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  • September 24, 2013
    Remember the scene in 'Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom' when Indy goes to meet the Maharaja at his palace and they have that fancy dinner of baby snakes and beetles and eyeball soup and chilled monkey brain for dessert? Well this is a cake made by Instructable user Bubble... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2012
    This is Cercopithecus lomamiensis, a new species of monkey discovered in Africa (one of only two new species discovered in the past 26 years). It has a creepy, human-like face and a bright blue ass. Kind of like a Na'vi. There's a worthwhile shot of one's ass and balls after... / Continue →
  • September 20, 2012
    This is a video of a robotic monkey mounted to a shopping cart that cries and sprays water everywhere and makes what can only be described as the worst sound you'll hear all day. You know, there should be laws against stuff like this. If I'm not allowed to pee on the sidewalk ... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2012
    This is Kenichi Ito, a man who's spent the last eight and a half years of his life walking around his Tokyo suburb like a monkey. Now I'm no chiropractic psychic, but I do see some serious back pain in Kenichi's future. Why's he do it? Maybe this will shed some depressing l... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2011
    There's a new fad sweeping the nation, and, sadly, it's not women going topless. Nope -- it's monkeytail beards. Monkeytail beards (NOT BEARS) start at one ear and then wrap around your chin and mouth to make it look like you just finished picking the ticks off a monkey's nut... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2011
    Seen here prepping for a hot date, a male capuchin monkey who washes in his own urine is more likely to drive the lady-monkeys wild and, ultimately, get to show them his banana. HAVE SEEN, GOOD ON KONG DONGS THANK YOU. A number of New World monkey species, including mantled h... / Continue →
  • February 9, 2011
    Remember the time we went to that Japanese restaurant with a monkey waiter? Ha, how could you forget -- he wouldn't stop throwing turds at us the entire dinner service! I Yelped about it. Well now the restaurant's proprietors have added a creepy female mask, wig and schoolgi... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2010
    This is a giant passed-out monkey sculpture made out of flip-flops in São Paulo, Brazil, to celebrate Pixel Show, an international art and design conference. Because if there are two things that go hand in hand in this world, it's drunk monkeys and art. Don't believe me? Ho... / Continue →
  • October 27, 2010
    Seen here looking like the unholy lovechild of Michael and Bubbles, scientists recently discovered a new species of monkey hiding out in the forests of Burma. Wow, that's a face not even a mother could love. Or -- OR -- be faulted for abandoning by a log. No wonder they're a... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2010
    Looking for a new game to play to determine who gets to ride shotgun/pay the bar tab/go for the ugly girl? Well move over, paper-rock-scissors, there's a new hand gesture based game in town! Enter Monkey-Pirate-Robot-Ninja-Zombie. What, no Vampire?! Monkey * Monkey... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2010
    Note: Slightly larger shot HERE in case you want to plan a vacation or something. This is a 3-D map of the neural connections in an owl-monkey's brain. Now I don't wanna jump to any conclusions, but I suspect it leads to buried treasure. Keep your eyes peeled for booby traps... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2010
    Gorilla glasses make it appear as if you aren't really looking at what you're looking at (unless you're trying to see your own brain), so gorillas won't kick your ass for making eye contact. They also work for staring at boobs (wear them over x-ray specs). The Rotterdam Zoo ... / Continue →
  • February 5, 2010
    Somebody went and made it look as if the iconic Statue of Liberty scene in Planet of the Apes appears in Google Maps (larger version HERE). Cute. Fun fact: did you know a time-traveling simian from Planet of the Apes is responsible for AIDS? It's true or my name isn't Dick D... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2009
    This is a video of the oldschool classic Rampage in real life, brought to you by the same angry bald man that produced the real life Paperboy (but not the movie). I chuckled. But I did NOT upchuck, even though I did two nights ago. That was the night I walked into the restro... / Continue →
  • October 2, 2009
    Scientists believe they're one step closer to human evolution's "missing link" with the discovery of new skeletal remains in Ethiopia. Humanity has a new older sister. A fossilized skeleton of Ardipithecus ramidus or "Ardi" predates Lucy by over a million years. The discover... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2009
    Guys, I know I said I'd have the haiku graded by last night, but I still have 200 to go. Then, I have to choose 4 out of the top 100 I've pulled aside. I WILL DO IT TONIGHT, I PRETTY PRETTY PROMISE. That said, some jackass is speeding around Phoenix, AZ wearing a monkey mask... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2009
    The Banana Cellfoam is a $10 piece of foam rubber that molds around your mobile phone, making it appear as though you're taking calls with a banana. Which I think we can all agree is pretty genius. Plus, you can turn your phone on vibrate and tell a friend to call for an inst... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2009
    This is a little stop motion Donkey Kong movie. It's cute. Not as cute as my socks though, but they have little ducks on them. Now rub my feet. Uh-oh -- QUACK ATTACK! Youtube Thanks to Heather, who makes me work for my tips. On the corner. All hours of the night.... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2009
    Well scientists have already created glowing dogs and cats, so it was only a matter of time before somebody did a monkey. Nice, guy, thanks for the AIDS. Though primates that make a glowing protein have been created before, these are the first to keep the change in their bloo... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2009
    In an experiment that helps prove some birds are smarter than they'd look in the bottom of a KFC bucket, a British rook was able to make a tool (hook) in order to accomplish a task (score worms). Allegedly, this puts them on par with monkeys and toddlers. But I haven't seen a... / Continue →