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  • May 21, 2014
    This is makeup artist Elsa Rhae. She uses her makeup skills (and presumably a mirror) to transform herself into different characters. She is very skilled. Me? I tried to apply lipstick once and ate the whole tube. No regrets, although I was scared I was shitting blood for ... / Continue →
  • January 24, 2013
    This is a Tiffany style Master Chief helmet lamp crafted by Michael McLane (of Boba Fett Tiffany lamp fame). You can buy it for $840 on Etsy HERE. Or you can just look at these pictures for free and think about how nice it would look on a table in your library. But you don't... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2012
    This is a Master Chief stained glass window made by MartianGlassWorks, the same man behind all this other video game inspired glass art. Now listen Chief -- I want you keep an eye on the house while I'm out drinking. And if you could let me back in when I get home that would ... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2011
    Blue balls and beer -- story of my life, bro. Women: they'll tear your heart out, spit in the hole, then not respond to the voicemails you leave about how much you still love her and want to work things out just so you can stay overnight one more time and steal a bunch of her ... / Continue →
  • September 1, 2011
    I'mma eat your face, Chief! In other busty news (a wise boob man once told me, "you can never get enough bust"), this is a giant Master Chief cake created by Mike's Amazing Cakes. How the hell they managed to make such a gravity-defying cake is beyond me, but I suspect it inv... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2011
    Members of the media at the Electronic Entertainment Expo, which is happening right down the street and I should be attending except for the fact I've been ban-hammered from the LA Convention Center for reasons I can't discuss until the trial is over (geez, find another venue!)... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2011
    Sticks & stones will STILL break your bones in LEGO armor I'm just sayin'. This is a very impressive suit of Master Chief armor made entirely out of LEGO pieces (except for the previously made helmet's visor, DERDER) by LEGOmaniac Ben Caulkins (not to be confused with Macaulay... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2010
    This is a wearable LEGO Master Chief helmet designed and built by Ben Caulkins (no relation to Macaulay -- that he'll admit). It looks infinitely better than the cheap rubber version I picked up from the bargain bin at Carl's Costume Basement. Which, un-fun fact: is an actual... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2010
    This is a fake commercial for Halo Reach using the XBox's Kinect motion controls. And speaking of XBox's motion controls: I got the chance to demo the technology and it wouldn't stop mistaking my wiener for a leg. True story. Half-true story. Okay, you got me: what's Kinect... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2010
    This is a sweet-ass Halo Elite costume made by the black-t-shirt-loving guys at PeteManderGRX. I need that bike basket. Plus grill. The suit (which contains a human in its tummy) is like 8-feet tall and resembles a dinosaur in futuristic battle gear just enough for me to yel... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2010
    Master Chief, best known as the protagonist from 'Quake III Arena', is also an accomplished singer. And now he's got the CD set to prove it. Featuring such instant classics as 'One More Snipe', 'K-k-killing Spree' and 'I Can't Camp', the chief has something for everyone. Esp... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2010
    This is an XBox customized by Richard Taylor at Weta Workshop to celebrate the millionth 360 sold in Australia and New Zealand. I'm not sure who the character is, but I suspect he's like an Australian G.I. Joe or something. As you can see, dude is shooting one side while some... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2010
    That's right, from now until the end of February all profits from Bungie's online store will be donated to the Red Cross Disaster Relief Fund. It's Bungie's way of saying, "We care". And also, "Thanks for making us a gazillion dollars playing Halo". But seriously folks: for ... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2009
    This is a teaser trailer for Halo Reach coming out in Fall, 2010. You should probably click the video so you can watch it in HD and get the full effect. It looks pretty bangin'. That's right, I said bangin'. YES I KNOW THAT'S NOT COOL. And neither is your face. Burn, no b... / Continue →
  • September 25, 2009
    Here are a couple video previews of the upcoming Halo Legends anime series due out later this fall. I thought they looked okay. I mean, it's no Cowboy Bebop, but then again, THERE'S NO DOG NAMED EINSTEIN (I'm partial to dogs named Einstein, you see. Especially scruffy ones!)... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2009
    Looking to expand their line of geek-wear, Ecko Unlimited is releasing this $88 Master Chief hoodie just in time for cooler weather. Good thing too, I'm tired of setting myself on fire! Brand new, limited edition Halo 3 hoodie from Ecko makes a great gift for your favorite ga... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2009
    You like what I did with the title there? I lol'd. And by lol'd I mean tried to hammer my teeth out with a XBox 360 controller. So anyway, there comes a time when all great franchises must come to an end in a horrible burning fire of suck. This is that time for Halo. Micro... / Continue →
  • July 23, 2009
    Typically I don't wear jewelry (just makeup) but I would make an exception for this Master Chief ring. The $180 finger cuff even has the Halo 3 emblem inscribed on the inside. Plus, if you punch somebody in the face hard enough you'll leave them with a little Spartan helmet i... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2009
    This is a little gallery of Master Chief's high school senior portraits. As you will see, he was one dapper young lad. And probably the star of the football team. Which means, more than likely, he dated all the cheerleaders and made fun of people like me. Yeah, Master Chief... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2009
    Personally, I like my XBox just the way it came: solid gold with diamond accents. But apparently some of you peasants like to glue plastic and shit to your XBoxes to make you feel special. Good for you. Hit the jump for a bunch more, including several Halo mods and a pretty ... / Continue →