money can't buy class

I Can And Will Rob You: The Diamond iPad

You know what's classier than a diamond-studded iPad? Everything. Including Bedazzled jean jackets. But don't let that stop you from pissing away $20K on something I'll snatch...
March 15, 2010

YOU GOT NO CLASS!: Chrome Hummer H2

Put your hand down your pants. Now feel around. Realistically, how many of your penises would it take to fill a hotdog bun? Four or more you...
March 8, 2010

No, Absolutely Not: These $263,000 Speakers

We've seen our fair share of ridiculously expensive speakers here on Geekologie, but nothing as scrapyard-fresh looking as these $263,000 Fabio Ognibeni Opere Sonore's. Admittedly, they do...
December 2, 2009

No, Wrong, No: $32,000 Golden Computers

I don't care if a computer can run a real-time simulation of the Big Bang while playing Crysis at the highest settings and rendering a HD home...
August 9, 2009

Golden: ZOMG, WTF Are Those Things?!

Impressive, but mine drag on the pavement. Loose In DC Tonight: The Mother of All Truck Nutz [wonkette] Thanks to Spoonman, who may or may not want...
June 14, 2009