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  • December 10, 2013
    Because some people will actually follow advice found on 4chan (that's your bad), a number of users have ended up bricking their new X-Box Ones by following these fake instructions to make your console backwards compatible (because it's really that easy, Microsoft just doesn't ... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2013
    In news that's sure to set the computing world ablaze (or not at all), Bill Gates has confessed that the control-alt-delete keyboard combination was a mistake and the fault of a keyboard designer who refused to add a one-button equivalent. How enthralling! If I was any more ... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2013
    This is a series of women dressed as internet browsers (previously: fashion sketches of women dressed as internet browsers). Which is your favorite? I like Opera. And I'm not just saying that because I would constantly try to throw things through her hair hoop, but I would a... / Continue →
  • June 14, 2013
    This is the chart comparing the next generation Microsoft and Sony gaming consoles compiled by DeviantARTist yamamoto114. Which one are you gonna get? I'm gonna get one of each and then film myself smashing them on release day in front of all the people who camped out. Just ... / Continue →
  • September 27, 2012
    This is a very brief history of operating system scroll bars. It's not inclusive though, because I don't even see the one I'm using on there. Regardless, they've really come a long way, haven't they? SPOILER: Nope. Thanks to Deacon, who, based on his email, is apparently VE... / Continue →
  • June 14, 2012
    Australian electronics retailer Kogan has started imposing a 6.8% tax on customers still using Internet Explorer 7 on account of "the amount of time required to make web pages appear correctly" with the browser. Of course, if you're actually still using Internet Explorer 7, yo... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2012
    This is a 2012 Mustang with a 1967 Mustang Fastback replica body slapped on it and outfitted with all kinds of Microsoft technology. Want to change the horn to sound like Windows booting up? You can do that (I think). The car features a heads-up display for the driver and on... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2012
    Seen here looking suspiciously like the lightsaber dildo I found in my roommate's sock drawer (haha -- the truth's out, Derek! NOW CLEAN YOUR CAT'S LITTERBOX) Captain Kirk fantasizes about diddling Uhuru or whatever. Aaaaaaaaand now Microsoft has some relatively functional so... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2012
    Note: Infographic is longer than my Christmas list, hit the jump to see the whole thing. This is a giant infographic depicting everything Bill Gates has done with his fortune to help combat disease and make the world a better place. According to the statistics, he's helped sa... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2011
    Seen here shaming their families, Cringey McVista and the Windhoes 98 crew or whatever rap about their love for the Windows 7 phone. It's...pretty much as bad as it gets. It's the kind of video that, not only do you find yourself embarrassed to watch and feel bad for the girls... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2011
    This is an old-ass interview from 1994 of Connie Chung asking Bill Gates if it's true he can jump over office chairs from a standing position (rumors -- sometimes they're really f***ing lame), and Bill showing Connie his skills (with a one-step jump). Impressive, Bill, but I c... / Continue →
  • September 15, 2011
    Because your mom won't understand what's happening unless there's an emoticon to relay appropriate emotional information, the new Window's 8 blue screen of death features a lil frowny face and generic message about the operating system shitting the bed. "Oh, oh no -- a frowny.... / Continue →
  • August 3, 2011
    Remember Monday's 'Internet Explorer Users are Dumb-Dumbs' study? Well, unshockingly to anybody who's familiar with the internet, is was faked. Also, 2-Pac's death. Hey, it's cool, Pac -- I ain't mad at cha. A number of media organisations, including the BBC, reported on th... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2011
    Note: That tiny-ass picture looks like complete ass and is by no means the whole graphic, click HERE to see the whole thing, get your learn on, then fight in the comments like big babies. This is an informational graphic comparing and contrasting self-proclaimed Mac and PC peo... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2011
    OH MAN, WHO'S AS EXCITED ABOUT WINDOWS 8 AS I AM?! If you answered, "go f*** yourself" and picked up something to throw it at me, you might be! And now an early beta of the operating system has been leaked! Plus it can run off of a 16GB flash drive! The future is now! Who ... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2011
    Uh, is that a dude with tits? Microsoft, working with the federal gubment, successfully raided a number of web-hosts around the country, bringing down a bot-network of compromised computers they believe are responsible for as much as 40% of all spam emails. Weird, because my ... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2011
    Seen here proving they can't even afford a trip to Supercuts, Dawn Matthews and 11-year old son Brendan are appealing to Microsoft to reverse some of the $1,700 in charges ol' Mophead McSadface accumulated on XBox Live. Yeah! YEAH! Reverse some of mine too! She entered her ... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2011
    Apparently Microsoft's search engine Bing has been stealing search results from Google and Google recently ran a sting operation to prove it. DAMN -- BUSTED, GATES! (Sorry, but we're all gonna have to hop the fence). Google first smelled a rat when misspelled searches on B... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because this guy is waaay too trippin' me out to be on the front page. This is a new commercial for Windows Live Photo Gallery featuring the guy from the double rainbow video. And let me tell you: it was a real treat to finally be able to put a f... / Continue →
  • July 20, 2010
    This is a Chinese news animation of the whole iPhone 4 fiasco being played out from lost prototype to recent press conference addressing the phone's booboo antenna problem. Plus Steve Jobs steals Bill Gates' Darth Vader helmet after a lightsaber battle, which makes perfect sen... / Continue →