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Dynamite, STAT!: A Robotic Dental Patient

Seen here beckoning your wiener to an untimely dismemberment, robotic dental patient Showa Hanako 2 (Showa Hanako 1 here) opens wide for the camera. Now quick --...
July 1, 2011

Guy's Zoidberg Impression Gets Nose Broken

Probably should've practiced in the mirror longer. A 22-year old who was impersonating Professor Zoidberg from Futurama got his nose broken and teeth chipped after being punched...
March 1, 2011

Not Kosher: Bacon-Flavored Toothpaste

All my teeth have already rotted out because I pass out drunk on the floor somewhere between the kitchen and living room every night without brushing, but...
February 11, 2011

Willy Wonka '3-Course Meal' Gum A Reality?

Remember the scene (that I so lovingly screencapped) from Willy Wonka where Wonka shows those ungrateful little turds the gum that has a three-course meal packed inside?...
October 11, 2010

Dangerous Games: Beware Of Nintendogs DS

Nintendogs is a Nintendo DS game intended for children whose parents won't get them a real dog. Unfortunately, the game is NOT intended for children who have...
September 29, 2010

Wii Game With Stuffed Animal Peripheral

Wiiwaa is a new Wii game that comes with a stuffed animal peripheral. Basically you put a Wiimote (NOT YOUR PENIS) in its mouth and then dry...
December 30, 2009