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  • April 21, 2014
    Note: Closeups of the beast after the jump. This is an image from the satellite used for Apple's Maps app of what some crazy people are calling the Loch Ness Monster. The photo would make her about 100-feet in length. Is it really her? That's for you to decide. Jk jk, that... / Continue →
  • February 21, 2014
    This is the found object Cthulhu lamp sculpture crafted by French Canadian artist Karl Dupere-Richer. What a beautifully assembled pile of garbage. Want to bake your own Cthulhu? The ingredients!: ...one PVC patio chair, 14 chair feet, one flowerpot, one umbrella base, two... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2013
    This is the Cthulhu inspired Christmas dinner made by Texan Rusty Eulberg and his wife. It consists of a bacon layered turkey (although way more bacon definitely wouldn't hurt anything) with crab legs underneath and a couple octopus tentacles poking out of its ass. Would you ... / Continue →
  • January 10, 2013
    This is a small gallery of Star Wars creature taxidermied head mounts. They're all just mediocre Photoshop jobs though, they're not real. Of course, for the right amount of money I'm sure somebody would be more than happy to make them real for you. Me -- I'm talking about me... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2011
    From the same makers as the live-action Pokemon movie trailer comes this 1:00 Pokémon PSA about the cruelty of Poké-fights. THAT SHIT'S NOT CASH. Pokémons are animals too, you know. No, no they're not. They're monsters and in medieval times would've been trapped and burn... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2011
    This is a live-action remake of the Pokemon intro (NOT Ninja Turtles) frame-by-frame created by a couple kids with a budget I'd describe as "nonexistent" and video-making skills as "negative". Still, I know what you're thinking, "Who cares? I just wanna see if Misty's hot!" A... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2011
    Snorlax, first a beanbag chair, now a dress. I swear, what will you Pokéfans think of next? Please say poseable action figures, please say poseable action figures! "Pokéball anal beads". GAAAAAAAAAHHH!! I must have them anyway. This is a Snorlax dress made by Etsy selle... / Continue →
  • November 1, 2010
    Takeshi Shudo, head writer of the original Pokémon anime series, has passed away. He was 61 years young and friends with tons of little monsters, who will all miss him dearly. Takeshi Shudo is also credited as the sole writer for the first three Pokemon movies, as well as m... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2010
    Remember the 30-seconds of cellphone footage from the fan-made Pokemon trailer? Well here's the whole three minute video (available in HD!). Now I'm not a guy who normally cries at movies, but watching Pikachu get beat up did make my eyes water a bit. Just kidding, I was huf... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2010
    Note: There are 156 new species. Obviously, this isn't all of them. Hit the jump to see the entire graphic. Plus bonus video! As many of you probably know, I'm not allowed to play Pokemons anymore on account of them making me worship earth spirits and set my grandparents' h... / Continue →
  • September 15, 2010
    This is an allegedly screener footage from a "dark and gritty" live-action Pokemon movie that surprisingly has a lot of guns in it. I have no idea if it's real or not, so I'm just gonna copy/paste the email sent to Shogungamer and let you decide for yourself. You're a big boy... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2010
    Ever wonder what the lovechild of two different Pokemons would look like? Me neither, I'm too busy brainstorming the world's hunger problem. My Mother Teresa-ness aside, Pokemon Fusion allows you to morph two Pokemons together to see what their offspring might look like. Bas... / Continue →
  • August 23, 2010
    This is a little gallery of make-believe Facebook updates made by Pokémon monsters. Or maybe they're real, I don't know. Just because you've never seen a Pokémon in real life doesn't mean they don't exist, amirite? No, I'm not. Otherwise we'd all believe in leprechauns de... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2010
    Note: Full-res version HERE. With faces like that you lil monsters can't really blame your parents for abandoning you. Just sayin', one time I saw a cat abandon one of its kittens and that thing was cute as shit. I'm talking adorable. I'm not even a crying man but I shed di... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2010
    Note: This is only a lil taste of the chart, hit the jump for the whole thing. This is an informational graphic all about the Pokémon franchise. I learned a lot reading it, but mostly that reading makes my eyes hurt. Also, I'm getting tired of informational graphics. "But... / Continue →
  • August 2, 2010
    This is 'The Birds and the Beedrills', a Pokémon themed rap song that uses 151 monsters as sexual euphemisms. It's actually surprisingly good and jam-packed with meaningful lyrics. Provided, "playing with those Jigglypuffs, trying Veno-nat to Squirtle" is meaningful. Which,... / Continue →
  • July 20, 2010
    These are a couple of Pokémon battle scenes IRL as imagined by Flickr user alecks(zander)kwin. Oh -- and IRL stands for 'In Real Life' if today's your first day on the internet or you're a parent reading this over your child's shoulder. Which -- they're already having sex! ... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2010
    Note: This version is so small you can't even find Waldo. Click HERE to see the thing in full-resolution. This is a family portrait of all the Pokemon monsters. I know they're all there because I took the time to count every single one. If you don't believe me you can take ... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2010
    NOTE: There's no way you can read that chart without straining your eyes, I don't care matter how many carrots you've eaten and/or pleasured yourself with and put back in the crisper drawer. Click HERE to see the whole thing. This is a chart explaining the science behind vari... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2010
    NOTE: Full-res shot HERE if you're man enough. I was not. This is what a bunch of Pokémon characters would look like if they weren't designed to appear all friendly and lovable to children. Well I've got news for you, kiddies: REAL MONSTERS AREN'T CUTE. Real monsters are ... / Continue →