is an artist's rendition (INVENT A TIME MACHINE ALREADY, GOD!) of Leviathan melvillei, a 12-million year old sperm whale that used to snack on other whales thanks to it's powerful jaws and foot-long teeth. ZOMG -- imagine the damage you could do at In-N-Out with those thi... / Continue →
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Stand-up toothbrushes are toothbrushes with an integrated Weeble Wobble (read: weighted base) at one end so they always stand up and don't collect shit particulate laying on the bathroom sink (oh it's there -- you can't see it but it's there). Take one look at this brilliant d... / Continue →
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You know how they say eyes are the windows to the soul? Well apparently a Pyrex plug is the window to your teeth and gums. Who knew? ...presumably refraction of transmitted light explains the visualization of both top and bottom teeth through the plug. Oh really? Well p... / Continue →
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This is a Piranha Plant scarf made by craftster user enemyairship. Careful wearing one though, it might nip at your genitals! Here's another Mario related project of mine...actually I just noticed that the only projects I've posted here are Mario inspired! I saw a project ... / Continue →
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What do you get when you cross Cheetos lip balm and bacon flavored lube? A BACON-CHEESE ORGY TO REMEMBER, AM I RIGHT? God, I sure hope I'm not. You people are freaks. Anyway, bacon lip balm is exactly what it sounds like: bacon flavored lip balm from the porky purveyors ove... / Continue →
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Kooky-Chew Human Dog Food is actually 2 1/2 ounces of crunchy cookie bits for humans, but made to look like dog kibble. I want some. Plus, each bowl comes with a candy bone, and who doesn't like candy? Or ice cream? GOD, THIS WASN'T EVEN ABOUT ICE CREAM BUT NOW I WANT SOME!... / Continue →
