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  • May 8, 2015
    This is a short video of a man stumbling into a Ninjas Anonymous meeting. It looks empty, but you have to remember: ninjas are everywhere. And apparently they don't like non-ninjas creeping in on their meetings. I can't say I blame them. I used to go to meetings for people ... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2015
    This is the 'I Survived Another Meeting That Should Have Been An Email' award designed and sold by pop artist Will Bryant for $3.50. I feel like he should have made it a purple participation ribbon instead of blue. Blue is usually reserved for first place, and if you regular... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2014
    This is a Viking longboat inspired conference table. That's really all the information I have except those chairs look like they suck but I would still love to sit at the head or tail of that thing yelling at the rest of my coworkers. AND WE'RE GOING TO BURN OUR COMPETITION T... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2011
    Note: Full-res version HERE because one digital distraction you don't need is cyborg eyeballs because yours popped out squinting too damn hard. This is Maslow's David McCandless' (damn bro, buy a McLighter or something, shit!) hierarchy of digital distractions. The higher on ... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2010
    Ever had to go to a meeting but didn't want to? Every single one, huh? I'm with you. Between PTA and AA it feels like I spend half my life in a folding chair with a cup of shitty coffee and a sugar cookie. But now you can send a robot to attend for you! Step forward the Q... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2009
    I was heavily vegetarian for almost four years when I was married (the dark years) and let me tell you: non-dairy cheese turns into hard plastic when baked in a Thanksgiving broccoli casserole. I still served it though. And not a single person tried it. So you know what I di... / Continue →
  • February 1, 2008
    How many times have you sat through a boring meeting wishing you had an ejector seat that could blast you through the ceiling and into the women's restroom on the floor above? Never? Well I wish that all the time. Anyways, if you're the 'top gun' in your office (I'm actually... / Continue →