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  • February 8, 2016
    Why are you throwing money away? This is the old Macintosh Plus that Redditor HaHaBird modded into a trashcan. He cleverly replaced the computer's glass screen with a hinged acrylic panel, presumably to keep smells contained. My trashcan smells awful. I'm not sure what's in... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2015
    This is the aftermath of a Japanese man cheating on his girlfriend. She decided to exact revenge by dumping all his dozen plus Apple products in the bathtub. For reference, that is entirely too many Apple products. Plus girlfriends. Hopefully the sex was worth it, bro. Whe... / Continue →
  • September 27, 2012
    This is a very brief history of operating system scroll bars. It's not inclusive though, because I don't even see the one I'm using on there. Regardless, they've really come a long way, haven't they? SPOILER: Nope. Thanks to Deacon, who, based on his email, is apparently VE... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2011
    Like how I used 'here' in the title? Because I'm not changing it if you didn't. Seen here doing his best to keep the doctor away, Steve Jobless resigned from his position as Apple CEO yesterday, citing "that shit's weak". Or something. Hold on, I'll find the actual quote (I... / Continue →
  • August 16, 2011
    Note: Video is NSFW due to dirty words and NOT female nudity. Shocking, I know. This is a video of Apple fanboy Alex Krasny raging out on why OS X Lion sucks so hard for a solid 15-minutes. It...was painful to watch. Waaaaaaaaay too painful for me, which is why I gave it ab... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2011
    Note: Slightly larger version HERE in case you're at McDonalds right now and struggling to connect to the internet to read Geekologie. But I know that's not the case, because then how would be reading this? "On my phone, dummy." Damn you rude! This is the instruction card p... / Continue →
  • July 24, 2011
    Note: Full-res version HERE because this is like, really really mportant. This is a graphical representation made by Mashable of Apple's 35-year product history, all in the shape of a tree (NOT bush). It kind of reminds me of those Jack & the Beanstalk vines Mario (link is ho... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2011
    Note: That tiny-ass picture looks like complete ass and is by no means the whole graphic, click HERE to see the whole thing, get your learn on, then fight in the comments like big babies. This is an informational graphic comparing and contrasting self-proclaimed Mac and PC peo... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2010
    I bought a MacBook Air right when they came out but ended up breaking it over my knee after getting sick and tired of its weightlessness. My laptop needs some heft, dammit, I need to feel like I'm hauling some serious shit around (and not just 500GB of pr0n). The solution? A... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2010
    Note: Commercial is after the jump because it looks so good you might just want to kiss it and I can't have you frenching the front page. I don't know where your lips have been! Starcraft II, it's coming. Specifically, on July 27th. Will your pants survive the wait or will ... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2010
    Ever wanted to make your own cartoons with Bill Gates and Steve Jobs sayin' funny-ass things to each other? Well now you can. Just head over to Sad and Useless, download the template, and speech-bubble to your buttheart's content! I even made one myself and posted it after t... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2010
    This is a print ad created by Adobe taking a stab at Apple's lack of Flash support. Apple's (fake) response is after the jump, and it's exactly what you think it'll be. Seriously, just take a second to think of the joke (similar to this one), and then hit the jump and feel a... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2010
    NOTE: Video is after the jump dammit. I always thought the whole John Connor bit was a bunch of bullshit. And you know what? I was right for once in my Godforsaken life. This is the video evidence proving what Terminators are REALLY sent back for. Which SPOILER ALERT: is... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2010
    Cupidtino is a new dating website launching next month exclusively for Apple fanboys and girls. Because who needs 29 dimensions of compatibility when you both use a mouse with one button? Cupidtino is a beautiful new dating site created for fans of Apple products by fans of A... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2010
    This is a field guide to fanboys as compiled by PC World. Of course, you probably can't read it because it's so small and you can't afford nano-vision surgery so CLICK HERE to see the thing in all its boxy glory. And, as much as I hate to stereotype, this thing is spot-on. ... / Continue →
  • March 3, 2010
    This is a parody of the Old Spice commercials that are all the rage on your fancy moving-picture box these days (posted one after the jump for those of you who haven't seen them), except it's for Apple products. Only problem is, it didn't make me laugh like the originals. Th... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2010
    Have a bunch of obsolete Apple products sitting around collecting dust? Trade them for gold! Gold For Macs accepts iPods, MacBooks and everything in between and sends you cold hard cash gold in return. I just sent them 40 Dells with Apple stickers over the logo! Am I a geni... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2010
    This Wi-Fi detecting car decal tips tailgaters off to available wireless connections. It was made by cutting the illuminated panel out of one of these shirts and sticking it to the car's window. Which you've got to admit: for such a hardcore Apple fanboy (see license plate) i... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2010
    I've been trying to avoid iPad related material because, damnit, I just don't care. What do I look like, a tech blogger? Please. Anyway, I am posting this video of Pee-Wee Herman with an iPad because, well, I didn't know he still made videos. Just don't expect too much in t... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2010
    Finally, we can all sleep at night having seen Apple's new tablet, the iPad. That's right, iPad (after taking a hint from the old Mad TV sketch). The first-gen tablet is 0.5 inches thin, 1.5 lbs, and has a 9.7" multi-touch screen. It will be powered by Apple's own 1GHz A4 ch... / Continue →