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Universe's Largest Black Hole Discovered

Allegedly astronomers have discovered the universe's most massive black hole. How massive? Think my ex-wife's gaping pie-hole times three. Whatever gave birth to this monster can be...
May 15, 2009

Giant Remote Controls Windows Media Center

Why? Because pushing little buttons with your thumbs is for little sissies. You need MAN-LEGS to stomp MAN-SIZED BUTTONS to prove you are a REAL MAN. *SHA-POW*...
March 6, 2009

Massive Stargate SG-1 LEGO Ship On eBay

You a Stargate SG-1 fan? Want a LEGO replica of the Asgard Beliskner Battle Ship? Got $3,500? Live in or around Highland Park, Illinois? Willing to drive...
January 12, 2009

60,000 Piece LEGO Hoth Battle Diorama

Sorry for the unusual lack of postage in the past few days, folks. I've been traveling my ass off (read: cover up for male enhancement surgery) and...
December 23, 2008

I Want To Be A Pusher When I Grow Up

This is the job I want when I grow up. And no, not because it gives you a great opportunity to cop the occasional feel. Oshiya, or...
April 14, 2008

Super Massive Music Collection On eBay

A dude is selling his massive music collection on eBay. How massive is massive? Try 3 million records and 300,000 CDs. That, my friends, is what is...
February 18, 2008