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  • June 14, 2016
    This is the 2,000 year old, 22-pound chunk of 'bog butter' that scientists recently discovered in Ireland. Or it could be a dinosaur turd, you can never rule that out when something that looks so much like a giant piece of shit. I'm on the edge of my seat, somebody just lick ... / Continue →
  • June 14, 2016
    This is a recipe from Tastemade for how to make octopus shaped pancake weenie nuggets. They're basically mini corn dogs that look like octopuses but made with pancake batter instead of cornmeal batter. Because if there's one way to get a kid to eat something, it's to make it ... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2016
    This is a video of a Korean bomb pizza, a pizza hidden in a giant dough bubble which is doused in oil and set on fire at the table. Then the bubble is removed with a pair of scissors and the pizza cut into slices. I'm pretty sure the fire is more for show than actual cooking... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2016
    This is the Edible Spoon Maker, a real coming-soon product. You just use the included spoon-shaped cookie cutter to cut the dough of your choice, put it in the molds, and 3 to 4 minutes later, BAM -- edible spoons. What kind of dough would you use? I'm gonna go with Play-Doh... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2013
    This is Christmas Tinner, a (presumably fake) Christmas dinner in a can from UK based video game retailer GAME (previously: this 12-course meal in a can). They have the product on their site like you can buy it, but it says they're sold out and to 'Check Back Christmas 2014'. ... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2013
    Note: Much larger version HERE in case you want to lick your screen to see if you can taste them. SPOILER: I couldn't, but don't let that stop you from trying. This is Fantastical Fictive Beers, a poster available from Pop Chart Labs depicting 71 fictional brews from differen... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2013
    This is a series of frozen Pokemon cocktails mixed by Tumblr-er Meow Purr Nom. They were inspired by Eevee and the eight different Pokemon it can evolve into. Personally, I'm feeling the Umbreon and Leafeons, but if you're buying I'll drink anything including wine coolers and... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2013
    This is a shot from the Uwajimaya supermarket in Seattle that's selling Mega Man shaped ground meat. That's a pork Cut Man on the left and a ground beef Mega Man on the right. Clearly somebody in the butcher's shop has some serious skills. So serious I'm surprised they weren... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2012
    This is the Millennium Falcon gingerbread house ship on display at the Inn at Laurel Point as part of Canada's National Gingerbread Showcase 2012. It was made entirely out of edible ingredients, which is reassuring because I just ate the whole thing when nobody was looking. W... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2012
    In what will undoubtedly become the story of the year, some genius has gone and created a tutorial on how to make your own Lucky Charms marshmallows (marbits). That's right, ladies and gentlemen -- no more sifting through box after box trying to separate the marshmallows from ... / Continue →
  • September 1, 2011
    That's right folks, it's officially Girl Scout Cookie season! And you know what that means don't you? If you guessed, "The Geekologie Writer is gonna awkwardly approach a table of young girls outside the grocery store and ask 'how much for everything except for the shitty low... / Continue →