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Yoda Advertising Ramen Noodles In Japan

Because 900-year old Jedi masters can't survive on Dagobah swamp stew and dragonlizard dicks alone, here's Yoda in a Japanese advertisement for Nissin Cup Noodles. I'm not...
November 21, 2011

The Cookie Chart Of Girl Scout Cookie Sales

That's right folks, it's officially Girl Scout Cookie season! And you know what that means don't you? If you guessed, "The Geekologie Writer is gonna awkwardly approach...
September 1, 2011

Baking Equations: Physics-Themed Cupcakes

This is a small series of physics (NOT chemistry) themed cupcakes created by a young baker to celebrate their last day of high school physics class. Me?...
August 9, 2011

Photo Evidence: Why Off-Brand Crayons Suck

It's not like anybody who's ever blind taste-tested them alongside Crayolas would need any more evidence, but here's a photo that helps explain why off-brand crayons suck...
July 29, 2011

Why Your Heart Hurts: A Mini Donut Machine

The $20 Mini Donut Factory may look identical to the Mini Cupcake Maker, but the similarities stop there! No, no they don't either. They're the same machine...
May 13, 2010

I WANT THEM ALL!: The Venn Candygram

I love candy, it's an important part of my life. Right up there with the internet and self-loathing. And this is a complicated Venn diagram that explains...
April 29, 2010

Arguably The Best Site On The Internet

Aside from Geekologie and The International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction Writer's Association, Lazertits might very well be the best site to ever hit the web -- and...
March 12, 2010

Another Day, Another OM NOMing Kitteh

Listen, I will never get tired of cats that literally OM NOM when they eat, okay? I'm sorry, i just can't help it. Like being neck-breakingly handsome...
December 7, 2009

New Bouncy Feature In Ninja Gaiden Σ II

Apparently by shaking your PS3 controller while playing the upcoming Ninja Gaiden Sigma II you can make your characters boobs bounce around all crazylike (which helps explains...
September 10, 2009