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  • August 29, 2014
    This is the Supersize Bed designed and built by Cecilia Carey and Harry Parr. It looks suspiciously like a giant pack of McDonald's fries. All the fries are actually removable pillows though, so you and a sleepover friend can use them to try to beat each other off the bed lik... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2014
    This is a video of a McDonald's cheeseburger (no word on with or without onions) being dipped in hydrochloric acid. Hydrochloric acid is formed in the stomach and makes up about 0.5% of food-dissolving gastric acid. The other 99.5%? Tiny warriors with swords and axes choppin... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2014
    Meet Happy, McDonald's new Happy Meal mascot. Happy is happy because he just devoured the souls of countless children hoping for a Pokemon toy with their meal. "You know what the new mascot needs? Googly eyes and giant dick-biting lips," I imagine some executive arguing at a... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2014
    Yes, of course Florida. This the CCTV footage of a topless woman in a thong (presumably on drink/drugs) going bonkers in a McDonald's. She yells at the employees, beats her head on the counter a couple times, climbs behind the counter and proceeds to knock a bunch of shit ove... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2014
    This is the arm of 18-year old Norwegian fast food fan Stian Ytterdahl. He got a McDonald's receipt tattooed on it. Why? Because who doesn't love McFlurries? I still can't believe it. I mean, I love fast food as much as the next guy who's given up on eating right or working... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2014
    Because Florida will never stop being Florida, a woman set fire to her boyfriend's car after he refused to buy her a McFlurry from McDonalds. No McFlurry?! I would have stapled his balls to the seat and burned his house to the ground too. "Next thing you know, she says 'I'm ... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2014
    This is a series of 'gritty' childhood pop culture characters by DeviantARTist Tohad. There's a whole bunch of them: Ronald McDonald, the Telletubbies, Shrek, Winnie the Pooh, Mario and Luigi, Buzz Lightyear, Alice in Wonderland, Inspector Gadget and more. "Garfield?" There ... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2013
    Frankie the cat has lived in a New Zealand McDonald's parking lot for the last year, surviving on little more than the nuggets and pieces of cheeseburger patrons would toss him after following their cars through the drive-thru. Add an occasional strawberry shake and you have m... / Continue →
  • July 18, 2012
    Come on bro, you have to admit you look creepy as f***. Please tell me you at least had a shirt on. Steve Mann, the self-proclaimed "father of computer vision systems" (and NOT "the father of a dino baby" like I want to be) was recently assaulted by three McDonalds employees ... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2012
    This is a mummy made by artist BenEverywhere from $200 of ground-up McDonald's burgers and some resin to hold it all together. It's supposed to make a statement about how McDonald's food is barely even food anymore and lasts forever because it's so chock-full of additives. Th... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2012
    McDonald's restaurants (if you can even call them that) in Australia, having suffered from a recent spat of robberies (who the f*** robs a McDonald's? Taco Bell or GTFO), have teamed up with security firm SelectaDNA to install sprayers above its doors that will douse robbers w... / Continue →
  • November 8, 2011
    This is a recirculating ketchup fountain, not unlike the recirculating nacho cheese fountain we featured that somebody was classy enough to construct for their wedding. Now I know what you're thinking, "but why couldn't it be ranch?!" And that's because you're fat. Move Ove... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2011
    Note: Slightly larger version HERE in case you're at McDonalds right now and struggling to connect to the internet to read Geekologie. But I know that's not the case, because then how would be reading this? "On my phone, dummy." Damn you rude! This is the instruction card p... / Continue →
  • January 10, 2011
    This is a skull made entirely of McDonalds fries. No word whose skull it is, but I suspect he was French. French -- like the fries! Hit it, Fozzie Bear. "Wocka wocka wocka!" Thanks broseph, nice hat by the way. "Don't call me broseph." Whatever, duder. "I will violate y... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2010
    I hate seeing little fat kids running around. Actually, I take that back, little fat kids running around is good. LITTLE FAT KIDS GETTING PUSHED AROUND IN STROLLERS IS BAD. Real bad. STOP LETTING THOSE LIL OOMPA LOOMPAS DRINK SO MUCH POP! Thankfully, in effort to curb chil... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2010
    Apparently Batman (who's a known fast-food thief) robbed a McDonalds in San Francisco last night. Why San Francisco? Because he and Robin retired there to ride rainbows to their hearts' content. But apparently the dong-loving duo have fallen on hard times. Double entendre, ... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2010
    This is a McDonald's security-cam footage of a woman who became outraged when a drive-thru attendant wouldn't sell her any McNuggets AT 6:30AM. Hey -- you've gotta wait till 10:30 just like the rest of us, nugget-whore! A Toledo woman, Melodi Dushane, loves McNuggets. Accordi... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2010
    Tempting, but I prefer my ogre-loads au naturale: salty. Plus green! McDonalds Unveils New Ogre Ejaculate McFlurry Flavor [buzzfeed] Thanks to couch sweet potato and Becca, who have both tried Fairy Berry Blasts and claim they stained their shirts. I believe it.... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2010
    The Mc10:35 isn't actually a secret McDonald's menu item because you have to buy two separate sandwiches and put them together yourself. However, it is rare and dangerously delicious looking. I heard about this from a cashier at one of the local McDonald's. He said it's getti... / Continue →
  • March 3, 2010
    This is a map showing which fast food chain rules a particular area of the United States, except it's barely legible so click THIS PINK BUTTON RIGHT HERE to see the full-size version. Basically, McDonald's rules the entire US except for Texas, which is owned by Sonic and look... / Continue →