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  • September 11, 2014
    Not to be outdone by European fast food chain Quick's Darth Vader themed black-bun burger, Burger King Japan has just announced a burger with black buns, black sauce and black CHEESE. Apparently the patty contains black pepper, the buns and cheese are blackened with bamboo cha... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2014
    This is the scale replica R2-D2 cake (previously: this hologram emitting one) created by the folks at Cakes Cove. They make custom cakes for weddings and parties. R2-D2's main body is all cake too -- no rice crispies or anything. Did you know the species of swamp monster tha... / Continue →
  • April 18, 2014
    If a pizza and spaghetti had sex their baby would be lasagna. What? It's important to think about these things. If some dude and spaghetti had sex, the spaghetti would not get pregnant, and hopefully the pervert burns his pecker in the marinara and learns his lesson (go for ... / Continue →
  • September 5, 2013
    Meet Birra Spalmabile, a beer-flavored spread from Italy. The booze jam comes in two flavors, Omid Dark and Greta Blonde, and each jar packs 40% beer. I tried to do some more research to see if they were actually alcoholic or not (which they should be considering BEER), but I... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2013
    This is a brief video from Domino's of an octocopter delivering two pizzas to a man in England. Allegedly it really happened, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was all staged like the moon landing or that "Mars rover" NASA is driving around the New Mexico desert. The drone in... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2013
    Cow Wow Cereal Milk is a line of milk that tastes like it's already had cereal marinating in it. They come in six different flavors representing six different kinds of cereal, including: Chocolate Chip Cathy, Fruity Trudy, Honey Beatrice, Cinny Minny, Peanut Butter Bessie, and... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2012
    Remember the first set of Game of Thrones pizzas? Well the same guys who made those celebrated the season finale with another set of deadly deliciousness, this time creating the Bolton, Stannis Baratheon, Greyjoy and Tyrell sigils. God, I just wanna stack them all in a big pi... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2012
    This is Thor, a 16-year old single malt scotch whiskey from distillery Highland Park (best known for getting me really drunk that one time). It costs $245 and has nothing to do with The Avengers. Fun fact: Did you know the origin of 'Thursday' comes from the Old English 'Þūnr... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2012
    With Cinco de Mayo right around the corner, what better way to celebrate that making a batch of piñata cookies (links to recipe tutorial) with a pocket of candy on the inside? "I dunno, polishing off a bottle of tequila, then smashing open a real piñata with even MORE tequila ... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2012
    Sriracha: it's hot and it makes your mouth feel good. "Better than firecrackers?" WAY better than firecrackers. Plus it goes great on anything, including (and I really hope you try this), a lover's genitals. Anyway, lollipop maker Lollyphile is back with some new flavors in... / Continue →
  • April 5, 2012
    Japanese brewer Kirin has just introduced Ichiban Shibori Frozen Draft, a brew with a soft-serve dollop of frozen beer foam on top to keep all the liquid below nice and cool. The machine responsible, which will be released in Japan next month, works by frothing a mixture of be... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2012
    This is the most impressive rainbow pegacorn cake you've ever seen. No arguing, it just is. And if you think it isn't that's only because you're remembering the other one you've seen all wrong. That wasn't even a pegacorn, it was a My Little Pony and it was just a toy on top... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2012
    This is Tallgrass Brewing Company's 8-Bit Pale Ale. What's it have to do with video games besides the name and can design? ZERO. How many am I going to drink? Millions. Just like those classic video games we all grew up with, 8-Bit Pale Ale is spectacularly simple at first... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2012
    Haaaaappy Pi Day! To think, in just three years we'll be celebrating a very SPECIAL Pi Day because it'll be 3.14.15. And then we'll all go buck-wild at 9:26 because it'll be 3.14.15 9:26!! I can hardly wait. Yes, yes I can. I could wait three lifetimes and then not care if... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2012
    "OMG OMG -- red velvet!" Remember Sprinkles' 24-hour cupcake ATM? Well now there's a video demo of the thing in action. Apparently the machine is packed with over 600 cupcakes and has a robotic arm that selects the proper box -- all while you watch from a video monitor! Not... / Continue →
  • February 29, 2012
    Takara Tomy's Gurefuru Chuchu juicer makes juice in any citrus fruit by churning the guts inside into a drinkable slurry. Mmmm, fresh orange brains. "That's a tomato, dummy." Making fun of the colorblind -- REAL F***ING COOL BRO. Just take the Gurefuru Chuchu, use the "leaf... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2012
    Wanna make your own unicorn poop cookies? WELL YOU ARE IN LUCK MY DISGUSTING FRIEND, because Instructable user Kristylynn84 has just the recipe for you! You're gonna be shitting magic! Jk jk, diarrhea, but who cares -- you tasted the rainbow. Me? I tasted a cow patty beca... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2011
    Fish, long thought to make terrible tradesmen (but delicious sticks), can apparently use tools. Rocks are tools, right? "URG!" ...Thanks for your input, Grok, but your dingaling is showing. I'm serious, people are starting to stare. Me? I've been staring the whole time. ... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2011
    I knew there was a reason I love those things so much. I could eat a whole jar in a sitting (and have before). This changes nothing for me really. A lot of people I know swear by Vlasics, but those people are idiots (most of the people I know are) and have obviously never ha... / Continue →
  • June 20, 2011
    So appetizing. Chicken: it might be what's for dinner. Me? I think I'm gonna have a little, oh I don't know -- PASTA WITH ARTICHOKES. BA-BWAM! Did I mention there will be berry cobbler and butter pecan ice cream for dessert? A LA MODE, BABY! This is an automated chicken ... / Continue →