meat's no treat for those you eat

First Lab-Grown Burger Coming Soon, $345,000

What you're looking at are incredibly thin pieces of lab-grown beef. Pretty appetizing, right? "They look like scabs with little pieces of Band-Aid stuck in them." Mmmmmmm,...
November 15, 2011

Get Real: PETA Vs. The Mario Bros. Franchise

PETA, best known for always going about things the wrong way, has now taken exception to the Mario franchise, citing Mario's tandoori Tanooki suit sends children the...
November 15, 2011

I'm Surprised It Took So Long: Bacon Cologne

$36 bacon-scented cologne: because if there's one demographic I'd like to find me more appealing, it's the meat-loving obese. *spray spray* Oh, I can already tell I've...
April 11, 2011

FINALLY -- Huffable Meat: J & D's BaconAir

J&D's, the same company that brought us bacon mayonnaise, bacon lip balm, bacon envelopes and bacon popcorn, is back at it, this time with huffable bacon-flavored oxygen....
March 31, 2011

OH COME ON!: The Knife-Weilding Meat-Bot

Because hell hath no fury like a woman scorned robot armed, Japanese firm Mayekawa Electric has developed a robot programmed to bone a ham. And not like...
December 6, 2010

Mmmmmmm, Wise Men: The Meat Nativity

This is a nativity made entirely out of meat. Okay, and some hash browns and pretzel sticks. I particularly love how all the wise men are wearing...
December 3, 2010

LASEEEEEEEEEEEEER BAAAAAAAAACON!

We've seen laser-printed beef jerky business cards, but how about some raw-ass meat? YOW YOW! That Thanksgiving honey-baked ham never had it so good. Get it? Because...
November 22, 2010