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  • October 25, 2013
    The Tweeting Bra is a bra that tweets every time its clasp is unclasped. What does it tweet? Not sure, but hopefully, "HIYO -- TITTY PARTY OVER HERE." Just be careful which bra tweets you actually respond to Twitter. Damn @AllisonXO81, taking your bra of at 1PM? What an af... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2011
    Because 900-year old Jedi masters can't survive on Dagobah swamp stew and dragonlizard dicks alone, here's Yoda in a Japanese advertisement for Nissin Cup Noodles. I'm not really sure what the relationship between Yoda and ramen is supposed to be, but my guess is a sexual one.... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2011
    There comes a time in every young man's life when he receives his first soldering iron. To me, that day feels like it was just yesterday. "That was yesterday -- you f***ing stole it out of my toolbox." Haha -- finders keepers! About 1983, when I was fifteen, I dropped my ... / Continue →
  • September 1, 2011
    That's right folks, it's officially Girl Scout Cookie season! And you know what that means don't you? If you guessed, "The Geekologie Writer is gonna awkwardly approach a table of young girls outside the grocery store and ask 'how much for everything except for the shitty low... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2011
    This is a small series of physics (NOT chemistry) themed cupcakes created by a young baker to celebrate their last day of high school physics class. Me? I skipped school and went to the bong store, then drank Mad Dog 20/20's in a public park with a couple of my bros from show... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2011
    It's not like anybody who's ever blind taste-tested them alongside Crayolas would need any more evidence, but here's a photo that helps explain why off-brand crayons suck so bad. Apparently they're made with...I dunno, people? Yeah, plus they make me color outside the lines! ... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2011
    I knew there was a reason I love those things so much. I could eat a whole jar in a sitting (and have before). This changes nothing for me really. A lot of people I know swear by Vlasics, but those people are idiots (most of the people I know are) and have obviously never ha... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2010
    Tapi faucet nipples from Dreamfarm (I'm not gonna lie, I've always dreamed of farming nipples, too) turns your faucet into a water fountain by squeezing off the hole at the bottom. Simple! Plus it comes in a rainbow of colors, none of which will match any kitchen/bathroom's d... / Continue →
  • August 3, 2010
    What do you get when you take 500 30-shot fireworks and set them all off at the same time? Haha, besides an opportunity to call 911? Yes -- this video. It takes a little while to get going, but when it does, oh boy, when it does. Almost makes me want to tape a bunch to the ... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2010
    They just installed these at my local arcade, they're really great. One minute I'm kickin' ass at Street Fighter, the next my character isn't moving, I'm drooling, and my boner's spelunking for quarters in the change return. Closest He Is Getting To The Real Thing [thereifixe... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2010
    Unfortunately the couch feels a lot like the floor and I spilled six beers in a row trying to set them on the coffee table. Did I mention the television only gets The Blinding Channel? It's my favorite. the london-based art and design practice united visual artist recently... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2010
    The $20 Mini Donut Factory may look identical to the Mini Cupcake Maker, but the similarities stop there! No, no they don't either. They're the same machine with a different insert. One makes cupcake shapes, the other buttholes. Both will make you fat if used in excess. It... / Continue →
  • May 12, 2010
    There was a time (based on this ad, the 70's) when having visibly hard nipples was all the rage. But like all fads (I'm looking at you, slap bracelets), its time quickly passed (give up Britney, you'll never bring it back!). Our exclusive braless-look-bra is the very first ... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2010
    I love candy, it's an important part of my life. Right up there with the internet and self-loathing. And this is a complicated Venn diagram that explains the relationships of different candybars to one another. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Put one of each in a blende... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2010
    Aside from Geekologie and The International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction Writer's Association, Lazertits might very well be the best site to ever hit the web -- and my retinas. HAPPY EYES! For centuries the female bosom has been wrongfully held in the prison of maternal... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2010
    Click HERE to view the full chart. The latest in information graphics, this one's all about your favorite subject: comics sweater puppets. Say, did you know the average female nipple is 3/8" long when erect? I didn't. Cause I've definitely seen some outliers! I'm looking a... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2010
    There comes a time in everyone's life when they realize that cupcakes take too long to bake and you need your fix NOW. At this point you may or may not burn your face off trying to stick your head in the oven and lick the cooking batter. Enter the Mini Cupcake Maker: a device... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2009
    Listen, I will never get tired of cats that literally OM NOM when they eat, okay? I'm sorry, i just can't help it. Like being neck-breakingly handsome or able to sleep in any position at work. I don't remember how we decided to give her sour cream in first place, but it made... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2009
    Apparently by shaking your PS3 controller while playing the upcoming Ninja Gaiden Sigma II you can make your characters boobs bounce around all crazylike (which helps explains THIS advertisement). Also, I'm more than a little disappointed we didn't have this feature for the or... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2009
    What I wouldn't give to switch places with this guy for 30 minutes. 30 minutes! Robotic Dinosaurs Ponder Man's Extinction [gizmodo]... / Continue →