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  • October 1, 2013
    This is the Blizzident toothbrush. It's a toothbrush that's 3-D printed from a mold of your mouth and can allegedly clean your teeth with the effectiveness of three minutes of traditional brushing in just six seconds. And how are you going to spend the 2 minutes and 56-second... / Continue →
  • February 26, 2013
    Because eyes are the windows to the soul but the mouth is where I put all the tacos and Fruit Roll-Ups, Swedish makeup pro Sandra Holmbom decided to combine the two and paint this eyeball on her lips. My cat actually licked my eyeball once, I thought it was going to shrivel u... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2012
    Damn bro, now make one for busted-ass eyes. Because people won't stop eating and drinking things that burn their mouths, scientists have created a dissolvable oral strip that can be applied directly to the burn, "providing instant relief and promoting healing." Healing -- heal... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2012
    Remember the first set of Game of Thrones pizzas? Well the same guys who made those celebrated the season finale with another set of deadly deliciousness, this time creating the Bolton, Stannis Baratheon, Greyjoy and Tyrell sigils. God, I just wanna stack them all in a big pi... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2012
    This is the Tongue Drive System developed by researchers at Georgia Tech. Using a tongue piercing with a magnetic tip and retainer with magnetic sensors, the device is able to track tongue movement, which is then translated into on-screen action. *trying to tongue a piece of ... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2011
    Because Japan is literally millennia ahead in the realm of WTF'ery, dentists in the country are now offering 'Yaeba' cosmetic treatments, a dental procedure that makes a girl's teeth appear wonky and (obviously) more desirable. But how do they feel about lazy eyes? Yaeba mean... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2011
    This is an impressive set (unlike that piece of shit Blu-Ray trilogy coming out amirite?!) of Youtuber Timeyodie performing the voices of 34 different characters from the Star Wars universe and making some of the funniest faces I've ever seen. Every time I wanted to slap him o... / Continue →
  • July 11, 2011
    This is the (epic?) lightsaber battle between Obi Okeydokey, Qui Jong Ill and Darth Maurader or whatever from 'Star Wars: Episode One' with all the sound effects replaced with a dude (the same one who did 'The Matrix' one) making them with his mouth, aka "an acapella multitrac... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2011
    This is The Matrix 'lobby scene' with the music and sound effects replaced with those made by some guy's mouth and a multi-track recording. It's...something. Something that made me make a strange face while I was watching it. Get it?! I was air-fellating, it was weird! Hit... / Continue →
  • May 12, 2011
    SHAVE THAT NECK HAIR I CAN'T STOP STARING AT IT. Japanese beauty product manufacturers, thoroughly convinced people actually believe something that jiggles can tone and tighten muscles, are back at it, this time with the 'Facial Lift At Once'. WTF is a Facial Lift At Once? I... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2011
    There's a new fad sweeping the nation, and, sadly, it's not women going topless. Nope -- it's monkeytail beards. Monkeytail beards (NOT BEARS) start at one ear and then wrap around your chin and mouth to make it look like you just finished picking the ticks off a monkey's nut... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2011
    Awh snap son -- is that peridot? August birthdays FTW! A New Orleans man was accidentally shot in the mouth (I suspect a pistol-whip gone wrong) by his brother after smoking his weed without asking (which, admittedly, is a pistol-whip worthy offense), but the bullet ricochete... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2011
    All my teeth have already rotted out because I pass out drunk on the floor somewhere between the kitchen and living room every night without brushing, but that's just part of what makes me so dreamy. Plus I save like $6 a year on floss! But for those of you who still have mol... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2011
    Boobs: they make everything better. Moobs: not so much. Still, I would touch one if I had my eyes closed and dude had the decency to shave his nipple hair. What? I'M NATURALLY CURIOUS. Enter the most progressive dentistry practice in the world: Dr. Marie Catherine Klark... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2011
    All the rage in the GW is enough to destroy half a continent. LED teeth attachments: they glow when you smile and can change colors. Plus they make an electric "buzz" whenever they light up. Alternatively, chew on a glowstick. Which I've actually done before when I was roll... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2011
    First panda lips, now Pikachu. What's next? SPOILER: GW working overtime to blast off this planet. Now I know what you're thinking, but no, she won't shock your balls off. And not just because no girl in her right mind (which none are, amirite?!!!!!!11) would ever even CONS... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2010
    Remember the scene (that I so lovingly screencapped) from Willy Wonka where Wonka shows those ungrateful little turds the gum that has a three-course meal packed inside? Well apparently a non-nutritive version of the gum is on it's way. Damn girl, your breath be kickin'. *s... / Continue →
  • August 24, 2010
    Bacon that cooks in a toaster: genius. Bacon that cooks in a trashcan: gross. But all in all still a pretty good idea. Reddi-Bacon (1964) was precooked and there was very little extra fat involved when the foil packets were heated. However, there was occasional slight leakin... / Continue →
  • July 19, 2010
    Cereal: it's the most important meal of the day. And apparently they're giving away these collectible Star Wars cereal boxes at Star Wars Celebration V in Orlando, Florida, August 12th - 15th. Anybody else notice something special about those dates? The 12th is my birthday! ... / Continue →
  • July 19, 2010
    Sure magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) technology works well on the human body, but what about fruits? Why don't we just ask you?! Get it? I'm calling you a fruitcake. Your ass making a terrible Christmas gift aside, Inside insides is a blog dedicated to the food MRI's. Bas... / Continue →