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  • October 29, 2013
    So apparently men are flocking to Istanbul, Turkey, to get mustache implants so their upper lips don't look so boyish. As I'm sure you're well aware, a nice well-formed mustache is a sign of manliness, and guys who can't grow them are basically women without tits. Back me up,... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2013
    I have to do all my dishes by hand because I don't have a dishwasher. I also have to wash all my clothes by hand in a creek and beat them with a tree branch to dry them. I'm basically a lonely caveman. This is Dish Whiskey, a barrel aged, charcoal filtered, whiskey-inspired ... / Continue →
  • January 24, 2013
    This is a series of soap bars called Man Hands, they're supposed to smell like things dudes like. Stuff like cash, fresh-cut grass, beer, baseball gloves, fire and dirt. Each bar will set you back $7 and doesn't come with any sort of guarantee they'll make you more manly. Th... / Continue →
  • September 6, 2012
    This is a line of spray air fresheners from Archer that could make even a lady's powder room smell like somewhere a real manly man (like myself) would want to hang. The $14 sprays come in three scents: European Sports Car, Distillery, and Hunting Lodge. A brief description of... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2011
    It's a uni-cycle. Get it?! Me neither, I hate myself (no I don't either, that was solid f**ing gold and you loved it). Now I'm not saying Prince Humperdink here wasn't the envy of the entire kingdom that summer, I'm just saying his little sister probably lost her shit when s... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2009
    Geekologie Reader Bryan, inspired by the post on rejected Star Wars products, went and made a Death Star Grill (complete with Star Destroyer handle!). And I, for one, would slap my Rebel meat all over it. I started with two Weber grills and used the bottom portions because th... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2009
    Let's face it, there are few things in the world men respond more to than boobs. And fast cars. And vaginas. And beer. And fireworks. And dinosaurs. And guns. And meat. And meat guns. And sports. And power tool guns. Oh, and video games. So if you're a lady looking ... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2009
    The Pizza Pro 3000 by Fred is a pizza cutter designed to look like a circular saw. That way, you can feel like a real toughass instead of a guy who just baked a frozen pizza for his Friday night Friends marathon. That Chandler, what a nut. Pizza Pro 3000 Circular Saw [nerdap... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2008
    I don't have much more information on this ferris wheel except that it appears to be human powered, doesn't look that fun to ride, and is definitely dangerous to operate. And while I'm on the subject, I think the carny operating the moon-bounce stole my freaking shoes. But I ... / Continue →
  • July 14, 2008
    If there's one thing I learned from watching every single episode of Magnum P.I., it's that I want to live in Hawaii and drive a Ferrari. If there are two things I've learned it's that I want to live in Hawaii and drive a Ferrari, and then lick Tom Selleck's chest hair in the ... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2008
    It's this -- Craftsman's 1,470 piece tool set. Actually 10 other different tool sets combined, it includes such hits as the: 300 pc. Professional Tool Set 198 pc. Advanced Essentials Professional Tool Set 189 pc. Specialized Essentials Professional Tool Set 204 pc. Advanced... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2008
    The world's largest drill bit was put to use last month boring a subway tunnel in Leipzig, Germany. This is it. As you can see it's relatively large. Not huge, but pretty big. For a drill bit. Now if it was a Reuben sandwich, that would be impressive. And filling. Can you imagi... / Continue →